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LanHikari10
11/09/20 10:37:35 PM
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Eliza3
11/09/20 11:04:58 PM
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What did the deaf man say when he caught his wife cheating?

What the hell is going on here?

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Lost_All_Senses
11/09/20 11:07:24 PM
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What did the Jewish guy say to the sandwich shop owner?

That was a delicious sandwich. I think I will come here after work from now on

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SevenTenths
11/09/20 11:08:24 PM
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What should we do to lan?

Ban him.

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R1masher
11/09/20 11:14:17 PM
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what do you call a prostitute with no legs?

whatever her name is

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BloodMoon7
11/09/20 11:16:58 PM
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Knock knock
Who is there?
This is the police open up
Oh shit

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shnangyboos
11/09/20 11:19:03 PM
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A man walks into a bar. He drowns his sorrow with alcohol because he hates his life.

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LanHikari10
11/10/20 6:40:09 PM
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Turbam
11/10/20 6:41:37 PM
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A guy searches for a computer issue

He finds the solution quickly, and it is fixed within minutes.

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LanHikari10
11/10/20 6:48:17 PM
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thrash_and_burn
11/10/20 6:48:50 PM
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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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RedJackson
11/10/20 6:49:16 PM
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Did you know homer died of ligma?

Whose homer?

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ligma balls

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Lairen
11/10/20 6:52:33 PM
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A mod does a mediocre job modding and returns to his lonely existence.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/10/20 6:53:09 PM
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A guy finds some money on the ground.

Sees that it's fake.

He then tosses it back onto the ground.


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SolidShadow3
11/10/20 6:55:24 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who knows, it's a chicken.

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LanHikari10
11/10/20 6:57:14 PM
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Lairen posted...
A mod does a mediocre job modding and returns to his lonely existence.
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:( Why are you talking about me?

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MabusIncarnate
11/10/20 7:02:03 PM
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What does two quarters and a dime equal?

$0.60

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LightningAce11
11/10/20 7:02:55 PM
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What did the CEman say after getting modded?

This is bullshit, mods are biased.
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FlameTurtle
11/10/20 7:03:30 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
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:( Why are you talking about me?
Get back down into the karma mines, deadbeat

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jon1012
11/10/20 7:04:44 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
What did the CEman say after getting modded?

This is bullshit, mods are biased.

ok, that's the only one that actually made me laugh

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sabin017
11/10/20 7:11:33 PM
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Why was my uncle acting so crazy during Thanksgiving?
He had rabies.

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Ryven
11/10/20 7:12:31 PM
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A horse walks into a bar.

Animal control is called and the horse is removed safely and without harm.

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BroodRyu
11/10/20 7:31:28 PM
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and an alligator?

Nothing. This is impossible.
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