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Darmik
11/05/20 5:00:40 PM
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https://twitter.com/EA/status/1324461390753599495

Poor EA social media person

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MixedRaceBaby
11/05/20 5:02:26 PM
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how did that guy go from teenager to gray old man in like 19 years?
the xbox came out in 2001...

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s0nicfan
11/05/20 5:02:45 PM
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EA out there trying to figure out if they can sell families as DLC.

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Darmik
11/05/20 5:03:02 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
how did that guy go from teenager to gray old man in like 19 years?
the xbox came out in 2001...

He played Gears of War online

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Romulox28
11/05/20 5:06:01 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
how did that guy go from teenager to gray old man in like 19 years?
the xbox came out in 2001...
i was going to do the math to figure out how old the girl was in the last scene and then i was like "wait a minute, what the fuck am i doing"

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Darmik
11/05/20 5:09:28 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
i was going to do the math to figure out how old the girl was in the last scene and then i was like "wait a minute, what the fuck am i doing"

If he's 18 in the OG Xbox segment that would be;
22 when he gets the 360 with a baby born in 2005.
30 when he gets the Xbox One with an 8 year old daughter
37 when he gets the Xbox Series X with a 15 year old daughter

That's assuming he gets each console on launch day! That's my math but I'm sleep deprived with a baby myself so I might be wrong.

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MegamanXfan21xx
11/05/20 5:37:31 PM
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You can get the loving family from a FIFA card pack (drop rate is less than 1% and no, we won't specify).

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CRON
11/05/20 5:39:27 PM
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Anyone else find it unsettling how companies pay "social media managers" a very comfortable salary to essentially shitpost a few times a day?

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Dark_SilverX
11/05/20 5:39:49 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
how did that guy go from teenager to gray old man in like 19 years?
the xbox came out in 2001...
stressing because no exclusives

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