Current Events > what would Republicans do if Jesus returned and he says he voted for Biden

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Zikten 11/04/20 8:51:01 PM #1:	Jesus descends from Heaven and appears in Times Square NYC. Republicans all as one shout to Jesus "Save us, Lord! stop Biden! He's stealing the election! Trump must endure" and then Jesus says "actually......I voted for Biden" <cite>Zikten posted [p:946738781] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>Jesus descends from Heaven and appears in Times Square NYC. Republicans all as one shout to Jesus "Save us, Lord! stop Biden! He's stealing the election! Trump must endure" and then Jesus says "actually......I voted for Biden"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 11/04/20 8:51:29 PM #2:	Say that Jesus is a Chinese hoax --- I can see from your smile...You're not here for the sunset <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:946738807] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>Say that Jesus is a Chinese hoax </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 11/04/20 8:51:37 PM #3:	They'd crucify him <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:946738816] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>They'd crucify him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Endgame 11/04/20 8:52:13 PM #4:	Well, he's not a registered voter. So..... --- I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death for my right to fight you to the death. -Stephen Colbert <cite>Endgame posted [p:946738850] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>Well, he's not a registered voter. So.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 11/04/20 8:52:21 PM #5:	DoctorPiranha3 posted... They'd crucify him This. The actual Jesus would be hated by the GOP. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:946738858] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>DoctorPiranha3 posted... </cite> <quote>They'd crucify him</quote>This. The actual Jesus would be hated by the GOP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 11/04/20 8:52:24 PM #6:	DoctorPiranha3 posted... They'd crucify him Damn you. Beat me by 30 seconds. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:946738861] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>DoctorPiranha3 posted... </cite> <quote>They'd crucify him</quote>Damn you. Beat me by 30 seconds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/04/20 8:53:34 PM #7:	they'd shoot him --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:946738925] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>they'd shoot him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Angel_ 11/04/20 8:56:03 PM #8:	they would begin to throw shit at him in fits of anger after which they shall be promptly smote amen --- Leader of the AP. "Fast living will get you took // Thinking it can't happen to you, and then it do..." <cite>_Angel_ posted [p:946739042] in what would... [t:79086367]...</cite> <quote>they would begin to throw shit at him in fits of anger after which they shall be promptly smote amen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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