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R1masher 10/31/20 8:06:47 PM #52:	Chuck Norris once had peyronies, but he straightened it out --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946552767] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once had peyronies, but he straightened it out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/31/20 8:18:12 PM #53:	Chuck Norris once ordered a six piece nugget and fries and there was an onion ring in the fries --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946553190] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once ordered a six piece nugget and fries and there was an onion ring in the fries </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:08:41 AM #58:	Chuck Norris once clipped a doctors finger off during a prostate exam --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946561930] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once clipped a doctors finger off during a prostate exam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:27:42 AM #59:	Chuck Norris once clogged a toilet with just a fart --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946562356] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once clogged a toilet with just a fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 11/01/20 12:29:57 AM #60:	R1masher posted... Chuck Norris once took a shit on a bear in the woods while wearing the popes hat and everyone heard it --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:946562404] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once took a shit on a bear in the woods while wearing the popes hat</quote>and everyone heard it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:42:10 AM #54:	Chuck Norris is so tough that when he orders Chinese food they give him extra soy sauce --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946561270] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris is so tough that when he orders Chinese food they give him extra soy sauce </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 11/01/20 12:42:43 AM #55:	Chuck Norris jokes will never not be funny. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:946561281] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris jokes will never not be funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aarrgus 11/01/20 12:44:38 AM #56:	FortuneCookie posted... Chuck Norris jokes will never not be funny. They were funnier when they were Bill Brasky jokes. --- Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the stars, and I wondered... Where the *** is my roof?* <cite>aarrgus posted [p:946561326] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Chuck Norris jokes will never not be funny.</quote> They were funnier when they were Bill Brasky jokes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:49:36 AM #61:	Chuck Norris is eighty years old but still fucks like hes 65 --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946562841] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris is eighty years old but still fucks like hes 65 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 11/01/20 12:49:43 AM #62:	the best chuck norris joke was the episode of Will it Blend --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:946562844] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>the best chuck norris joke was the episode of Will it Blend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:54:45 AM #57:	Chuck Norris once wore a sheep for a condom --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946561592] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once wore a sheep for a condom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 11/01/20 12:57:30 AM #63:	Chuck Norris got Sean Evans to tap out on Hot Ones --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:946562996] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris got Sean Evans to tap out on Hot Ones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoland 11/01/20 1:14:03 AM #64:	Shadowplay posted... These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. They became funnier, tbh. --- NNID: MisterNoOne \| PSN: The_Mistled <cite>Funcoland posted [p:946563309] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.</quote> They became funnier, tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 1:27:31 AM #65:	Chuck Norris is so virile he once got a man pregnant just by docking with him --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946563580] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris is so virile he once got a man pregnant just by docking with him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 1:35:49 AM #66:	Chuck Norris once waxed his balls poetically --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946563723] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once waxed his balls poetically </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 2:26:58 AM #67:	Chuck Norris once tossed his own salad and then his cookies --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946564563] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once tossed his own salad and then his cookies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 2:36:41 AM #68:	Chuck Norris once shit in a litter box --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946564718] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once shit in a litter box </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 11/01/20 2:41:36 AM #69:	A tree once fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear it. The tree heard Chuck Norris laughing. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:946564802] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>A tree once fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear it. The tree heard Chuck Norris laughing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 9:35:15 AM #70:	Chuck Norris once talked shit and everyone in a five mile radius got skid marks from it --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946570872] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once talked shit and everyone in a five mile radius got skid marks from it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 11:56:17 AM #71:	Chuck Norris once got his wifes panties in a bunch and tried them all on --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946574759] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once got his wifes panties in a bunch and tried them all on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 11/01/20 12:04:08 PM #72:	Cuck Norrid --- I thought I heard somebody say Funky butt, stinky butt, take it away <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:946575006] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Cuck Norrid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:04:22 PM #73:	Chuck Norris once kicked the shit out of a man, it only took one kick to the top of the head and the mans bowels released --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946575013] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once kicked the shit out of a man, it only took one kick to the top of the head and the mans bowels released </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 11/01/20 12:11:39 PM #74:	Chuck Norris is not allowed to eat ass because he literally eats the whole ass --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:946575225] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris is not allowed to eat ass because he literally eats the whole ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:13:38 PM #75:	Chuck Norris once dropped the soap and picked it up with his butt hymen still intact --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946575277] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once dropped the soap and picked it up with his butt hymen still intact </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saspa 11/01/20 12:15:05 PM #76:	Lol more. Shadowplay posted... These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. As someone who's never seen or heard of this dude, these jokes the past 15 years have always been funny and will always be funny. Maybe not knowing who he is adds to the humor. EDIT: He's the dude who gives the thumbs up in Dodgeball! Classic silly movie from the ben stiller gang. --- https://imgur.com/0UFI0T9 <cite>saspa posted [p:946575309] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Lol more. Shadowplay posted...</cite> <quote>These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. </quote> As someone who's never seen or heard of this dude, these jokes the past 15 years have always been funny and will always be funny. Maybe not knowing who he is adds to the humor. EDIT: He's the dude who gives the thumbs up in Dodgeball! Classic silly movie from the ben stiller gang.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 11/01/20 12:15:38 PM #77:	Candlejack once said Chuck Nor --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:946575331] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Candlejack once said Chuck Nor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 12:23:23 PM #78:	Chuck Norris once kicked heroin --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946575552] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once kicked heroin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 11/01/20 12:32:45 PM #79:	The Devil went to the crossroads and gave his soul to Chuck Norris --- I thought I heard somebody say Funky butt, stinky butt, take it away <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:946575829] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>The Devil went to the crossroads and gave his soul to Chuck Norris </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 11/01/20 12:41:50 PM #80:	When Chuck Norris was born he had already mastered Ultra Instinct --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:946576130] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>When Chuck Norris was born he had already mastered Ultra Instinct </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 11/01/20 12:47:17 PM #81:	Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac in Burger King and got one. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:946576309] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac in Burger King and got one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 1:11:08 PM #82:	Chuck Norriss anus is so prolapsed that he cant courtesy flush for fear of being disemboweled --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946577042] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norriss anus is so prolapsed that he cant courtesy flush for fear of being disemboweled </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 11/01/20 1:12:07 PM #83:	I'd be suspended for a joke like this. <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:946577073] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>I'd be suspended for a joke like this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 11/01/20 1:23:29 PM #84:	The Boogy Man checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. --- https://imgur.com/i9oVpG0 <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:946577480] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>The Boogy Man checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 1:36:12 PM #85:	Chuck Norriss abs are so jacked he can push a turd out at 98mph --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946577940] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norriss abs are so jacked he can push a turd out at 98mph </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 1:46:59 PM #86:	Chuck Norris once shaved his vagina so close that it was mistaken for a butterflied pork chop --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946578361] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once shaved his vagina so close that it was mistaken for a butterflied pork chop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 11/01/20 2:23:30 PM #87:	Ilishe posted... Candlejack once said Chuck Nor Anytime Chuck Norris says the name 'Candlejack,' Candlejack appears and finishes Chuck's sentence for him. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:946579710] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted... </cite> <quote>Candlejack once said Chuck Nor</quote> Anytime Chuck Norris says the name 'Candlejack,' Candlejack appears and finishes Chuck's sentence for him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 2:26:06 PM #88:	Chuck Norris once took a shit and never returned it --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946579809] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once took a shit and never returned it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 4:05:55 PM #89:	Chuck Norris once posted a dicpic on Facebook and they never took it down --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946583780] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once posted a dicpic on Facebook and they never took it down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 4:08:50 PM #90:	Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with a man with no eyelids, and the man with no eyelids blinked --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946583889] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with a man with no eyelids, and the man with no eyelids blinked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 8:39:44 PM #92:	Chuck Norris once made a deposit in a sperm bank with no interest --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946594500] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once made a deposit in a sperm bank with no interest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 11/01/20 8:40:50 PM #93:	Shadowplay posted... These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. They were never funny. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:946594549] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite> <quote>These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.</quote> They were never funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beemo_Season11 11/01/20 8:42:41 PM #94:	Lmao <cite>Beemo_Season11 posted [p:946594641] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 8:43:06 PM #95:	Chuck Norris once posted on gfaqs and the other mike didnt laugh --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946594657] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once posted on gfaqs and the other mike didnt laugh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 11/01/20 8:46:44 PM #96:	aarrgus posted... They were funnier when they were Bill Brasky jokes. I remember them as Vin Diesel jokes right before Chuck Norris. "When Vin Diesel jumps into water he doesn't get wet the water gets Vin." --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:946594782] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>aarrgus posted... </cite> <quote>They were funnier when they were Bill Brasky jokes.</quote> I remember them as Vin Diesel jokes right before Chuck Norris. "When Vin Diesel jumps into water he doesn't get wet the water gets Vin." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 8:48:31 PM #97:	When chuck Norris jumps into the water Vin Diesel gets wet --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946594866] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>When chuck Norris jumps into the water Vin Diesel gets wet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 11/01/20 8:59:59 PM #98:	COVID-19 checks under it's bed for Chuck Norris --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:946595271] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>COVID-19 checks under it's bed for Chuck Norris </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 11/01/20 9:38:22 PM #99:	Darmik posted... I remember them as Vin Diesel jokes right before Chuck Norris. "When Vin Diesel jumps into water he doesn't get wet the water gets Vin." Yeah I remember them as Vin as well. There were also Mr T versions. But Chuck won as the most popular version it seems. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:946596615] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Darmik posted... </cite> <quote>I remember them as Vin Diesel jokes right before Chuck Norris. "When Vin Diesel jumps into water he doesn't get wet the water gets Vin."</quote>Yeah I remember them as Vin as well. There were also Mr T versions. But Chuck won as the most popular version it seems. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 9:49:50 PM #100:	Chuck Norris once went to an all you can eat buffet and ate more than he could eat --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946597083] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once went to an all you can eat buffet and ate more than he could eat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 9:54:23 PM #101:	Chuck Norris once gave himself an enema with a shampoo bottle and then a conditioner bottle --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946597257] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once gave himself an enema with a shampoo bottle and then a conditioner bottle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/01/20 10:33:29 PM #102:	Chuck Norris once posted a pic bigger than 4mb on gfaqs --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946598654] in Chuck Norr... [t:79075944]...</cite> <quote>Chuck Norris once posted a pic bigger than 4mb on gfaqs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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