Current Events > Rudy Giuliani fondling himself in the new Borat movie

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coolboy11
10/21/20 2:11:51 PM
#51:


what a goofball and overall deviant.

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InhumaneRaider
10/21/20 2:13:56 PM
#52:


So it just seems like he was reaching down his pants to remove his mic, is all.

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Machete
10/21/20 2:15:36 PM
#53:


InhumaneRaider posted...
So it just seems like he was reaching down his pants to remove his mic, is all.

his mic was attached to his penis?

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TheSavageDragon
10/21/20 2:17:58 PM
#54:


InhumaneRaider posted...
So it just seems like he was reaching down his pants to remove his mic, is all.

Just like that NY Times dude!
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DeadBankerDream
10/21/20 2:18:07 PM
#55:


Reminder that when Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for her husband cheating on her (not sure why that was ever an attack, but sure), Rudy defended Trump's attack as relevant during an, I think CNN interview. The reporter then immediately pivoted to Rudy's own infidelity and Rudy said that wasn't fair because as a catholic that is between him and his priest.
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InhumaneRaider
10/21/20 2:18:17 PM
#56:


Machete posted...
his mic was attached to his penis?
We have to wait to see if he was actually touching his penis. I've been mic'd up before and the wire would get stuck to my hip, so I would have reach a few inches down my pants to grab the wire.

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Boombam99
10/21/20 2:19:37 PM
#57:


Holy shit
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Alucard188
10/21/20 2:23:00 PM
#58:


InhumaneRaider posted...
We have to wait to see if he was actually touching his penis. I've been mic'd up before and the wire would get stuck to my hip, so I would have reach a few inches down my pants to grab the wire.

Did you ever have to reach into the front, right where your penis is?

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Machete
10/21/20 2:23:51 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Did you ever have to reach into the front, right where your penis is?

this is an excellent question

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ehhwhatever
10/21/20 2:27:35 PM
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This is such tabloid fodder but I cant unsee it now.

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Machete
10/21/20 2:28:53 PM
#61:


wait maybe he is just checking to make sure that his penis is still there.

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InhumaneRaider
10/21/20 2:30:17 PM
#62:


Alucard188 posted...
Did you ever have to reach into the front, right where your penis is?
Depends on if it got tangled up when I was removing it.

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BeyondWalls
10/21/20 2:30:56 PM
#63:


I think hes taking off his mic... so he can take out his penis.

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Doom_Art
10/21/20 2:32:35 PM
#65:


i've worked on film sets plenty of times and i've never mic'd someone's penis

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Machete
10/21/20 2:32:47 PM
#66:


GregShmedley posted...
Wait, do we actually have reason to believe this is mic related?

no. we just like to say penis

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Theon_Greyjoy
10/21/20 2:33:26 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
i've worked on film sets plenty of times and i've never mic'd someone's penis
Why not?

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InhumaneRaider
10/21/20 2:34:04 PM
#68:


So apparently, his hands are down his pants after the actress takes off the mic...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8864821/Giuliani-caught-Borats-daughter-hand-pants.html

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BeyondWalls
10/21/20 2:35:56 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
i've worked on film sets plenty of times and i've never mic'd someone's penis
@No_U_L7 ??

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thronedfire2
10/21/20 2:37:07 PM
#70:


'This person comes in yelling and screaming, and I thought this must be a scam or a shake-down, so I reported it to the police. He then ran away,' the ex- New York City mayor said.
The July 7 incident occurred at the Mark Hotel in New York City.
'I only later realized it must have been Sacha Baron Cohen. I thought about all the people he previously fooled and I felt good about myself because he didnt get me,' Giuliani said in July.


but..you didn't figure it out until later.

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No_U_L7
10/21/20 2:37:18 PM
#71:


BeyondWalls posted...

@No_U_L7 ??


i have never worked in film...
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Machete
10/21/20 2:38:05 PM
#72:


No_U_L7 posted...
i have never worked in film...

do you sometimes wear a watch on your penis?

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Doom_Art
10/21/20 2:38:09 PM
#73:


Theon_Greyjoy posted...
Why not?
don't wanna mix business and pleasure

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Shablagoo
10/21/20 2:44:48 PM
#74:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Reminder that when Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for her husband cheating on her (not sure why that was ever an attack, but sure), Rudy defended Trump's attack as relevant during an, I think CNN interview. The reporter then immediately pivoted to Rudy's own infidelity and Rudy said that wasn't fair because as a catholic that is between him and his priest.

lmao jesus

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thronedfire2
10/21/20 2:46:44 PM
#75:


I am watching Borat now

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Humble_Novice
10/21/20 3:27:17 PM
#76:


Giuliani is a classless pervert.
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No_U_L7
10/21/20 3:33:12 PM
#77:


Machete posted...


do you sometimes wear a watch on your penis?


how else do you think my watches get charged up
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Antifar
10/21/20 3:39:25 PM
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FursonaNonGrata
10/21/20 3:42:13 PM
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Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/nickroberts317/status/1318965533103083521

absolutely based

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thronedfire2
10/21/20 3:46:51 PM
#80:


wow I can't believe I never watched Borat before this is funny as fuck

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MC_BatCommander
10/21/20 3:59:10 PM
#82:


Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/nickroberts317/status/1318965533103083521

This can't be real

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BatmanWTtP
10/21/20 4:03:57 PM
#83:


Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/nickroberts317/status/1318965533103083521
I refuse to believe this is real, but I can't help but think it is

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420TwiZtiD420
10/21/20 4:10:47 PM
#84:


monkmith posted...
how is anyone going to see this movie with the theaters shut down? depressing...
You're right. Movie theaters are the only place to watch movies nowadays.

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burns112233
10/21/20 4:12:03 PM
#85:


Damn Rudy.

He's the guy who farts then tries to blame it on someone else.
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/21/20 4:14:29 PM
#86:


Damn Rudy, in '01 you was the man, Rudy, the fuck happened to you?

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Alpha218
10/21/20 4:20:42 PM
#87:


RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Damn Rudy, in '01 you was the man, Rudy, the fuck happened to you?
9/11 made people forget that he had an infidelity scandal going on back then... its almost like nothings changed after all these years

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CRON
10/21/20 4:22:41 PM
#88:


RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Damn Rudy, in '01 you was the man, Rudy, the fuck happened to you?
He was never "the man". His decisions as mayor were directly responsible for many avoidable firefighters' deaths on 9/11. He was always a scumbag.

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YellowMustard69
10/21/20 4:31:44 PM
#89:


Do we know that Guiliani thought she was 15 before hand or did he only find out afterwards?

How old is the actress in real life?
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Jagus
10/21/20 4:32:57 PM
#90:


CRON posted...
He was never "the man". His decisions as mayor were directly responsible for many avoidable firefighters' deaths on 9/11. He was always a scumbag.


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RchHomieQuanChi
10/21/20 4:34:02 PM
#91:


CRON posted...
He was never "the man". His decisions as mayor were directly responsible for many avoidable firefighters' deaths on 9/11. He was always a scumbag.

Oh I'm just quoting 50 Cent. As a New Yorker, fuck Giuliani

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Dragon239
10/21/20 4:36:19 PM
#92:


YellowMustard69 posted...
How old is the actress in real life?
24 I think

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ledbowman
10/21/20 4:37:00 PM
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YellowMustard69
10/21/20 4:37:19 PM
#94:


Dragon239 posted...
24 I think

So then what's the takeaway from this? Rudy wanted to fuck?
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jpenny2
10/21/20 4:38:35 PM
#95:


Giuliani's tombstone is going to read something like, "Try to ignore the last ten years or so."

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RchHomieQuanChi
10/21/20 4:41:14 PM
#96:


YellowMustard69 posted...
So then what's the takeaway from this? Rudy wanted to fuck?

Theoretically speaking, Republicans should be upset since they're the party of "traditional values" and something sleazy like this should rile them up.

But it won't.

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TheBabaYaga
10/21/20 4:43:01 PM
#97:


Rudy can still get it up?!
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Darmik
10/21/20 4:46:31 PM
#98:


Just think we don't even know what the actress says to get him into that situation. She's probably going to be just as ridiculous as Borat if the trailer is any indication.

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Humble_Novice
10/21/20 4:51:29 PM
#100:


jpenny2 posted...
Giuliani's tombstone is going to read something like, "Try to ignore the last ten years or so."
This.
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Alpha218
10/21/20 4:54:41 PM
#101:


Darmik posted...
Just think we don't even know what the actress says to get him into that situation. She's probably going to be just as ridiculous as Borat if the trailer is any indication.
Its fucking crazy the insane shit they say and they still get politicians to go along with it and agree to ridiculous stuff. I remember seeing a trailer for Who is America where he got a bunch of GOP politicians to agree to shoot video for a campaign to arm 3-16 year olds at school to deter gun violence - Kinderguardians. If a comedian posing as an ex-Mossad agent can get away with it, one wonders how much our adversaries can convince these gullible fools to do.

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