Current Events > You get assigned a novice lady-bodyguard due to a vague threat against your life

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UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 7:23:16 AM #1:	You're at home one day when you hear a knock on the door and get visited by a large official looking man called Mr Blake representing an HSI/CTG joint operation task force. "There's been a string of murders across the world, especially this country and we have intercepted a list from Dreamscayle, the terrorist group claiming responsibility, which has named you among the many names of targets they claim to be future victims. It's probably nothing other than an attempt to waste our resources but the threat is credible, so as a precaution we are assigning you a security detail until such time as we can lower the threat level." Blake says "This is Agent Taeyang. She will be intimately tailing and escorting you at all times during all waking hours. Everywhere you go, she goes. Everything you say or hear, she hears. Report anything supicious to her." "Agent Black will relieve her at night and watch your home as you sleep. Do you understand? Good?" He then exits the room before you can say anything, leaving you and Teyang standing around awkwardly. Everytime you move she follows you expertly. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946107756] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>You're at home one day when you hear a knock on the door and get visited by a large official looking man called Mr Blake representing an HSI/CTG joint operation task force. "There's been a string of murders across the world, especially this country and we have intercepted a list from Dreamscayle, the terrorist group claiming responsibility, which has named you among the many names of targets they claim to be future victims. It's probably nothing other than an attempt to waste our resources but the threat is credible, so as a precaution we are assigning you a security detail until such time as we can lower the threat level." Blake says "This is Agent Taeyang. She will be intimately tailing and escorting you at all times during all waking hours. Everywhere you go, she goes. Everything you say or hear, she hears. Report anything supicious to her." "Agent Black will relieve her at night and watch your home as you sleep. Do you understand? Good?" He then exits the room before you can say anything, leaving you and Teyang standing around awkwardly. Everytime you move she follows you expertly. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/21/20 7:26:05 AM #2:	I start pointing at things and screaming until she learns to stop taking me seriously. That is when the sniper shoots me. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:946107800] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>I start pointing at things and screaming until she learns to stop taking me seriously. That is when the sniper shoots me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/21/20 7:27:31 AM #3:	UnfairRepresent posted... "This is Agent Taeyang. She will be intimately "Yes, please." --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946107825] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"This is Agent Taeyang. She will be intimately</quote> "Yes, please." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 10/21/20 7:27:50 AM #4:	Why do I get a novice? --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:946107828] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Why do I get a novice? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
troll_swag 10/21/20 7:28:29 AM #5:	I lay on the floor and ask her to step on me --- This post now contains 300% more swag, and a 500% increase in trolling. You're welcome. <cite>troll_swag posted [p:946107840] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>I lay on the floor and ask her to step on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 7:36:11 AM #6:	StarReaper13 posted... Why do I get a novice? Because every fucker on the list is at risk and you're among the least important. So you only have a token security detail due to the low risk. If you get Alpha Team Ocelot Steiner IX then who is going to guard the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland? Taeyang? This is like her 3rd assignment. They're basically only doing it because they have to. They don't think you're a major target (if you really are a target at all other than just misdirection) and they don't really care if you live or die on the grand scale. But they have to protect you anyway just in case. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946107950] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>StarReaper13 posted... </cite> <quote>Why do I get a novice?</quote>Because every fucker on the list is at risk and you're among the least important. So you only have a token security detail due to the low risk. If you get Alpha Team Ocelot Steiner IX then who is going to guard the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland? Taeyang? This is like her 3rd assignment. They're basically only doing it because they have to. They don't think you're a major target (if you really are a target at all other than just misdirection) and they don't really care if you live or die on the grand scale. But they have to protect you anyway just in case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/21/20 9:20:53 AM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... They're basically only doing it because they have to. They don't think you're a major target (if you really are a target at all other than just misdirection) and they don't really care if you live or die on the grand scale. But they have to protect you anyway just in case. If there's two things I love on a woman, it's a uniform, and obligation. ( ) --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946109858] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>They're basically only doing it because they have to. They don't think you're a major target (if you really are a target at all other than just misdirection) and they don't really care if you live or die on the grand scale. But they have to protect you anyway just in case.</quote> If there's two things I love on a woman, it's a uniform, and obligation. ( ) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/21/20 9:22:34 AM #8:	Who's Agent Black? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:946109904] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Who's Agent Black? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/21/20 9:37:18 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... There's been a string of murders across the world oh FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:946110255] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>There's been a string of murders across the world</quote> oh FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 10/21/20 9:38:20 AM #10:	I guess I whip out my dick and see what she does. --- I need a new sig <cite>HagenEx posted [p:946110275] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>I guess I whip out my dick and see what she does. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 10:42:23 AM #11:	Garioshi posted... Who's Agent Black? Agent Tyrone Black is veteran CTG officer but he has spent his entire career in an office, this is his first ever field assignment due to the lack of manpower so he's out of his element. That's why he gets the nightshift. He's not as fit as Taeyang. https://i.imgur.com/mhPWSQ2.jpg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946112022] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>Who's Agent Black?</quote>Agent Tyrone Black is veteran CTG officer but he has spent his entire career in an office, this is his first ever field assignment due to the lack of manpower so he's out of his element. That's why he gets the nightshift. He's not as fit as Taeyang. https://i.imgur.com/mhPWSQ2.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Karma 10/21/20 10:44:41 AM #12:	BloodMoon7 posted... I start pointing at things and screaming until she learns to stop taking me seriously. That is when the sniper shoots me. This one wins <cite>Bad_Karma posted [p:946112087] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I start pointing at things and screaming until she learns to stop taking me seriously. That is when the sniper shoots me.</quote>This one wins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/21/20 10:45:47 AM #13:	This is how the new season starts. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:946112118] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>This is how the new season starts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/21/20 11:25:44 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://i.imgur.com/mhPWSQ2.jpg Nah, you kan keep him... --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946113270] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/mhPWSQ2.jpg</quote> Nah, you kan keep him... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/21/20 11:43:45 AM #15:	I offer her good hospitality, thank the agency, and then go about my normal day with my new companion. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:946113812] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>I offer her good hospitality, thank the agency, and then go about my normal day with my new companion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/21/20 11:49:30 AM #16:	You have such weird fantasies. --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:946114031] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>You have such weird fantasies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 3:40:13 PM #17:	The_Korey posted... Nah, you kan keep him... it's not up to you. They are escorting you, end of. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946122433] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Nah, you kan keep him...</quote>it's not up to you. They are escorting you, end of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/21/20 4:45:45 PM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... it's not up to you. They are escorting you, end of. But Taeyang, tho. :< --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946124907] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>it's not up to you. They are escorting you, end of.</quote> But Taeyang, tho. :< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 5:01:13 PM #19:	She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. That's why there are two agents. One for day, one for night. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946125512] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. That's why there are two agents. One for day, one for night. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 10/21/20 5:02:58 PM #20:	Lmfao I get assigned a NOVICE?! --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:946125573] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao I get assigned a NOVICE?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 10/21/20 5:06:22 PM #21:	That's Twice's Momo. Also isn't Taeyang typically a masculine name? --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:946125699] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>That's Twice's Momo. Also isn't Taeyang typically a masculine name? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/21/20 5:07:39 PM #22:	UnfairRepresent posted... She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. Giggity --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:946125743] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. </quote>Giggity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twelf 10/21/20 5:08:04 PM #23:	Attempt self-harm so she has to guard me from myself. --- sighs <cite>Twelf posted [p:946125762] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Attempt self-harm so she has to guard me from myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 10/21/20 5:15:54 PM #24:	Honestly I'd test her might and see if I can duck her somehow --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:946126063] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Honestly I'd test her might and see if I can duck her somehow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 5:26:48 PM #25:	Gheb posted... Also isn't Taeyang typically a masculine name? It's her surname dude. It's Agent Scully not Agent Dana. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946126463] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Gheb posted... </cite> <quote> Also isn't Taeyang typically a masculine name?</quote> It's her surname dude. It's Agent Scully not Agent Dana. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 10/21/20 5:44:36 PM #26:	Every so often I'd casually ask her to hold stuff. If I get her to say she's sworn to carry my burdens, I win. That or I'll say she is... But serious, possibly move to a motel temporarily to keep family from harm. No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One. She can check beforehand, and showertime is private. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:946127159] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Every so often I'd casually ask her to hold stuff. If I get her to say she's sworn to carry my burdens, I win. That or I'll say she is... But serious, possibly move to a motel temporarily to keep family from harm. No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One. She can check beforehand, and showertime is private. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/21/20 5:48:08 PM #27:	Tsuyoi3 posted... No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One. The classic Hitman blunder. What if someone's already in the bathroom? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:946127288] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Tsuyoi3 posted... </cite> <quote>No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One.</quote>The classic Hitman blunder. What if someone's already in the bathroom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/21/20 6:06:03 PM #28:	RedJackson posted... Honestly I'd test her might and see if I can duck her somehow Tsuyoi3 posted... No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One. And that's how you get killed --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946127897] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>RedJackson posted... </cite> <quote>Honestly I'd test her might and see if I can duck her somehow</quote> Tsuyoi3 posted... </cite> <quote> No one comes with me into one person bathrooms. No. One.</quote>And that's how you get killed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paerarru 10/21/20 6:11:25 PM #29:	"And IIIIIIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUU..." --- Hottest K-Pop Girl Group http://challonge.com/96st4ysk <cite>paerarru posted [p:946128106] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>"And IIIIIIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUU..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/21/20 6:13:01 PM #30:	UnfairRepresent posted... She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. EXACTLY why I insist she stays overnight! The dude kan stay outside in his kar, or something... --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946128166] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>She can't do it 24/7, she needs relief. </quote> EXACTLY why I insist she stays overnight! The dude kan stay outside in his kar, or something... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 10/21/20 6:38:38 PM #31:	Garioshi posted... The classic Hitman blunder. What if someone's already in the bathroom? UnfairRepresent posted... And that's how you get killed That's why I said she checks it out first... Been playin Hitman2-4 lately, I'm familiar with the technique, heh --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:946129139] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>The classic Hitman blunder. What if someone's already in the bathroom?</quote> UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>And that's how you get killed</quote>That's why I said she checks it out first... Been playin Hitman2-4 lately, I'm familiar with the technique, heh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/22/20 4:37:36 AM #32:	The_Korey posted... EXACTLY why I insist she stays overnight! The dude kan stay outside in his kar, or something... Shes here to do a job dude --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946145187] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>EXACTLY why I insist she stays overnight! The dude kan stay outside in his kar, or something...</quote>Shes here to do a job dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/22/20 4:53:57 AM #33:	UnfairRepresent posted... Shes here to do a job dude I see no shame in being her job. Again, I love obligation. Even better since I'm not paying for it~ --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:946145357] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Shes here to do a job dude</quote> I see no shame in being her job. Again, I love obligation. Even better since I'm not paying for it~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kingmuscle131 10/22/20 5:08:21 AM #34:	Knife to the back, i was an imposter. Novices never know im sus. --- BLAH... <cite>Kingmuscle131 posted [p:946145506] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Knife to the back, i was an imposter. Novices never know im sus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 10/22/20 5:20:27 AM #35:	is this one of those choose your own adventure topics? --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:946145665] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>is this one of those choose your own adventure topics? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/22/20 5:46:43 AM #36:	Guerrilla Soldier posted... is this one of those choose your own adventure topics? I wish CE doesn't post in those anymore --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946145978] in You get as... [t:79053427]...</cite> <quote>Guerrilla Soldier posted... </cite> <quote>is this one of those choose your own adventure topics?</quote> I wish CE doesn't post in those anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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