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lincoln002
10/13/20 3:08:54 AM
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What's a fair price for consuming this poison?

I'm going to be honest, you'd need to pay me at least the cost of a cheap reliable car to eat 2lbs of coleslaw.

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fhqwhgads
10/13/20 3:27:25 AM
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Give me 4 pounds of pulled pork and ill do it for free

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theiwantsong
10/13/20 3:30:07 AM
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$20
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lincoln002
10/13/20 5:59:33 AM
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I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty disgusted by both of you.

Eating coleslaw is like eating eating vaseline flavored ice cream that has generous amounts of real celery in it...

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pogo_rabid
10/13/20 6:01:45 AM
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Wait, I get free coleslaw?

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berlyman101
10/13/20 6:08:11 AM
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about $500 if no shitty mayonnaise, about $3500 with the shitty mayonnaise

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lincoln002
10/13/20 6:12:47 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Wait, I get free coleslaw?

Youd eat 2lbs of coleslaw for free?

Would you wash that down with vanilla mountain dew if it existed for free as well?

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lincoln002
10/13/20 6:19:17 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
about $500 if no shitty mayonnaise, about $3500 with the shitty mayonnaise

It wouldn't be coleslaw if it didn't have mayonnaise bro.

$3500 sounds about right bro, there are people out there who will complain to the manager if they don't get their coleslaw as if they enjoy their meal less without it...

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ghostblob
10/13/20 6:24:48 AM
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Coleslaw is disgusting, don't think I could do it for any amount
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andri_g
10/13/20 6:25:15 AM
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fhqwhgads posted...
Give me 4 pounds of pulled pork and ill do it for free
Barbecued pulled pork and coleslaw (the good kind; yes, it does exist...) would be great right about now.

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berlyman101
10/13/20 6:27:22 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
It wouldn't be coleslaw if it didn't have mayonnaise bro.

$3500 sounds about right bro, there are people out there who will complain to the manager if they don't get their coleslaw as if they enjoy their meal less without it...

Nah some kinds have vinegar or no dressing.

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lincoln002
10/13/20 6:41:24 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
Nah some kinds have vinegar or no dressing.

I totally forgot about that, most places that offer it commit culinary violence onto their customers by providing a mayo dense coleslaw salad. I am talking about that abomination.

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coinstarcad
10/13/20 6:41:40 AM
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The bathroom visit hours afterwards is reward enough.
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lincoln002
10/13/20 7:01:35 AM
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ghostblob posted...
Coleslaw is disgusting, don't think I could do it for any amount

Ya, they give it to kids in cafeteria lunches. It's absolutely criminal that they do not warn kids.

They also do other unspeakable things like let kids drink chocolate milk with their pizza or Bosco sticks...

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Naysaspace
10/13/20 7:51:55 AM
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is 2lbs a lot?

gimme $100 to show up to the table, but i reserve the right to charge an extra $100 for grossness TBD when i first see it, and an extra $300 for any after-effects (i.e. if shitting it out ruins me the next day, if my farts stink, if i get heartburn, etc)
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3PiesAndAFork
10/13/20 7:58:47 AM
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If it's that neon green stuff, I'll do it for 5 grand.

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DocDelicious
10/13/20 8:36:21 AM
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$0
Love me some coleslaw.



Delicious.

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DocDelicious
10/13/20 8:44:00 AM
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16-BITTER posted...
This is proper coleslaw

Not the stuff that's so much more mayo than cabbage it looks like cottage cheese

Toss some dried cranberries, apple slices, and crushed walnuts in there...whooooo buddy...my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

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CommonJoe
10/13/20 9:50:33 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
$0
Love me some coleslaw.



Delicious.

Gib

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lincoln002
10/13/20 9:52:29 AM
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You guys ordering coleslaw from chef Aaron or something? You can't be posting coleslaw from Michelin starred restaurants, your average restaurants coleslaw looks like a rubber band ball covered in glue.

You'll be lucky if your coleslaw looks like this in Chicago:


Sorry, but I'm going to need around 3.5 grand to eat 2lbs of that.

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CommonJoe
10/13/20 9:53:20 AM
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lincoln002 posted...
You guys ordering coleslaw from chef Aaron or something? You can't be posting coleslaw from Michelin starred restaurants, your average restaurants coleslaw looks like a rubber band ball covered in glue.

You'll be lucky if your coleslaw looks like this in Chicago:


Sorry, but I'm going to need around 3.5 grand to eat 2lbs of that.

Then you should have specified what kind of coleslaw.

That being said, Id smash that for free with some deep fried cod and some fries.

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BloodMoon7
10/13/20 9:53:44 AM
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You can't pay any amount. Not because of the coleslaw but because you said it isn't coleslaw without mayo and I'd rather not eat however much mayo goes into 2lb of coleslaw.

I looked it up and it's just shredded cabbage? Why is it called coleslaw? It should be called Nutted Cabbage.

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lincoln002
10/13/20 10:57:50 AM
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I'm talking about your average mayo coleslaw, the one you can get at practically every restaurant that charges $10-25 per meal, where the average person usually eats at.

Flexing about coleslaw is kind of lame... Especially after a year like this. It's a stupid thread I know, but dang if this year ain't humbled you a bit man...

Fuck mayo'd coleslaw. I'm out.

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RedJackson
10/13/20 11:00:06 AM
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Disgusting, why would you post this after I just ate eggs and drank coffee

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Paragon21XX
10/13/20 11:05:07 AM
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Cheap coleslaw is tolerable, especially with lots of black pepper, but I would prefer to make my own and use honey mustard instead of mayo.
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MI4 REAL
10/13/20 11:29:53 AM
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$2000

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fhqwhgads
10/13/20 2:58:39 PM
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I actually forgot that mayo coleslaw exists, I've only seen it at KFC and I never order it. The only coleslaw I've eaten is the vinaigrette kind.

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ZeldaMutant
10/13/20 3:16:58 PM
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I'd pay a few bucks per pound for the coleslaw I make at work. None of that mayo bs, just good old vinegar, spices and herbs.

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thronedfire2
10/13/20 3:18:35 PM
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one million dollars

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andri_g
10/13/20 3:32:30 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
That being said, Id smash that for free with some deep fried cod and some fries.
Throw in dried chili flakes or smoked chilis and I'd eat all of this, absolutely.

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lincoln002
10/13/20 5:01:41 PM
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You guys are nuts.

If people had more respect for themselves and what they ate we wouldn't have things like vagina scented candles.

Mayo coleslaw can go to hell, right along with sour cotton candy.

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Smackems
10/13/20 5:04:25 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
You guys ordering coleslaw from chef Aaron or something? You can't be posting coleslaw from Michelin starred restaurants, your average restaurants coleslaw looks like a rubber band ball covered in glue.

You'll be lucky if your coleslaw looks like this in Chicago:


Sorry, but I'm going to need around 3.5 grand to eat 2lbs of that.
I'd eat the fuck outta that

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MabusIncarnate
10/13/20 5:06:33 PM
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Your average non-chain restaurant in the South, even cheaper family owned restaurants look a lot more like what Doc posted, that's what I consider slaw. I like both varieties though for sure. It's a staple for most BBQs and family meals here.

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lincoln002
10/13/20 5:08:04 PM
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Smackems posted...
I'd eat the fuck outta that

Bro you don't want to eat that man, as your anonymous friend I'm warning you if you eat stuff like this you'll grow hair in weird places like your kneecaps, elbows, ankles etc.

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BloodMoon7
10/13/20 5:17:45 PM
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Someone mentioned KFC and I realized I've eaten mayo coleslaw.

Mayo aside, I enjoy it. But 2lb of mayo. No eat.

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NinjaWarrior455
10/13/20 5:21:23 PM
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If I could set any price then why not a few grand. I like slaw but I'd rather not eat two pounds of it.

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Smackems
10/13/20 5:25:11 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
Bro you don't want to eat that man, as your anonymous friend I'm warning you if you eat stuff like this you'll grow hair in weird places like your kneecaps, elbows, ankles etc.
Too late

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lincoln002
10/13/20 5:49:29 PM
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Smackems posted...
Too late

I'll pray for you bro. To remove the coleslaw curse.

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andri_g
10/13/20 6:13:46 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
I'm warning you if you eat stuff like this you'll grow hair in weird places like your kneecaps, elbows, ankles etc.
Science? lol, no...

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Lordgold666
10/13/20 6:15:49 PM
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Depends, im picky w my slaw

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modena
10/13/20 6:16:18 PM
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$35

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ZeldaMutant
10/13/20 8:27:41 PM
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i don't know who this Cole motherfucker is, but he can take his slaw and gtfo
Preston Cole is an Admiral of the UNSC Navy. His Law, also known as the Cole Protocol, dictates what measures human ships have to undertake to prevent the discovery of Earth and the Inner Colonies by the Covenant.

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