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nothanks1
10/12/20 1:24:30 PM
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I like the new slang the kids are using and how Mr Trumpet uses it too.
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MFBKBass5
10/12/20 1:24:58 PM
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its going up BIGLY!!!!!

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VipaGTS
10/12/20 1:25:21 PM
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Stock market up bigger than my hands!

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LordFarquad1312
10/12/20 1:31:59 PM
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1315668059751931904

Hard to tell if Corona left permanent damage, considering he always tweets like he has severe brain damage

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ExtremeLuchador
10/12/20 1:33:01 PM
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For the 10% or less of the public that uses it.

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Damn_Underscore
10/12/20 1:39:30 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
For the 10% or less of the public that uses it.

No way this is true in 2020.

It's easier to use the stock market now than it is to get a credit card.

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Esrac
10/12/20 1:40:58 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
For the 10% or less of the public that uses it.

Anyone with a 401K is using it.

Also, between free apps and being able to buy or sell fractions of shares, virtually anyone can use it to some extent.
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CableZL
10/12/20 1:41:00 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
ExtremeLuchador posted...
For the 10% or less of the public that uses it.

No way this is true in 2020.

It's easier to use the stock market now than it is to get a credit card.
https://news.gallup.com/poll/266807/percentage-americans-owns-stock.aspx

https://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/62vbxmezcumhftvnugvxhg.png

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MFBKBass5
10/12/20 1:43:24 PM
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Esrac posted...
Anyone with a 401K is using it.

Also, between free apps and being able to buy or sell fractions of shares, virtually anyone can use it to some extent.


lol you know the vast majority of Americans dont have a 401k right?

your naivety amuses me. I cant imagine being that ignorant.

https://www.fool.com/retirement/2017/06/19/does-the-average-american-have-a-401k.aspx

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TheGoldenEel
10/12/20 1:44:20 PM
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Esrac posted...
Anyone with a 401K is using it.
Tbh where the stock market is right now is wholly irrelevant to my 401k, where I wont be accessing the money for another 30 years

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Damn_Underscore
10/12/20 1:44:48 PM
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CableZL posted...
https://news.gallup.com/poll/266807/percentage-americans-owns-stock.aspx

https://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/62vbxmezcumhftvnugvxhg.png

It should be way more than this.

I mean I don't see why stocks haven't replaced gift cards as generic gifts.

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fohstick
10/12/20 1:45:15 PM
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im still trying to not fomo, and waiting for the correction
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CableZL
10/12/20 1:45:30 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
It should be way more than this.

I mean I don't see why stocks haven't replaced gift cards as generic gifts.
It should be, but a lot of people aren't taught about finance, so we have way too many people who know nothing about how stocks work.

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Bestoffuture
10/12/20 1:46:09 PM
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Fuck you Trump, my portfolio is down 1%

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Damn_Underscore
10/12/20 1:48:08 PM
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An advertisement could be as simple as "Want to own part of Walmart? Apple? Amazon? Download Robinhood today and buy stocks or fractional shares with $0 trading fee. We'll even match your $100 deposit"

I think I've seen more sports gambling commercials recently than stock broker commercials smh

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berlyman101
10/12/20 1:50:22 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
An advertisement could be as simple as "Want to own part of Walmart? Apple? Amazon? Download Robinhood today and buy stocks or fractional shares with $0 trading fee. We'll even match your $100 deposit"

I think I've seen more sports gambling commercials recently than stock broker commercials smh

I've seen Robinhood commercials now for the first time, and considering that's the first (explicitly) DIY stock buying program I've seen advertised, the floodgates may be opening on that front.

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Esrac
10/12/20 2:04:01 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
lol you know the vast majority of Americans dont have a 401k right?

your naivety amuses me. I cant imagine being that ignorant.

https://www.fool.com/retirement/2017/06/19/does-the-average-american-have-a-401k.aspx

By your own article, nearly a full third of Americans do have one. That is a substantial percentage. And on top of that, 79% total have the option, but 59% choose not to take advantage of it, when they really should. That's their choice though.

At no point did I say all or most currently had one. At this point though, if you aren't participating in the stock market at all. That is your own choice.
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TomNook20
10/12/20 2:08:36 PM
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nothanks1
10/12/20 2:11:08 PM
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The Economy is about ready to go through the roof. Stock Market ready to break ALL-TIME RECORD. 401ks incredible. New Jobs Record. Remember all of this when you VOTE. Sleepy Joe wants to quadruple your Taxes. Depression!!! Dont let it happen! #MAGA
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RedJackson
10/12/20 2:12:34 PM
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BIG UPS

big ups
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Prismsblade
10/12/20 2:20:03 PM
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CableZL posted...
It should be, but a lot of people aren't taught about finance, so we have way too many people who know nothing about how stocks work.
They would be if companys paid more often in stocks, but most people prefer a simple but guaranteed salery raise rather potentially inconsistent stock.

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Nu_Titan
10/12/20 2:23:56 PM
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Apple and Amazon going crazy today. They are my biggest positions besides ETFs (VOO, QQQ, ect).

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sylverlolol
10/12/20 2:24:19 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
The Economy is about ready to go through the roof. Stock Market ready to break ALL-TIME RECORD. 401ks incredible. New Jobs Record. Remember all of this when you VOTE. Sleepy Joe wants to quadruple your Taxes. Depression!!! Dont let it happen! #MAGA
Ah, yes...ready to break an all-time record after a massive drop when Trump prematurely ended stimulus relief talks because DA LIBS R BADDDDD. New jobs record sure is great when umemployment is at an all-time high. In the last two weeks, 840k NEW unemployment claims were filed. #MAGA indeed, lmfao. Republicans are on a whole other level when it comes to burying your heads in the sand.

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berlyman101
10/12/20 2:24:32 PM
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wow I'm making back most of what I lost, I hope the tech bubble doesn't deflate like last month

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MFBKBass5
10/12/20 2:25:37 PM
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Esrac posted...
By your own article, nearly a full third of Americans do have one. That is a substantial percentage. And on top of that, 79% total have the option, but 59% choose not to take advantage of it, when they really should. That's their choice though.

At no point did I say all or most currently had one. At this point though, if you aren't participating in the stock market at all. That is your own choice.


66% of Americans not having a 401k is by definition the vast majority.

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John_Galt
10/12/20 2:28:21 PM
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Remember a few weeks ago when we were down 1% and users here were tripping over themselves to talk about the market crashing?

lmao

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CableZL
10/12/20 2:29:02 PM
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John_Galt posted...
Remember a few weeks ago when we were down 1% and users here were tripping over themselves to talk about the market crashing?

lmao
Some people freak out every time the market starts going down. I used to do that.

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Esrac
10/12/20 2:30:16 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
66% of Americans not having a 401k is by definition the vast majority.

Yes. And?

At no point did I say a majority had one. But a third is still a very large portion.
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berlyman101
10/12/20 2:33:57 PM
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CableZL posted...
Some people freak out every time the market starts going down. I used to do that.

considering what happened in March these are little baby burps

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Dark_SilverX
10/12/20 3:07:04 PM
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Stock Market is doing tremendously well. Mr. President is making dreams become a reality!

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Pkmas1702
10/12/20 3:09:19 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Stock Market is doing tremendously well. Mr. President is making dreams become a reality!
He literally can control the stock market just by tweeting. God bless him.

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Nu_Titan
10/12/20 3:17:43 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Stock Market is doing tremendously well. Mr. President is making dreams become a reality!

funny thing is some "experts" were guessing that part of the reason the market is going up is because they don't mind if the democrats sweep and claim congress and the presidency since it may lead to a bigger stimulus package. Sometimes people can justify the markets moving in all sorts of ways.

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TomNook20
10/12/20 3:23:21 PM
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Nu_Titan posted...
funny thing is some "experts" were guessing that part of the reason the market is going up is because they don't mind if the democrats sweep and claim congress and the presidency since it may lead to a bigger stimulus package. Sometimes people can justify the markets moving in all sorts of ways.

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I've always thought writing those dumb stock market articles is like the best job ever. You can makeup whatever shit you want and no one will hold you accountable for any of it.

Market is up .5%: MARKETS SOAR ON COMPREHENSIBLE TWEET BY THE PRESIDENT!!!
Stock is down 1%: 1 BILLION DOLLARS WIPED OFF OF COMPANY X's MARKET VALUE AFTER CEO PICKS NOSE IN PRESS CONFERENCE


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MFBKBass5
10/12/20 3:35:18 PM
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Esrac posted...
Yes. And?

At no point did I say a majority had one. But a third is still a very large portion.


Not really. When twice as many people in the US dont have one than do, saying a large portion does is misleading.


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theiwantsong
10/12/20 3:39:22 PM
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Not a big money nerd, but I imagine it's fairly easy for like minded rich people to manipulate the stock market for a bit to get the uneducated voters to cum and vote for Trump.
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berlyman101
10/12/20 3:58:05 PM
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TomNook20 posted...
I've always thought writing those dumb stock market articles is like the best job ever. You can makeup whatever shit you want and no one will hold you accountable for any of it.

Market is up .5%: MARKETS SOAR ON COMPREHENSIBLE TWEET BY THE PRESIDENT!!!
Stock is down 1%: 1 BILLION DOLLARS WIPED OFF OF COMPANY X's MARKET VALUE AFTER CEO PICKS NOSE IN PRESS CONFERENCE

This is a running joke on certain boards

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Esrac
10/12/20 4:51:30 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Not really. When twice as many people in the US dont have one than do, saying a large portion does is misleading.

If you seriously dont think 1/3 is a large portion, then there is nothing to be said, because you are being entirely unreasonable.

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