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No_U_L7
10/11/20 2:58:52 PM
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Itd be rude to ask her to get rid of it
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Unsugarized_Foo
10/11/20 3:03:37 PM
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My power goes out a lot

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DoGCyN
10/11/20 3:08:33 PM
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Won't even have to ask

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Vicious_Dios
10/11/20 3:09:53 PM
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It's even ruder putting some dude's egg juice in my freezer.


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nfearurspecimn
10/11/20 3:11:18 PM
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I'd dump it and replace it with something that looked the same.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/11/20 3:16:51 PM
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Wait...that wasn't in the small freezer was it? I thought that was coffee creamer.

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Naysaspace
10/11/20 3:17:24 PM
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Replace it with toaster strudel icing
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UnfairRepresent
10/11/20 3:18:26 PM
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Guess her dinner is sorted
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No_U_L7
10/11/20 3:26:41 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
It's even ruder putting some dude's egg juice in my freezer.



it was in there before you got together...
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nfearurspecimn
10/11/20 3:28:52 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
it was in there before you got together...
why the hell did I have her dead husband's semen in MY freezer?? what am I a mega cuck or something?

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Vicious_Dios
10/11/20 3:34:06 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
it was in there before you got together...

All this post did was raise more questions.

How did this bitch enter my home, much less made it through the gate before we met, snuck into my garage, and placed that shit in our meat freezer without alerting me on my phone from the cameras I've installed myself all over my property? How did the husband die? What does she need that shit for? Why didn't she ask me if it was cool for her to do so after the fact? Why would she...

You know what? Fuck it. Hypotheticals are fun, carry on.

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No_U_L7
10/11/20 3:34:52 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...


All this post did was raise more questions.

How did this bitch enter my home, much less made it through the gate before we met, snuck into my garage, and placed that shit in our meat freezer without alerting me on my phone from the cameras I've installed myself all over my property? How did the husband die? What does she need that shit for? Why didn't she ask me if it was cool for her to do so after the fact? Why would she...

You know what? Fuck it. Hypotheticals are fun, carry on.


im assuming it was in her freezer then you 2 moved in together at a neutral location
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HHH is the game
10/11/20 3:42:34 PM
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Wasn't this a plot on House with Cameron?

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No_U_L7
10/11/20 3:53:16 PM
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HHH is the game posted...
Wasn't this a plot on House with Cameron?


about time someone got it....
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Background_Guy
10/11/20 3:55:22 PM
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Just swap it out with yours, all jizz looks the same
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No_U_L7
10/11/20 3:58:40 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
Just swap it out with yours, all jizz looks the same


what if you get divorced and she ends up using it...?

are you ready for that lawsuit and extra child support?
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Background_Guy
10/11/20 3:59:33 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
what if you get divorced and she ends up using it...?

are you ready for that lawsuit and extra child support?
Rig a bomb to it
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Returning_CEmen
10/11/20 3:59:42 PM
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My perfect girl has never been with anyone else
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