Current Events > "I'm way better than that other guy she chose," said Chuck.

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Orlando_Jordan
10/06/20 10:06:34 PM
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"Eventually, she'll realize what a loser he is and will make the RIGHT choice." Stacy rested her head on Chad's bare chest. "I want you to delete every guy off of social media," said Chad. "Of course," said Stacy. She deleted chuck. He spent the next 20 years waiting for her to choose him. She forgot he even existed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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nfearurspecimn
10/06/20 10:07:02 PM
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Best man? The Better Man!

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Wake up. You have to wake up.
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MedeaLysistrata
10/06/20 10:08:19 PM
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Tfw

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"Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH
[Is this live?][Joyless planet...]
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3PiesAndAFork
10/06/20 10:11:16 PM
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Is this a metaphor for you Trump supporters waiting for Trump to penetrate you anally, but in reality he's forgotten all about you?

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"I could care less" means you care right now.
The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less."
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Poop2
10/06/20 10:12:04 PM
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tc, are you deeding to this?
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Turbam
10/06/20 10:15:12 PM
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Chad would never say that.

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