Current Events > Indeed commercials: ''I signed up and now i have a new career. life's amazing.''

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_BIueMonk 09/22/20 1:01:04 PM #1:	me going on indeed "REQUIRES 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE, MASTERS DEGREE AND 10 REFERENCES. 3 INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD INCLUDING 5 EXAMS. ENTRY LEVEL 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR". that and amazon every other post. --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:944943735] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>me going on indeed "REQUIRES 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE, MASTERS DEGREE AND 10 REFERENCES. 3 INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD INCLUDING 5 EXAMS. ENTRY LEVEL 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR". that and amazon every other post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 09/22/20 1:01:54 PM #2:	"We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years" --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:944943763] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>"We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gheb 09/22/20 1:08:08 PM #4:	Apply anyway. Because like 2/3rds of every Indeed Applicant I have ever talked to will agree to an interview then just not show up or ever respond again. So I end up hiring one of the few people half-qualified who actually showed up. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:944944001] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Apply anyway. Because like 2/3rds of every Indeed Applicant I have ever talked to will agree to an interview then just not show up or ever respond again. So I end up hiring one of the few people half-qualified who actually showed up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zanzenburger 09/22/20 1:14:18 PM #5:	Bio1590 posted... "We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years" I remember seeing a LinkedIn post about a guy whose job application was rejected for not having 5 years of experience in a certain software. He only had about 2 years of experience to list... as the creator of that software. He did it to prove how ridiculous job requirements have become to the point they no longer account for actual experience, just arbitrary amounts of time spend doing a job or using a product (regardless of how good you actually are at it). --- Congratulations! Your post was deemed response-worthy. <cite>Zanzenburger posted [p:944944274] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>"We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years"</quote>I remember seeing a LinkedIn post about a guy whose job application was rejected for not having 5 years of experience in a certain software. He only had about 2 years of experience to list... as the creator of that software. He did it to prove how ridiculous job requirements have become to the point they no longer account for actual experience, just arbitrary amounts of time spend doing a job or using a product (regardless of how good you actually are at it). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 09/22/20 1:15:24 PM #6:	If your industry has recruiters or job finders, use those instead. --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:944944322] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>If your industry has recruiters or job finders, use those instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 09/22/20 1:21:52 PM #7:	I am currently working at a career I got through indeed, that said 5-8 years experience required, with zero years of professional experience so apply anyway --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:944944574] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>I am currently working at a career I got through indeed, that said 5-8 years experience required, with zero years of professional experience so apply anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 09/22/20 1:26:00 PM #8:	TheGoldenEel posted... I am currently working at a career I got through indeed, that said 5-8 years experience required, with zero years of professional experience so apply anyway what did you say at your interview --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:944944600] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>I am currently working at a career I got through indeed, that said 5-8 years experience required, with zero years of professional experience so apply anyway</quote>what did you say at your interview </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/22/20 1:27:50 PM #9:	masticatingman posted... If your industry has recruiters or job finders, use those instead. Sometimes they go hand in hand with Indeed. I have my profile filled out and recruiters constantly message me with job offers. They use Indeed to find employees just as much as we use it to find jobs. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:944944665] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>masticatingman posted... </cite> <quote>If your industry has recruiters or job finders, use those instead.</quote>Sometimes they go hand in hand with Indeed. I have my profile filled out and recruiters constantly message me with job offers. They use Indeed to find employees just as much as we use it to find jobs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/22/20 1:28:41 PM #10:	Bio1590 posted... "We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years" What they're really looking for is time travelers to give them a heads up on what to invest in over the next five years. :v --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:944944701] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>"We require 10 years of experience in this software that has only existed for 5 years"</quote> What they're really looking for is time travelers to give them a heads up on what to invest in over the next five years. :v </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 09/22/20 1:29:18 PM #11:	_BIueMonk posted... what did you say at your interview I demonstrated things I brought to the table that made up for my lack of professional experience in the field --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:944944719] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>what did you say at your interview</quote>I demonstrated things I brought to the table that made up for my lack of professional experience in the field </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths 09/22/20 1:32:05 PM #12:	Imagine being beneath even a beta that you're too afraid to apply for a job. --- If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all. I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back <cite>SevenTenths posted [p:944944830] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being beneath even a beta that you're too afraid to apply for a job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 09/22/20 1:36:14 PM #13:	Btw this is what cover letters are for. what I heard when I was applying from interviewers was that cover letters are extremely important, and that my cover letter was what had them bring me in for an interview. I actually had two job offers when I took the one I currently have, both of them asking for more experience than what I actually had your cover letter should be well written and present a succinct case for why you want the job, why you would be good for it even if you dont match the exact qualifications, and what your career goals are with the job. --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:944945002] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Btw this is what cover letters are for. what I heard when I was applying from interviewers was that cover letters are extremely important, and that my cover letter was what had them bring me in for an interview. I actually had two job offers when I took the one I currently have, both of them asking for more experience than what I actually had your cover letter should be well written and present a succinct case for why you want the job, why you would be good for it even if you dont match the exact qualifications, and what your career goals are with the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 09/22/20 1:37:35 PM #14:	TheGoldenEel posted... Btw this is what cover letters are for. what I heard when I was applying from interviewers was that cover letters are extremely important, and that my cover letter was what had them bring me in for an interview. I actually had two job offers when I took the one I currently have, both of them asking for more experience than what I actually had your cover letter should be well written and present a succinct case for why you want the job, why you would be good for it even if you dont match the exact qualifications, and what your career goals are with the job. thats a good reminder. i have, what i think, is a good cover letter template. i modify it a little whenever i apply for a job but maybe i should take another look at it. --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:944945058] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>Btw this is what cover letters are for. what I heard when I was applying from interviewers was that cover letters are extremely important, and that my cover letter was what had them bring me in for an interview. I actually had two job offers when I took the one I currently have, both of them asking for more experience than what I actually had your cover letter should be well written and present a succinct case for why you want the job, why you would be good for it even if you dont match the exact qualifications, and what your career goals are with the job.</quote>thats a good reminder. i have, what i think, is a good cover letter template. i modify it a little whenever i apply for a job but maybe i should take another look at it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/22/20 1:39:26 PM #15:	Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's? --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:944945149] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths 09/22/20 1:39:49 PM #16:	HylianFox posted... Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's? Yes and a bachelor's in liberal arts. --- If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all. I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back <cite>SevenTenths posted [p:944945163] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's?</quote>Yes and a bachelor's in liberal arts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 09/22/20 1:42:00 PM #17:	HylianFox posted... Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's? did you think this was funny --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:944945263] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Do you really need a cover letter when applying at McDonald's?</quote>did you think this was funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/22/20 1:44:18 PM #18:	_BIueMonk posted... did you think this was funny says the guy who's all "YOU NEED TEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE FOR ENTRY-LEVEL JOB" >_> --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:944945381] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>did you think this was funny</quote> says the guy who's all "YOU NEED TEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE FOR ENTRY-LEVEL JOB" >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 09/22/20 1:44:46 PM #19:	i wasn't joking this is my life --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:944945402] in Indeed com... [t:78992697]...</cite> <quote>i wasn't joking this is my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Indeed commercials: ''I signed up and now i have a new career. life's amazing.''