Current Events > Stoners will literally hit you up and ask to borrow your piss

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lincoln002 09/20/20 4:43:01 PM #1:	So let me get this straight. Weed isn't addictive, but you're hitting up your friends at 1am at night like this: "Hey bro, how you been? Sorry I haven't been a good friend and ignored you for the last 5 months, but I really need this job and they drug test, I smoked right before calling you unfortunately, I was wondering if I could borrow some of your piss? I don't need a lot, just half a cup will do and it has to be warm. My drug test is at 8am, can I stop by your house at 6am to pick it up?" Stoner logic. This is seriously embarrassing. You're 30 years old asking to borrow people's piss so you can pass a drug test to get a shit job so you can keep getting high while you play video games in your spare time. Pathetic. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:944865192] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>So let me get this straight. Weed isn't addictive, but you're hitting up your friends at 1am at night like this: "Hey bro, how you been? Sorry I haven't been a good friend and ignored you for the last 5 months, but I really need this job and they drug test, I smoked right before calling you unfortunately, I was wondering if I could borrow some of your piss? I don't need a lot, just half a cup will do and it has to be warm. My drug test is at 8am, can I stop by your house at 6am to pick it up?" Stoner logic. This is seriously embarrassing. You're 30 years old asking to borrow people's piss so you can pass a drug test to get a shit job so you can keep getting high while you play video games in your spare time. Pathetic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 09/20/20 4:44:00 PM #2:	fake pee aint cheap bro --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:944865224] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>fake pee aint cheap bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx 09/20/20 4:48:51 PM #3:	As long as they return it once they're finished with it... --- Watching the shadows burn <cite>Firewerx posted [p:944865419] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>As long as they return it once they're finished with it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 4:50:09 PM #4:	Let me spot a pint of piss. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944865477] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Let me spot a pint of piss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 09/20/20 4:52:20 PM #6:	At least they asked for it and didn't just try and steal your piss. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:944865586] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>At least they asked for it and didn't just try and steal your piss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 4:52:33 PM #7:	Tell him to bring the cup. Then when you come to the door, just have yourself ready and start pissing out the door as soon as you open it. See if he tries catching it. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944865599] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to bring the cup. Then when you come to the door, just have yourself ready and start pissing out the door as soon as you open it. See if he tries catching it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 09/20/20 4:52:49 PM #8:	Did you tell him to piss off? --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:944865617] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Did you tell him to piss off? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 09/20/20 4:53:19 PM #9:	Sounds like a simple yes or no answer tc. Why judge <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:944865634] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a simple yes or no answer tc. Why judge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 09/20/20 4:55:49 PM #11:	This happened --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:944865757] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>This happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 09/20/20 4:56:25 PM #12:	shockthemonkey posted... Says a lot about you if people think youll give em your piss That would be a fair point if the person asking for it wasn't an irresponsible, drug abuser. Nice try though. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:944865786] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>shockthemonkey posted... </cite> <quote>Says a lot about you if people think youll give em your piss</quote> That would be a fair point if the person asking for it wasn't an irresponsible, drug abuser. Nice try though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 09/20/20 4:57:46 PM #13:	Its not addictive, but it lingers in your system for awhile. its not like they give you weeks to flush your system before a test. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:944865842] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Its not addictive, but it lingers in your system for awhile. its not like they give you weeks to flush your system before a test. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 09/20/20 4:58:10 PM #15:	HighOnSolar posted... fake pee aint cheap bro it is at all the heady shops around here. like $40 max I want to say --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:944865860] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>HighOnSolar posted... </cite> <quote>fake pee aint cheap bro</quote> it is at all the heady shops around here. like $40 max I want to say </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/20/20 4:59:53 PM #17:	Dudes used to take other dudes pee in a condom and tape it to their thigh to stay warm --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:944865942] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Dudes used to take other dudes pee in a condom and tape it to their thigh to stay warm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohiostate124 09/20/20 5:00:25 PM #18:	mrgoatthief posted... Maybe if you lived in a country that was sane about pot people wouldn't need to worry about piss tests. Or just dont smoke before a piss test <cite>ohiostate124 posted [p:944865961] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe if you lived in a country that was sane about pot people wouldn't need to worry about piss tests.</quote>Or just dont smoke before a piss test </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 5:06:17 PM #20:	I thought of another one Put your piss in a water balloon or thin condom and when you open the door say "here you go champ" and throw it in the air towards him. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944866177] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>I thought of another one Put your piss in a water balloon or thin condom and when you open the door say "here you go champ" and throw it in the air towards him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 09/20/20 5:07:32 PM #21:	ohiostate124 posted... Or just dont smoke before a piss test These dudes don't get it no matter how simple you make it for them. They don't understand Marijuana stays in your system and effects your ability to function for longer than they are high for. They think that when they are no longer high the test shouldn't be able to pick up that they smoked weed 5 hours ago out of a gatorade bottle. Potheads are seriously dense as hell. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:944866232] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> <quote>Or just dont smoke before a piss test</quote> These dudes don't get it no matter how simple you make it for them. They don't understand Marijuana stays in your system and effects your ability to function for longer than they are high for. They think that when they are no longer high the test shouldn't be able to pick up that they smoked weed 5 hours ago out of a gatorade bottle. Potheads are seriously dense as hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/20/20 5:10:24 PM #22:	ohiostate124 posted... to play the devil's advocate, tests can detect it as much as 40 days after the fact - hair follicle tests even longer than that, albeit a different topic never mind the fact that tests seemingly tend to be unannounced --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:944866349] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted... </cite> to play the devil's advocate, tests can detect it as much as 40 days after the fact - hair follicle tests even longer than that, albeit a different topic never mind the fact that tests seemingly tend to be unannounced </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 09/20/20 5:22:24 PM #23:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Tell him to bring the cup. Then when you come to the door, just have yourself ready and start pissing out the door as soon as you open it. See if he tries catching it. <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:944866809] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Tell him to bring the cup. Then when you come to the door, just have yourself ready and start pissing out the door as soon as you open it. See if he tries catching it.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 09/20/20 5:26:30 PM #24:	Smackems posted... Dudes used to take other dudes pee in a condom and tape it to their thigh to stay warm wtf why a condom? Condoms break Asking for some pee is better than asking for money or somethin I dont see the problem? Piss testing for weed just randomly or to get hired on is fucking stupid to me too --- Talk about backseat fishing. highpathetic <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:944866987] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Dudes used to take other dudes pee in a condom and tape it to their thigh to stay warm</quote>wtf why a condom? Condoms break Asking for some pee is better than asking for money or somethin I dont see the problem? Piss testing for weed just randomly or to get hired on is fucking stupid to me too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 5:30:56 PM #25:	AbstraktProfSC2 posted... wtf why a condom? Condoms break Asking for some pee is better than asking for money or somethin I dont see the problem? Piss testing for weed just randomly or to get hired on is fucking stupid to me too It was pretty obvious this is more about some deep seeded hatred for people who smoke. The pee thing is just a device to use to slam everyone that smokes weed. That's why he's generalizing so much, like his friend represents the millions upon millions who smoke weed. Like he's never heard of a functioning smoker, even though this is 2020 and you can see them living their best lives everyday if you actually choose to look in that direction. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944867133] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>AbstraktProfSC2 posted... </cite> <quote>wtf why a condom? Condoms break Asking for some pee is better than asking for money or somethin I dont see the problem? Piss testing for weed just randomly or to get hired on is fucking stupid to me too</quote> It was pretty obvious this is more about some deep seeded hatred for people who smoke. The pee thing is just a device to use to slam everyone that smokes weed. That's why he's generalizing so much, like his friend represents the millions upon millions who smoke weed. Like he's never heard of a functioning smoker, even though this is 2020 and you can see them living their best lives everyday if you actually choose to look in that direction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KrayzieBonezz 09/20/20 5:33:02 PM #26:	I really miss smoking weed lol Not the dutch after dutch life, but the occasional hit to see another outlook or to lift like crazy at the gym. --- R.I.P Chris, Daniel, Nancy Benoit https://youtu.be/yOL02oq2rj8 <cite>KrayzieBonezz posted [p:944867203] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>I really miss smoking weed lol Not the dutch after dutch life, but the occasional hit to see another outlook or to lift like crazy at the gym. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 09/20/20 5:38:10 PM #27:	Imagine not hooking a brother up with some piss, and then calling him the bad friend Some people man, I swear --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:944867400] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not hooking a brother up with some piss, and then calling him the bad friend Some people man, I swear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 09/20/20 6:03:05 PM #28:	Gwynevere posted... Imagine not hooking a brother up with some piss, and then calling him the bad friend Some people man, I swear I have been texting this dude since the quarantine and he has ghosted me the entire time, he needs something from me so he hits me up and apologizes for being a douchebag even though I really needed folks to talk to during the quarantine and he knew my father had liver cancer and was on a transplant list. It didn't occur to him that coronavirus was an extremely stressful thing for my family considering the circumstances he knew we were going through. All he cared about was getting his shit job so that he doesn't have any problems so that he can continue smoking weed and playing video games. Again, stoner logic. Stoners will literally think you're doing them bogus for not giving them your piss even though they only hit you up when its convenient for them or when they need something from you. The only time a stoner is mindful is if it has to do with weed, they'll go completely out of their way to surprise you with some weed that they will also smoke but they wont come see you if you get hospitalized or talk to you if you're depressed. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:944868326] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine not hooking a brother up with some piss, and then calling him the bad friend Some people man, I swear</quote> I have been texting this dude since the quarantine and he has ghosted me the entire time, he needs something from me so he hits me up and apologizes for being a douchebag even though I really needed folks to talk to during the quarantine and he knew my father had liver cancer and was on a transplant list. It didn't occur to him that coronavirus was an extremely stressful thing for my family considering the circumstances he knew we were going through. All he cared about was getting his shit job so that he doesn't have any problems so that he can continue smoking weed and playing video games. Again, stoner logic. Stoners will literally think you're doing them bogus for not giving them your piss even though they only hit you up when its convenient for them or when they need something from you. The only time a stoner is mindful is if it has to do with weed, they'll go completely out of their way to surprise you with some weed that they will also smoke but they wont come see you if you get hospitalized or talk to you if you're depressed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KrayzieBonezz 09/20/20 6:13:23 PM #29:	lincoln002 posted... I have been texting this dude since the quarantine and he has ghosted me the entire time, he needs something from me so he hits me up and apologizes for being a douchebag even though I really needed folks to talk to during the quarantine and he knew my father had liver cancer and was on a transplant list. It didn't occur to him that coronavirus was an extremely stressful thing for my family considering the circumstances he knew we were going through. All he cared about was getting his shit job so that he doesn't have any problems so that he can continue smoking weed and playing video games. Again, stoner logic. Stoners will literally think you're doing them bogus for not giving them your piss even though they only hit you up when its convenient for them or when they need something from you. The only time a stoner is mindful is if it has to do with weed, they'll go completely out of their way to surprise you with some weed that they will also smoke but they wont come see you if you get hospitalized or talk to you if you're depressed. That 100% sounds like a specific personality trait of that particular guy. Sounds like he sucks but that's more so addict logic then stoner logic. You can get addicted to anything. --- R.I.P Chris, Daniel, Nancy Benoit https://youtu.be/yOL02oq2rj8 <cite>KrayzieBonezz posted [p:944868673] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>lincoln002 posted... </cite> <quote>I have been texting this dude since the quarantine and he has ghosted me the entire time, he needs something from me so he hits me up and apologizes for being a douchebag even though I really needed folks to talk to during the quarantine and he knew my father had liver cancer and was on a transplant list. It didn't occur to him that coronavirus was an extremely stressful thing for my family considering the circumstances he knew we were going through. All he cared about was getting his shit job so that he doesn't have any problems so that he can continue smoking weed and playing video games. Again, stoner logic. Stoners will literally think you're doing them bogus for not giving them your piss even though they only hit you up when its convenient for them or when they need something from you. The only time a stoner is mindful is if it has to do with weed, they'll go completely out of their way to surprise you with some weed that they will also smoke but they wont come see you if you get hospitalized or talk to you if you're depressed.</quote>That 100% sounds like a specific personality trait of that particular guy. Sounds like he sucks but that's more so addict logic then stoner logic. You can get addicted to anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 09/20/20 6:16:17 PM #30:	ohiostate124 posted... Or just dont smoke before a piss test I mean tbf, if youve smoked within the past couple weeks, youre screwed anyway. Could be longer depending on the test. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:944868756] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>ohiostate124 posted...</cite> <quote> Or just dont smoke before a piss test </quote> I mean tbf, if youve smoked within the past couple weeks, youre screwed anyway. Could be longer depending on the test.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 09/20/20 6:19:08 PM #31:	Its legal in california and you can still get rejected or fired from a job for it. But i cant go and get black out drunk the night before and still get hired for it. I take a small dose of an edible for anxiety and i could have gotten fired from my old job for it. However people were coming into work drunk and the company was powerless to stop them because they couldnt catch them drinking and there wasnt a test for it --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:944868871] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Its legal in california and you can still get rejected or fired from a job for it. But i cant go and get black out drunk the night before and still get hired for it. I take a small dose of an edible for anxiety and i could have gotten fired from my old job for it. However people were coming into work drunk and the company was powerless to stop them because they couldnt catch them drinking and there wasnt a test for it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 09/20/20 6:19:36 PM #32:	I smoke literally 2-5 bowls a day, every day, and I also hold my job, keep my girl happy, and am a caretaker for my grandparents, your homie is just like that as a person, not due to weed. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 <cite>Despised posted [p:944868881] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>I smoke literally 2-5 bowls a day, every day, and I also hold my job, keep my girl happy, and am a caretaker for my grandparents, your homie is just like that as a person, not due to weed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 7:05:40 PM #33:	Despised posted... I smoke literally 2-5 bowls a day, every day, and I also hold my job, keep my girl happy, and am a caretaker for my grandparents, your homie is just like that as a person, not due to weed. It's obvious that reefer madness has you imagining a job, gf and grandparents. And it's depressing that a drug has that much impact on your life. When will people see how damaging this drug is... --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944870452] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Despised posted... </cite> <quote>I smoke literally 2-5 bowls a day, every day, and I also hold my job, keep my girl happy, and am a caretaker for my grandparents, your homie is just like that as a person, not due to weed.</quote> It's obvious that reefer madness has you imagining a job, gf and grandparents. And it's depressing that a drug has that much impact on your life. When will people see how damaging this drug is... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 09/20/20 7:08:05 PM #34:	"Can you blow into my interlock to start my car?" --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:944870547] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>"Can you blow into my interlock to start my car?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 09/20/20 7:17:59 PM #36:	Fuck any job that would fire you for a positive THC test. Stop being a nerd and give him the piss <cite>Axiom posted [p:944870903] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Fuck any job that would fire you for a positive THC test. Stop being a nerd and give him the piss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 09/20/20 7:49:06 PM #37:	Should've bought gamer girl pee instead --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:944872093] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Should've bought gamer girl pee instead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 09/20/20 7:56:40 PM #38:	I mean, that guy's definitely a douchebag, but that's like, one person? You don't notice all the other people that don't ditch you and but hit you up for piss anyway because they're not douchebags. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:944872378] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>I mean, that guy's definitely a douchebag, but that's like, one person? You don't notice all the other people that don't ditch you and but hit you up for piss anyway because they're not douchebags. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/20/20 7:59:13 PM #39:	Axiom posted... Fuck any job that would fire you for a positive THC test. Stop being a nerd and give him the piss Know what else is shitty, I literally have to drop tomorrow for my back meds. You can mix alcohol and opioids all day, which will fuckin destroy your insides and make you way more fucked up. But god forbid someone with back pain also wants to smoke weed. Even if it's 130 pound dude that could really benefit off the boost in appetite. Which would counter opioids making me less hungry. Not gonna act like I can't eat or get hungry when on opioids. It's just that Id eat more. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:944872491] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck any job that would fire you for a positive THC test. Stop being a nerd and give him the piss</quote> Know what else is shitty, I literally have to drop tomorrow for my back meds. You can mix alcohol and opioids all day, which will fuckin destroy your insides and make you way more fucked up. But god forbid someone with back pain also wants to smoke weed. Even if it's 130 pound dude that could really benefit off the boost in appetite. Which would counter opioids making me less hungry. Not gonna act like I can't eat or get hungry when on opioids. It's just that Id eat more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 09/20/20 8:07:47 PM #40:	Pardon me, can I borrow a cup of piss? --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:944872768] in Stoners wi... [t:78988704]...</cite> <quote>Pardon me, can I borrow a cup of piss? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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