Poll of the Day > My cat **** on my chest

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 2:00:18 PM
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**** = laid

because she is a good kitty and wanted pets and snuggles :3
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HornedLion
09/13/20 2:02:45 PM
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My exes cat would lay on top of me and do that comfort shit they do with the nails.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 2:04:14 PM
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HornedLion posted...
My exes cat would lay on top of me and do that comfort shit they do with the nails.

You mean making biscuits :3 awww
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Sarcasthma
09/13/20 2:04:21 PM
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Laid eggs?!

Thats messed up.

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IronBornCorps
09/13/20 2:08:15 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Laid eggs?!

Thats messed up.

aw shucks, I messed up, and it doesn't work that other way because it needs an extra letter.
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HornedLion
09/13/20 3:26:04 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
You mean making biscuits :3 awww

You remember the old cartoons with the big dog and the cute little kitten that became friends? Like that.

https://youtu.be/ZQ5vkOFyajQ

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DeltaBladeX
09/13/20 3:35:41 PM
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ChaosAzeroth
09/13/20 3:36:00 PM
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I read the title and went oh no.

I fell for it. In my defense my spouse has had what I thought you meant happen to them.
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wwinterj25
09/13/20 4:01:46 PM
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Well at least it didn't shit on your chest.

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