Current Events > Can 2 Silverback Gorilla's Kill A Polar Bear?

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DumbQuestion
09/02/20 7:30:52 PM
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Do Two Silverback Gorilla's have what it takes, to kill a single Polar Bear?
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Wii_Shaker
09/02/20 7:32:53 PM
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Are we in the jungle or in the arctic?

Because that's going to matter.

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DespondentDeity
09/02/20 7:33:54 PM
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Depends how good the strats are, but probably not.

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StarReaper13
09/02/20 7:34:30 PM
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All natty right?

Depends on much prep time each side gets.

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DP3
09/02/20 7:34:53 PM
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Probably. Gorillas have crazy upper arm strength.
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SrRd_RacinG
09/02/20 7:35:11 PM
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Why do you add an apostrophe to gorilla?


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thebatz
09/02/20 7:35:43 PM
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what kind of gear and buffs does the polar bear have?


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TerrifyingRei
09/02/20 7:36:49 PM
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aren't polar bears some of the most dangerous animals on the planet?

my money's on the bear.

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Lysandear
09/02/20 7:37:42 PM
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I wanna say a polar bear could one shot a gorilla, so probs not
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FL81
09/02/20 7:39:04 PM
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the gorillas are fucked

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thebatz
09/02/20 7:40:11 PM
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FL81 posted...
the gorillas are fucked

gorillas have a shot if they distract the polar bear with coca cola

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Tsuyoi3
09/02/20 7:42:42 PM
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A friggin chimp can rip your face off.
A Silverback? 2 of them? They win easy.
I'd say 1 has a shot.

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pojr
09/02/20 7:50:34 PM
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thebatz posted...
gorillas have a shot if they distract the polar bear with coca cola
lol

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thebatz
09/02/20 7:50:53 PM
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look at it this way.
you didn't see springfield spend exorbitant amount of tax dollars on a gorilla patrol

polar bear wins

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Endgame
09/02/20 8:02:01 PM
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The gorillas simply because there's two of them.
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SaltyWet
09/02/20 8:03:03 PM
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Nope. The bear has claws and much stouter teeth.

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K181
09/02/20 8:05:31 PM
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Do the gorillas have time to plan?

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Esrac
09/02/20 8:05:40 PM
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FL81 posted...

the gorillas are fucrig.

Wow.

I dont think I ever realized how fucking big poplars bears are.
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PoundGarden
09/02/20 8:05:55 PM
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Endgame posted...
The gorillas simply because there's two of them.
This. I feel like while the bear is mauling one the other will just pulverize it's spine or something
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