Current Events > Smokey the Bear is an asshole >_>

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HylianFox
08/30/20 11:59:53 PM
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I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires? I'm just one man! I can't possibly prevent every forest fire from ever occurring.

And when you consider that the vast majority of fires are started by lightning and other natural phenomena, it gets even more ridiculous to expect me to prevent it.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/20 12:02:11 AM
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Why have you just been letting California and Australia burn down? I use to respect you.

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Onepunch-Man
08/31/20 12:03:42 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why have you just been letting California and Australia burn down? I use to respect you.
To kill the demonic wildlife

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Smackems
08/31/20 12:12:45 AM
#4:


Why cant he fuckin help

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Onepunch-Man
08/31/20 12:54:24 AM
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Smackems posted...
Why cant he fuckin help
He's a bear

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Kisai
08/31/20 12:56:41 AM
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We need a movie about Smokey the Bear in a Merlin-type role as he bestows upon some random kid the power to prevent forest fires. And how only HE can prevent forest fires. Maybe this kid rejects his call to destiny. Maybe he tries to run away from his fate. But eventually, he soon learns that only he can prevent forest fires, and he must use this power for the sake of the world.

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Magyar15
08/31/20 12:59:49 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihwYGENbFg

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