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UnfairRepresent
08/29/20 7:32:44 AM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then the second you die Matriarchal aliens from beyond the moon turn up and invade Earth.

They make Operation Barbarossa look like a slap fight between 2 skinny teenage girls at a Denny's parking lot.

After killing billions and destroying any real means of resistance + infrastructure that could lead to resistance, they genocide the sick, stupid, old, invalid and lame before enslaving what's left into doing all the manual labor and farming resources for their galactic empire.

If you don't take the money, this never happens . The aliens become peaceful and never come to Earth.

https://i.imgur.com/WP3w4g4.jpg

Do you take it?
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Holy_Cloud105
08/29/20 7:33:50 AM
#2:


Deal

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nfearurspecimn
08/29/20 7:34:32 AM
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I wouldn't be able to live myself if I took that deal.

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Rika_Furude
08/29/20 7:36:56 AM
#4:


humans are already going to commit genocide on themselves via climate change and it wont be too far off anyway so whys it matter if aliens do it instead

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IfGodCouldDie
08/29/20 7:37:01 AM
#5:


nah, my kids are the reason I take the money in these kinda of topics and this just fucks them over.

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SolidShadow3
08/29/20 7:37:21 AM
#6:


If i'm dead, what do I care?

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/20 8:05:44 AM
#7:


Dead even so far
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/20 12:15:29 PM
#8:


SolidShadow3 posted...
If i'm dead, what do I care?

Half of CE seems too
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DDirtyDastard
08/29/20 12:19:17 PM
#9:


I think they all deserve it, so fuck it. I'll take the money no problem.
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/20 3:44:36 AM
#10:


DDirtyDastard posted...
I think they all deserve it, so fuck it. I'll take the money no problem.

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Gruntling
08/30/20 3:52:04 AM
#11:


No, there's other people whose lives I care about.

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