Current Events > Scenario: You find baby left at your doorstep.

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UnfairRepresent
08/27/20 4:41:56 PM
#1:


You're playing your favorite video game one evening when suddenly you hear the doorbell ring. You go to answer it only to find there is no one there.

That is until you look down and see a baby in a basket. There is a note that says "Please raise him for me. He will have a better life with you."

https://i.imgur.com/SuHgpRZ.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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NeoShadowhen
08/27/20 4:43:43 PM
#2:


Bring then inside, initiate a level 3 lockdown, and call child protective services.

Thats the only reasonable reaction.
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Master_Bass
08/27/20 4:43:49 PM
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I'd call the authorities. This is not my baby, and frankly not my problem besides making sure he is safely in the hands of the state.

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HylianShield
08/27/20 4:44:25 PM
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Nah. I'll contact authorities asap. Can't raise a baby when I can bearly get through the day myself. Also DNA test will find the parents quickly and **** them up.
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Funkydog
08/27/20 4:45:01 PM
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Call the authorities to take care of them as I am in no way remotely able to look after a child at the moment, or even have anything for them.

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cardoor123
08/27/20 4:46:00 PM
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Yeah, not even going to bother with that shit. I'm just going to leave it out there, whoever decided to drop it off can get it back if they don't want it to die. If not then it's just going to die out there, not my problem.
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-Unowninator-
08/27/20 4:48:26 PM
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NeoShadowhen
08/27/20 4:48:43 PM
#8:


cardoor123 posted...
Yeah, not even going to bother with that shit. I'm just going to leave it out there, whoever decided to drop it off can get it back if they don't want it to die. If not then it's just going to die out there, not my problem.

You'll regret that if they go feral and start living in your trees.
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UnfairRepresent
08/27/20 5:06:56 PM
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cardoor123 posted...
Yeah, not even going to bother with that shit. I'm just going to leave it out there, whoever decided to drop it off can get it back if they don't want it to die. If not then it's just going to die out there, not my problem.

Not trying to armchair lawyer but I'm fairly sure purposefully letting a baby die that you could effortlessly save is a crime.
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BloodMoon7
08/27/20 5:12:48 PM
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Whoever left the baby is stupid. The only thing I can raise without it dying is cats. Plants? Dead. Fish? Dead. Dog? Didn't die but that's because it wasn't my dog.

But it then went on to live a misfortune life because it had to go through several owners before it could find a permanent home. Everyone was like, yeah sure I can take care of this dog. And then they were like, no actually but I know this guy. GREAT with dogs.

You want this baby to suffer this? Oh yeah this baby? I know a great family for them. GREAT with kids.

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garan
08/27/20 5:15:54 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Call the authorities to take care of them as I am in no way remotely able to look after a child at the moment, or even have anything for them.


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UnfairRepresent
08/28/20 4:39:35 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Whoever left the baby is stupid. The only thing I can raise without it dying is cats. Plants? Dead. Fish? Dead. Dog? Didn't die but that's because it wasn't my dog.

But it then went on to live a misfortune life because it had to go through several owners before it could find a permanent home. Everyone was like, yeah sure I can take care of this dog. And then they were like, no actually but I know this guy. GREAT with dogs.

You want this baby to suffer this? Oh yeah this baby? I know a great family for them. GREAT with kids.

Maybe they have faith in you
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SolidShadow3
08/28/20 4:46:00 AM
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Call the police. It doesn't even have a social security number or birth certificate with it meaning I wouldn't even be able to enroll it in school.


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Warrior_Man
08/28/20 4:46:53 AM
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Regardless of my ability to raise the baby, how the fuck am I suppose to raise the baby without any documentation

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Blue_School
08/28/20 4:53:39 AM
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Dumpster

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/28/20 5:40:40 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
I'd call the authorities. This is not my baby, and frankly not my problem besides making sure he is safely in the hands of the state.
This, people should leave a baby at the hospital, fire department, or the police station.

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/20 5:22:58 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

This, people should leave a baby at the hospital, fire department, or the police station.

Stop watching Breaking Bad
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