Current Events > Scenario: You're going to work and realize your shirt is slightly dirty.

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UnfairRepresent
08/25/20 8:31:48 AM
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You notice it right when you're walking past your attractive female co-worker.

Then at that moment Brad, a taller better looking Male colleague walks by in an immaculate shirt that is clearly more expensive and says "Oh hey bud, you got a bit of a mark there." and then smirks while pointing at the dirt on your shirt

"Might want get that cleaned up." he says and the girl chuckles

How do you react?
What do you do?
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inloveanddeath0
08/25/20 8:34:07 AM
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BloodMoon7
08/25/20 8:34:31 AM
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Sure thing Brad, old chum. Mind rubbing your tongue on it? Actually rub it on my face too. Please. Let me see your abs.

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Rika_Furude
08/25/20 8:35:03 AM
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IloveJesus
08/25/20 8:35:38 AM
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I mean, I have other shirts at work, so this really isn't a problem.

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Rika_Furude
08/25/20 8:37:43 AM
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FabIe
08/25/20 8:39:05 AM
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Trip and spill covfefe onto Bchad

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UnfairRepresent
08/25/20 8:49:36 AM
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IloveJesus posted...
I mean, I have other shirts at work, so this really isn't a problem.

They are all slightly dirty
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BloodMoon7
08/25/20 8:54:18 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
They are all slightly dirty
Then I guess Brad and I have a lot of material to cover. *heavy breathing*

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cardoor123
08/25/20 8:57:13 AM
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I work from home....
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BloodMoon7
08/25/20 8:58:14 AM
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cardoor123 posted...
I work from home....
Brad is a creep! Why is he in your house smh

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inTaCtfuL
08/25/20 9:02:57 AM
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"How is your shirt so much more better and expensive than mines when we're supposed to wear the same shirt for work? Man fuck this job for giving you the better shirt."

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IloveJesus
08/25/20 9:13:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
They are all slightly dirty

No they aren't. I don't keep dirty shirts at work.

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Byakuren
08/25/20 9:27:07 AM
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I work as a butcher, I only wear shitty, black shirts to work

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Choco
08/25/20 9:45:10 AM
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the average man wears a slightly dirty shirt

the average woman gets blasted by limitless brad dick

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UnfairRepresent
08/26/20 5:29:43 PM
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Byakuren posted...
I work as a butcher, I only wear shitty, black shirts to work

No wonder they are dirty.
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SSJKirby
08/26/20 5:30:52 PM
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I work at a dirt factory, every ones shirt is slightly dirty

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