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weekoldhotdog 08/21/20 10:38:10 PM #1:	You are allotted a set amount of "Air" every 10 years, for which you are owed a renewal with the company. Failure to do so in your country (if these laws were enabled) would result in jail time, punishable for various penalties a crossed your states or providences. Your renewal will give you an identification card, which you MUST have along with your ID and it MUST be up to date WITH proper tags. Altering these cards, attempting to fake or replicated in anyway would be a federal offense. Upon death, your final breaths will be tallied and your family will be either credited with "Breathing Time" unused being refunded to the next of kin. If debit is accrued, the next-of-ken will be billed. You have to pay for water. You have to pay for food. You have to pay for shelter. Why should air be any different? --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:943670672] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>You are allotted a set amount of "Air" every 10 years, for which you are owed a renewal with the company. Failure to do so in your country (if these laws were enabled) would result in jail time, punishable for various penalties a crossed your states or providences. Your renewal will give you an identification card, which you MUST have along with your ID and it MUST be up to date WITH proper tags. Altering these cards, attempting to fake or replicated in anyway would be a federal offense. Upon death, your final breaths will be tallied and your family will be either credited with "Breathing Time" unused being refunded to the next of kin. If debit is accrued, the next-of-ken will be billed. You have to pay for water. You have to pay for food. You have to pay for shelter. Why should air be any different? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 08/21/20 10:40:25 PM #2:	the lorax already touched upon this. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L @ me and ask me about my cool shirt! <cite>Middle hope posted [p:943670726] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>the lorax already touched upon this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 08/21/20 10:43:07 PM #3:	Lorax was woke before anyone else knew what wakening was. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:943670794] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>Lorax was woke before anyone else knew what wakening was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/21/20 10:46:21 PM #4:	Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to <cite>Zikten posted [p:943670862] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 08/21/20 10:50:05 PM #5:	Zikten posted... Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to Control comes from the ability to force you to purchase an allotment. Failure to do so will result in a IRS-like response but to a similar scale to car insurance. This revenue is directly pumped back into your local government. Thank you for your cooperation and for choosing The Oxygen Corporation for all of your Air-Care Needs. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:943670970] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to</quote>Control comes from the ability to force you to purchase an allotment. Failure to do so will result in a IRS-like response but to a similar scale to car insurance. This revenue is directly pumped back into your local government. Thank you for your cooperation and for choosing The Oxygen Corporation for all of your Air-Care Needs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 08/21/20 10:51:17 PM #6:	Zikten posted... Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:943670995] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to</quote>It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightRender 08/21/20 10:55:06 PM #7:	weekoldhotdog posted... Why should air be any different? No one is required to pay your debts after you pass, so why should air be different? It can eat into their inheritance, but family is never required to pay outstanding expenses out of their own pocket, despite what aggressive debt collectors might yell over the phone. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:943671108] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>weekoldhotdog posted... </cite> <quote>Why should air be any different?</quote> No one is required to pay your debts after you pass, so why should air be different? It can eat into their inheritance, but family is never required to pay outstanding expenses out of their own pocket, despite what aggressive debt collectors might yell over the phone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 08/21/20 11:05:34 PM #8:	ScazarMeltex posted... It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled. Water is not a human right - Nestle --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:943671441] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled.</quote>Water is not a human right - Nestle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 08/21/20 11:25:03 PM #9:	Zikten posted... Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to you heard of oxygen tanks? <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:943672007] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Because air is not controlled or marketed. How would an oxygen company work? Anyone can get air freely. You cant sell it even if you wanted to</quote> you heard of oxygen tanks? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 08/21/20 11:34:43 PM #10:	When did this become Planet Spaceball? --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:943672253] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>When did this become Planet Spaceball?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lightwarrior78 08/21/20 11:41:43 PM #11:	ScazarMeltex posted... It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled. Air is all around us in a form relatively safe to utilize with little way to restrict it. Most water is more limited to local areas, and requires treatment to be safe to consume (or at minimum, pleasent to consume). --- http://backloggery.com/reddthesock <cite>lightwarrior78 posted [p:943672423] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>ScazarMeltex posted... </cite> <quote>It could be. Look at the way water rights are controlled.</quote>Air is all around us in a form relatively safe to utilize with little way to restrict it. Most water is more limited to local areas, and requires treatment to be safe to consume (or at minimum, pleasent to consume). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 08/21/20 11:46:44 PM #12:	bigtiggie23 posted... When did this become Planet Spaceball? thank you! --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:943672587] in Imagine ow... [t:78926539]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite> <quote>When did this become Planet Spaceball?</quote> thank you! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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