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Austin_Era_II
08/20/20 7:07:57 PM
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Checkmate theist.

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FrankJaegr
08/20/20 7:08:57 PM
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Cause it wouldnt make sense
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OffTempo
08/20/20 7:12:22 PM
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FrankJaegr posted...
Cause it wouldnt make sense
Apple is totally a red name

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FrankJaegr
08/20/20 7:17:14 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Apple is totally a red name ;)

That's it I'm calling my mom right now

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Returning_CEmen
08/20/20 7:25:56 PM
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Would an apple by any other name taste as sweet?
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Smackems
08/20/20 7:26:35 PM
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Because apples are communist

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Mistere Man
08/20/20 7:43:35 PM
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Because apples are shaped similarly to balls, and God knows it isnt right to give others blue balls.

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/20/20 7:44:10 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Apple is totally a red name
uh no apple is a yellow name smh

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Politics
08/20/20 7:48:30 PM
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haha oh man

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Solar_Crimson
08/20/20 7:50:17 PM
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Red > Blue

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