Current Events > the only time i sit down to pee is first thing in the morning + after sex

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Parappa09 08/05/20 3:39:14 AM #1:	sometimes when i'm hooked on my phone and need to type/post something. too lazy to stand to pee and also type is that acceptable? --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:943008803] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>sometimes when i'm hooked on my phone and need to type/post something. too lazy to stand to pee and also type is that acceptable? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 08/05/20 3:40:28 AM #2:	U pee sitting down? U gonna fit right in prison --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:943008826] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>U pee sitting down? U gonna fit right in prison </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/05/20 3:41:09 AM #3:	...when i'm drunk as hell and probably can't stand or aim it worth a damn anyway. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:943008844] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>...when i'm drunk as hell and probably can't stand or aim it worth a damn anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heart-Mk-II 08/05/20 3:43:00 AM #4:	I always pee by facing away from the toilet, flipping my penis up and arcing the stream backwards over my head and into the bowl. 100% accuracy, too. --- Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heart-Mk-II posted [p:943008870] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>I always pee by facing away from the toilet, flipping my penis up and arcing the stream backwards over my head and into the bowl. 100% accuracy, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/05/20 3:43:14 AM #5:	Big_Nabendu posted... U pee sitting down? U gonna fit right in prison o fuck Questionmarktarius posted... ...when i'm drunk as hell and probably can't stand or aim it worth a damn anyway. lol drunk parappa will risk it all and not give a f --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:943008876] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Big_Nabendu posted... </cite> <quote>U pee sitting down? U gonna fit right in prison</quote>o fuck Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>...when i'm drunk as hell and probably can't stand or aim it worth a damn anyway.</quote>lol drunk parappa will risk it all and not give a f </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 08/05/20 3:43:43 AM #6:	When I have morning wood and the alternatives are planking and spraying the underside of my toilet seat cover. <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:943008885] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>When I have morning wood and the alternatives are planking and spraying the underside of my toilet seat cover. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/05/20 3:44:12 AM #7:	Parappa09 posted... lol drunk parappa will risk it all and not give a f or just pee into the bathtub because it's a much bigger target. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:943008897] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>lol drunk parappa will risk it all and not give a f</quote>or just pee into the bathtub because it's a much bigger target. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 08/05/20 3:44:48 AM #8:	you might be gay --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:943008906] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>you might be gay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/05/20 3:45:12 AM #9:	I sit on the back of the toilet and let my dick tangle above the toilet to pee. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:943008915] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>I sit on the back of the toilet and let my dick tangle above the toilet to pee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/05/20 3:47:26 AM #10:	After sex you have to sit down or else you get 2 streams, neither hitting the bowl >.> --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:943008951] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>After sex you have to sit down or else you get 2 streams, neither hitting the bowl >.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/05/20 3:48:55 AM #11:	Heart-Mk-II posted... I always pee by facing away from the toilet, flipping my penis up and arcing the stream backwards over my head and into the bowl. 100% accuracy, too. sounds like a good way to get it into your mouth Questionmarktarius posted... or just pee into the bathtub because it's a much bigger target. exactly, if the pee comes out in multiple streams then you're safe nfearurspecimn posted... you might be gay how do i know for sure? --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:943008979] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Heart-Mk-II posted... </cite> <quote>I always pee by facing away from the toilet, flipping my penis up and arcing the stream backwards over my head and into the bowl. 100% accuracy, too.</quote>sounds like a good way to get it into your mouth Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>or just pee into the bathtub because it's a much bigger target.</quote>exactly, if the pee comes out in multiple streams then you're safe nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>you might be gay</quote>how do i know for sure? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heart-Mk-II 08/05/20 3:53:15 AM #12:	Parappa09 posted... sounds like a good way to get it into your mouth Yeah maybe if you're a scrublord. Git gud. --- Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heart-Mk-II posted [p:943009047] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted... </cite> <quote>sounds like a good way to get it into your mouth</quote> Yeah maybe if you're a scrublord. Git gud. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 08/05/20 4:15:44 AM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupfr_eVLPo --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:943009344] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupfr_eVLPo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 08/05/20 4:17:51 AM #14:	when Im at home, thats usually what i do --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:943009383] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>when Im at home, thats usually what i do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 08/05/20 4:19:29 AM #15:	At first I thought you were only peeing like once or twice a day and I was going to suggest drinking more water. But I guess that makes sense. --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:943009401] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>At first I thought you were only peeing like once or twice a day and I was going to suggest drinking more water. But I guess that makes sense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/05/20 8:10:12 AM #16:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I sit on the back of the toilet and let my dick tangle above the toilet to pee. you should fully immerse your dick with the toilet water and let the pee flow ssjevot posted... At first I thought you were only peeing like once or twice a day and I was going to suggest drinking more water. But I guess that makes sense. i pee like 6 times a day lol, but i drink tons of tea and water --- https://imgur.com/uUaFvGj <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:943012314] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I sit on the back of the toilet and let my dick tangle above the toilet to pee.</quote>you should fully immerse your dick with the toilet water and let the pee flow ssjevot posted... </cite> <quote>At first I thought you were only peeing like once or twice a day and I was going to suggest drinking more water. But I guess that makes sense.</quote>i pee like 6 times a day lol, but i drink tons of tea and water </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 08/05/20 8:14:00 AM #17:	I have a terrible, uncontrollable stream. So unless I want to mop up piss, I usually have to sit down. Tbh I never understood the big deal about stand vs. sit. Never did figure out why I'm such a sprayer. Maybe I have a....narrow urethra. BWAAAA D8 --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>JlM posted [p:943012371] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>I have a terrible, uncontrollable stream. So unless I want to mop up piss, I usually have to sit down. Tbh I never understood the big deal about stand vs. sit. Never did figure out why I'm such a sprayer. Maybe I have a....narrow urethra. BWAAAA D8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sansoldier 08/05/20 8:22:29 AM #18:	Prioritize and stand at urinals. If there's a seat, sit. Close the lid afterwards. Standing to pee is usually pretty disgusting. Always had to clean up after roommates. --- http://www.youtube.com/user/san3711 <cite>Sansoldier posted [p:943012500] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>Prioritize and stand at urinals. If there's a seat, sit. Close the lid afterwards. Standing to pee is usually pretty disgusting. Always had to clean up after roommates. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 08/05/20 8:23:49 AM #19:	JlM posted... I have a terrible, uncontrollable stream. So unless I want to mop up piss, I usually have to sit down. Tbh I never understood the big deal about stand vs. sit. Never did figure out why I'm such a sprayer. Maybe I have a....narrow urethra. BWAAAA D8 I thought I was the only one you are not alone --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:943012522] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>JlM posted... </cite> <quote>I have a terrible, uncontrollable stream. So unless I want to mop up piss, I usually have to sit down. Tbh I never understood the big deal about stand vs. sit. Never did figure out why I'm such a sprayer. Maybe I have a....narrow urethra. BWAAAA D8</quote> I thought I was the only one you are not alone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 08/05/20 8:26:37 AM #20:	First world problems --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:943012585] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>First world problems </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/05/20 8:32:17 AM #21:	I always sit because then it turns into a microbreak. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:943012702] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>I always sit because then it turns into a microbreak. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
p-m 08/05/20 9:12:09 AM #22:	I sit down to pee a lot because one time I fainted from peeing and sometimes as I'm peeing my vision starts to go black and head feels funny. Figure I'm safer sat down than standing up. --- 00000000000000000 <cite>p-m posted [p:943013516] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>I sit down to pee a lot because one time I fainted from peeing and sometimes as I'm peeing my vision starts to go black and head feels funny. Figure I'm safer sat down than standing up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 08/05/20 10:19:08 AM #23:	p-m posted... I sit down to pee a lot because one time I fainted from peeing and sometimes as I'm peeing my vision starts to go black and head feels funny. Figure I'm safer sat down than standing up. When peeing makes you faint, you know urine trouble. <cite>treewojima posted [p:943015300] in the only t... [t:78893276]...</cite> <quote>p-m posted...</cite> <quote>I sit down to pee a lot because one time I fainted from peeing and sometimes as I'm peeing my vision starts to go black and head feels funny. Figure I'm safer sat down than standing up.</quote> When peeing makes you faint, you know urine trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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