Current Events > Got my first sex toy, but the hole is too small

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Bad_Mojo 08/04/20 12:30:42 PM #1:	Sounds like Im bragging, but Im really not. Seems like others has the issue as well. Cant even get the tip in --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:942979353] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like Im bragging, but Im really not. Seems like others has the issue as well. Cant even get the tip in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 08/04/20 12:32:53 PM #2:	i don't know what to say. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:942979443] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>i don't know what to say. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 08/04/20 12:33:28 PM #3:	Ask for a replacement or give it to a friend --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:942979461] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Ask for a replacement or give it to a friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/04/20 12:33:57 PM #4:	Stop buying loli tubes --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>Starks posted [p:942979479] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Stop buying loli tubes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/04/20 12:34:24 PM #5:	Use your massive cock to stretch it out, coward. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:942979492] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Use your massive cock to stretch it out, coward. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 08/04/20 12:35:12 PM #6:	You can get a double sided one on amazon for like $20. Having holes on both ends makes cleaning easier. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:942979518] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>You can get a double sided one on amazon for like $20. Having holes on both ends makes cleaning easier. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 08/04/20 12:37:22 PM #7:	That's better than getting the other kind of toy and it's too big. >_> --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:942979591] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>That's better than getting the other kind of toy and it's too big. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 08/04/20 12:39:26 PM #8:	some people just have small buttholes TC --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:942979669] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>some people just have small buttholes TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 08/04/20 12:40:07 PM #9:	Blue_Inigo posted... give it to a friend This, and make sure to tell them why you can't use it. <cite>Simp posted [p:942979703] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>give it to a friend</quote>This, and make sure to tell them why you can't use it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 08/04/20 12:40:25 PM #10:	Who is it modeled after --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:942979717] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Who is it modeled after</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/04/20 12:40:39 PM #11:	Use lube --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:942979725] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Use lube </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 08/04/20 12:44:08 PM #13:	...but the hole is too small butt hole lol --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:942979858] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote> ...but the hole is too small butt hole lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 08/04/20 12:44:29 PM #14:	DoomsSD posted... Your mom But my moms hole is massive --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:942979870] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>DoomsSD posted...</cite> <quote> Your mom </quote> But my moms hole is massive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 08/04/20 12:45:57 PM #15:	No_U_L7 posted... But my moms hole is massive it's true it's like the eye of sauron down there --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:942979914] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>But my moms hole is massive</quote>it's true it's like the eye of sauron down there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/04/20 12:46:31 PM #16:	jon1012 posted... ...but the hole is too small butt hole lol @butthole666 --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:942979932] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>jon1012 posted... </cite> <quote> ...but the hole is too small butt hole lol</quote> @butthole666 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 08/04/20 1:03:50 PM #17:	Southernfatman posted... That's better than getting the other kind of toy and it's too big. >_> Guess so, lol No_U_L7 posted... Who is it modeled after Nobody. It just shakes at 6 settings and you can make it warm Turbam posted... Use lube I did/do Says the depth of access is 6.64 inches, whatever that means. The hole is 9.2 inches deep, 2.2 inches wide and 2.36 inches tall --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:942980522] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>That's better than getting the other kind of toy and it's too big. >_></quote> Guess so, lol No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Who is it modeled after</quote> Nobody. It just shakes at 6 settings and you can make it warm Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Use lube</quote> I did/do Says the depth of access is 6.64 inches, whatever that means. The hole is 9.2 inches deep, 2.2 inches wide and 2.36 inches tall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 08/04/20 1:04:57 PM #18:	That's why you use plenty of lube and slowly work it inside you. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:942980558] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>That's why you use plenty of lube and slowly work it inside you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 08/04/20 1:05:42 PM #19:	People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards --- Einsprachigkeit ist heilbar https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:942980578] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 08/04/20 1:06:17 PM #20:	Have you tried working the shaft? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:942980596] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried working the shaft? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 08/04/20 1:06:36 PM #21:	RebelElite791 posted... People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards No, people with horrible social skills do --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:942980605] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards</quote> No, people with horrible social skills do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/04/20 1:06:57 PM #22:	I'd post what I'm thinking but TC would probably obsess over it all day. :l --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:942980614] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>I'd post what I'm thinking but TC would probably obsess over it all day. :l </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 08/04/20 1:07:13 PM #23:	lol --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:942980622] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 08/04/20 1:07:42 PM #24:	What model of toy did you get anyway? --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:942980640] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>What model of toy did you get anyway? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/04/20 1:08:16 PM #25:	does this mean penis reduction surgery is on the table? --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:942980652] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>does this mean penis reduction surgery is on the table? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 08/04/20 1:09:28 PM #26:	lol --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:942980688] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 08/04/20 1:29:23 PM #27:	RebelElite791 posted... People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards Did the tc do this? <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:942981355] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>People with big dicks don't pretend to be girls dying of cancer on internet message boards</quote>Did the tc do this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 08/04/20 1:30:49 PM #28:	Have you tried turning it off and on again? --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:942981417] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Have you tried turning it off and on again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 08/04/20 1:31:29 PM #29:	Lube. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:942981438] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Lube. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 08/04/20 1:38:02 PM #30:	RenescoStCewl posted... Did the tc do this? Yeah it's what he's most infamous for --- Einsprachigkeit ist heilbar https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:942981633] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>RenescoStCewl posted... </cite> <quote>Did the tc do this?</quote>Yeah it's what he's most infamous for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 08/04/20 1:48:28 PM #31:	Take it slow tc. Your hole has to be stretched enough for it to go in. And use lube. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:942981992] in Got my fir... [t:78891759]...</cite> <quote>Take it slow tc. Your hole has to be stretched enough for it to go in. And use lube. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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