Current Events > Tornado warning wtf

Topic List	Page List: 1
Machete 08/02/20 7:43:38 PM #1:	Got a tornado warning alert on phone maybe 10 minutes ago. Just for isolated area where I am, part of my county and part of a neighboring county. It said to take shelter immediately and "tornadic storm" supposed to be here in like 15-20 minutes... therefore I'm sitting outside drinking and watching the sky >_> --- #DisastrousDonald #LockTrumpUp <cite>Machete posted [p:942913505] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Got a tornado warning alert on phone maybe 10 minutes ago. Just for isolated area where I am, part of my county and part of a neighboring county. It said to take shelter immediately and "tornadic storm" supposed to be here in like 15-20 minutes... therefore I'm sitting outside drinking and watching the sky >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agoatthief 08/02/20 7:44:00 PM #2:	Stay safe friendo --- steals your goats <cite>agoatthief posted [p:942913514] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Stay safe friendo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil 08/02/20 7:48:29 PM #3:	You must be a republican with kinda mindset, OP. --- Yep. <cite>Teh_Dr_Phil posted [p:942913644] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>You must be a republican with kinda mindset, OP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/02/20 7:49:11 PM #4:	Is tornadic a word? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:942913663] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Is tornadic a word?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/02/20 7:51:41 PM #5:	DeadBankerDream posted... Is tornadic a word? Sure is --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:942913757] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>Is tornadic a word?</quote> Sure is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/02/20 7:52:36 PM #6:	DeadBankerDream posted... Is tornadic a word? According to a weather site yes. And no, not a Republican. Just never seen a tornado in person. If there is one, I want to see it. I'll go inside and hide in the basement if shit seems like dangerous though. ~8 min. away. Getting darker now --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:942913789] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>Is tornadic a word?</quote> According to a weather site yes. And no, not a Republican. Just never seen a tornado in person. If there is one, I want to see it. I'll go inside and hide in the basement if shit seems like dangerous though. ~8 min. away. Getting darker now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 08/02/20 7:53:23 PM #7:	DeadBankerDream posted... Is tornadic a word? Either that or it's at least two words with the third being misspelled. <_< --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:942913818] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>Is tornadic a word?</quote> Either that or it's at least two words with the third being misspelled. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/02/20 7:54:31 PM #8:	Tie yourself to your car. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:942913866] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Tie yourself to your car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/02/20 7:55:50 PM #9:	divot1338 posted... Tie yourself to your car. Don't have a car --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:942913911] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted...</cite> <quote>Tie yourself to your car. </quote> Don't have a car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 08/02/20 7:56:36 PM #10:	Machete posted... therefore I'm sitting outside drinking and watching the sky >_> The great Nebraskan past time. raises glass --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:942913931] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>therefore I'm sitting outside drinking and watching the sky >_></quote>The great Nebraskan past time. raises glass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/02/20 7:56:49 PM #11:	Machete posted... divot1338 posted... Tie yourself to your car. Don't have a car Tie yourself to a car --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:942913942] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted...</cite> <quote> Tie yourself to your car. </quote> Don't have a car</quote> Tie yourself to a car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/02/20 7:56:55 PM #12:	Machete posted... Don't have a car Tie yourself to someone elses car. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:942913947] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Don't have a car</quote>Tie yourself to someone elses car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 08/02/20 8:00:14 PM #13:	Machete posted... Don't have a car How the fuck --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:942914055] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Don't have a car</quote> How the fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/02/20 8:00:32 PM #14:	Nothing to tie myself with --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:942914072] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Nothing to tie myself with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/02/20 8:26:16 PM #15:	Machete posted... Nothing to tie myself with There is no hope for you. Time to reap the whirlwind. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:942914937] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing to tie myself with</quote>There is no hope for you. Time to reap the whirlwind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/02/20 8:30:33 PM #16:	Storm passed and was weak and generic. Barely any thunder or rain and no sign of tornado. Drunk neighbors were amusing though and talked (loudly) about various silly bullshit like one of them twisting the other one's nipple almost until it ripped off when they were younger and then also shoving someone's vibrator into his mouth when he was passed out... then something about machetes and I was tempted to call out across the street to mention mine but then I was like "you know what? No..." and so I went back inside. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:942915086] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Storm passed and was weak and generic. Barely any thunder or rain and no sign of tornado. Drunk neighbors were amusing though and talked (loudly) about various silly bullshit like one of them twisting the other one's nipple almost until it ripped off when they were younger and then also shoving someone's vibrator into his mouth when he was passed out... then something about machetes and I was tempted to call out across the street to mention mine but then I was like "you know what? No..." and so I went back inside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 08/02/20 8:35:41 PM #17:	Machete posted... vibrator into his mouth when he was passed out... then something about machetes and I was tempted to call out across the street to mention mine They all would've went "who posted" but then I was like "you know what? No..." and so I went back inside. You did the right thing. I agree. Good thing you guys were all okay. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:942915264] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>vibrator into his mouth when he was passed out... then something about machetes and I was tempted to call out across the street to mention mine </quote> They all would've went "who posted" <quote>but then I was like "you know what? No..." and so I went back inside.</quote> You did the right thing. I agree. Good thing you guys were all okay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/02/20 8:43:35 PM #18:	Vicious_Dios posted... They all would've went "who posted" nah they had already been talking to me but distracted each other with family nostaligia conversation (and it sounded like the chick whose vibrator was the subject of the conversation was maybe a cousin or some other non-immediate family member of one or both of them >_>). Also one of them only has one arm. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:942915531] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>They all would've went "who posted"</quote> nah they had already been talking to me but distracted each other with family nostaligia conversation (and it sounded like the chick whose vibrator was the subject of the conversation was maybe a cousin or some other non-immediate family member of one or both of them >_>). Also one of them only has one arm. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/02/20 8:57:59 PM #19:	we're glad he's alive and no buildings gotten damaged. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:942916027] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>we're glad he's alive and no buildings gotten damaged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza-Schuyler 08/02/20 8:58:35 PM #20:	hurricane wth --- No Simp Zone <3 :) except for @simp, he seems ok DA-0803-8117-3931 <cite>Eliza-Schuyler posted [p:942916042] in Tornado wa... [t:78888366]...</cite> <quote>hurricane wth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > Tornado warning wtf (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Tornado warning wtf