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thepope_3290
08/02/20 12:27:05 AM
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Maybe 30-40 mins if she's cute but usually no more than 20 mins. HBU?

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_Rinku_
08/02/20 12:27:52 AM
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Hm. Maybe fifty minutes. Twenty minutes would be more likely though.
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Zodd3224
08/02/20 12:28:38 AM
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I would walk 500 miles. Then I would walk 500 more.

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Lordgold666
08/02/20 12:30:36 AM
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30 mi

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In_Other_News
08/02/20 12:30:52 AM
#5:


I'd drive to your house


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Wii_Shaker
08/02/20 12:31:18 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
30 mi
This seems reasonable.

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Irony
08/02/20 12:31:27 AM
#7:


Down the road

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Wutobliteration
08/02/20 12:31:42 AM
#8:


depends on the girl's attractiveness and f****ability
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g0ldie
08/02/20 12:31:59 AM
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if it was someone that I was really into, then about 30 minutes.

besides that, maybe 10-15.

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Solid Snake07
08/02/20 12:35:54 AM
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I'm engaged. But before I was it basically had to fall into my lap.

In my hornier days, the farthest I drove was around two hours. But we were dating too.

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Freddie_Mercury
08/02/20 12:35:58 AM
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kbelfisBACK
08/02/20 12:36:20 AM
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Let me tell y'all a story.

I was trolling OKC for dick/romance and I encountered a dude who lived in Philly or something or Philly adjacent. From now on he'll be referred to as blind guardian boy, or BGB for short bc that's his favorite band.

He was an aspie but I decided to give it a shot. Now granted now I live like 10 min from Philly but at the time I lived in the sticks about an hour away driving on a good day.

Problem was neither of us drove.

This absolute champion took the train and then the bus and then a trolley and then an UBER AT MIDNIGHT to get to my house.

There was small talk for a little bit and he showed me his original music that he made and then he dicked me down HARD.

y'all

It was some of the best dick I've ever gotten before I met my boyfriend who swings REALLY good dick but we live together so I can get it whenever I want. BGB also ate my pussy like a pro.

Also for the record my parents weren't home at the time.

The best part?

The next year when my parents went on vacation he came over AGAIN and dicked the shit out of me AGAIN.

Now obviously this didn't work out bc of the distance and bc neither of drove.

But tonight y'all, I want you to pour one out for my guy BGB. He was a really nice dude, super smart, and altho I haven't talked to him in years I hope hes doing well because any woman would be lucky to have him.

The end lol

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CagingElephants
08/02/20 12:42:17 AM
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Pedophiles have driven across the country to be surprised by Chris Hansen. Whats your excuse?
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BobanMarjanovic
08/02/20 12:44:04 AM
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Probably 20 minutes

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Flockaveli
08/02/20 12:46:12 AM
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I used to date a girl in Mt. Prospect, it was regularly an hour/hour 20 with traffic.

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