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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 8:56:38 PM
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Can you imagine?

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Irony
07/27/20 8:58:09 PM
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Pfft with his height?

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:02:00 PM
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Irony posted...
Pfft with his height?


Who cares?

That's a whole lotta man and I will encapsulate every inch of him within' my man womb.
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Irony
07/27/20 9:02:58 PM
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5'4" isn't a lot of man

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:06:24 PM
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Irony posted...
5'4" isn't a lot of man


Manliness occurs within the stride of a man.

Manliness occurs within the presentation.

Manliness is in the details.

There's not a man on this board, and hardly another man on this Earth that conducts themselves with such an air of raw masculinity.

Rippling with it..

Dripping...with..it..

Mmm.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:12:00 PM
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Why won't No_U_L7-kun pay attention to me? ;-;
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DirkDiggles
07/27/20 9:13:49 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/20 9:14:44 PM
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HerbSaunders posted...
Why won't No_U_L7-kun pay attention to me? ;-;

You're desperate and he's a pro. He knows you'll stay in his stable with minimum effort. So he gives you minimum effort. Get some god damn self respect for yourself and clean yourself off.

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trappedunderice
07/27/20 9:14:52 PM
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This is sad on so many levels.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:17:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


You're desperate and he's a pro. He knows you'll stay in his stable with minimum effort. So he gives you minimum effort. Get some god damn self respect for yourself and clean yourself off.


You think I should like.. Work out or something?

Does he like muscles? I'll do anything for him.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:17:51 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
This is sad on so many levels.


Unrequited love is quite the sorrowful tale.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:18:34 PM
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Spooking posted...
Seven minutes is six minutes and fifty nine seconds longer than I can last with No_U_L7.


I know. I would probably erupt the first second he touches me.

Such a masterful lover.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/20 9:20:11 PM
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HerbSaunders posted...
You think I should like.. Work out or something?

Does he like muscles? I'll do anything for him.

Muscles don't matter. It's that obvious desperation in the second line. You need to make him feel like he needs you, instead of vice versa.

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:21:31 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


Muscles don't matter. It's that obvious desperation in the second line. You need to make him feel like he needs you, instead of vice versa.


You're pretty much telling me I need to make the air I breathe feel like it needs me.. It's preposterous.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/20 9:22:03 PM
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dolomedes posted...
he'd be constantly peeking at his multiple watches to make sure u don't get more than exactly 7 minutes

I heard he has a watch that goes around the neck so that he can use it on the woman while he hits it from the back.

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:22:29 PM
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dolomedes posted...
he'd be constantly peeking at his multiple watches to make sure u don't get more than exactly 7 minutes


He's a very busy man.

You don't become that successful without impecable time management skills.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:22:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


I heard he has a watch that goes around the neck so that he can use it on the woman while he hits it from the back.


Hhhnnngggg
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:24:10 PM
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I'll be back guys...

I need some time in the shower to relieve myself of this... tension.
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Darkrobotisback
07/27/20 9:26:19 PM
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If only someone on Gamefaqs cared this much about me

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yunalenne10
07/27/20 9:27:06 PM
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@HerbSaunders Why don't you @ him?

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:44:57 PM
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Spooking posted...

Can we get pics of the shower floor? I'm thinking about remodeling.


Only if No_U_L7 wants them.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:47:08 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
If only someone on Gamefaqs cared this much about me


For as much time as Noey spends in devotion to his professional life, he is also extremely generous in helping others be like him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78875333

Ask him!
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 9:47:51 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
@HerbSaunders Why don't you @ him?


He seems to ignore me every time I talk about him.. :(

I'm nervous.. Will you @ him for me?
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muchdran
07/27/20 9:48:37 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
If only someone on Gamefaqs cared this much about me
Get a gimmick and stick with it. Worked for @Vegy for 20 years.
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yunalenne10
07/27/20 9:53:53 PM
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HerbSaunders posted...
He seems to ignore me every time I talk about him.. :(

I'm nervous.. Will you @ him for me?
Do you really think he'd like someone shy and scared? =P

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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 10:03:03 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...

Do you really think he'd like someone shy and scared? =P


You know... You're right.

Gimme a minute I just gotta pep talk myself.

This is a big moment in my life.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 10:09:30 PM
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WAIT THAT SONG IS SO WRONG!

I'm flustered.

One moment.
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HerbSaunders
07/27/20 10:10:28 PM
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@No_U_L7

I find it hard to put the words together to describe how you make me feel Noey-kun. So I figured a song might more accurately reflect the depth of my feelings for you.

https://youtu.be/U7uxf8kBBlg
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Lordgold666
07/27/20 10:12:08 PM
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@No_U_L7th_Heaven

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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/20 10:12:13 PM
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Do you live in Baltimore?

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yunalenne10
07/27/20 11:31:02 PM
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Godspeed @HerbSaunders !

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HerbSaunders
07/28/20 2:51:33 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do you live in Baltimore?


Yes.

But I would cross oceans just to be with Noey-kun.
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HerbSaunders
07/28/20 2:52:13 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Godspeed @HerbSaunders !


He hasn't responded yet. :(
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HerbSaunders
07/28/20 2:00:23 PM
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:(
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Pepys Monster
07/28/20 2:02:34 PM
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He's basically Christian Grey.

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HerbSaunders
07/28/20 3:19:17 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
He's basically Christian Grey.


But hotter and with better style.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/28/20 6:28:09 PM
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HerbSaunders posted...
Yes.

But I would cross oceans just to be with Noey-kun.

The only time I stayed in Baltimore, there was a very active drug dealer in the room next to us. I'm gonna warn him not to go.

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HerbSaunders
07/29/20 12:30:13 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...


The only time I stayed in Baltimore, there was a very active drug dealer in the room next to us. I'm gonna warn him not to go.


I plan on moving to California to be with him.
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HerbSaunders
07/30/20 2:49:26 AM
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Someone deleted their comment.

Was it you Noey-kun?!
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nfearurspecimn
07/30/20 2:58:18 AM
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No it was me.

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