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Damn_Underscore
07/27/20 2:00:36 PM
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Do you believe in the health powers of semen?


https://www.ibtimes.co.in/vegan-woman-drinks-semen-fight-covid-stay-fit-cringe-level-100-viral-video-825310

Tracy Kiss, a vegan bodybuilder claims that 'semen smoothie' is her secret to boost immunity to fight the deadly coronavirus. Yes, you've read that right a spoonful of semen is all you need to keep viruses at bay, according to Kiss.

Earlier, Kiss started moisturising her skin with semen as she was prone to skin issues and claimed that it showed improvements. And now, she says that she put a spoonful of her best friend's donated semen into her drink every morning in a bid to boost her immunity.

'I don't remember the last time I was sick'

In a viral video, the 32-year-old is heard saying, "'I haven't had a cold or flu in years. I don't remember the last time I was sick, simply because I lead a healthy, active lifestyle and consume semen on a regular basis."

'Whilst the world is experiencing a stockpiling frenzy of toilet tissue, cleaning products and hand sanitisers, I have found a free and alternative method that is to stockpile semen. 'With the coronavirus it is a strain of the cold and flu. It's showing very similar symptoms and that's what people are confused about.

'It's free, it's readily available. Don't waste it'

'The actual semen itself is so good for you. Each teaspoon contains over 200 vitamins and minerals including protein. 'It's something we can use as a line of defence against cold and flu-like symptoms as well as illness and disease. 'It's free, it's readily available. Don't waste it and boost your immune system.'

Though Kiss have garnered attention due to her bizarre remedies to boost immunity, doctors have slammed Kiss for promoting a remedy that has no scientific proof to back it up.

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 2:04:21 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Though Kiss have garnered attention due to her bizarre remedies to boost immunity, doctors have slammed Kiss for promoting a remedy that has no scientific proof to back it up.
obviously we need to do a lot of research in that area. since we need a lot of test subjects for donations i'll submit my own application. it's not like i'm using it anywhere else so might as well advance the scientific community

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Light_Dragon
07/27/20 2:05:16 PM
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Gross.

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MC_BatCommander
07/27/20 2:06:03 PM
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lol so does her friend just crank it into a bottle on the regular for her? fucking amazing

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Jagr_68
07/27/20 2:10:09 PM
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Whatever floats her seaman boat.

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AvlButtslam
07/27/20 2:10:39 PM
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Right now, her friend is in the ICU, dying of intense laughter from pulling off the best practical joke ever.
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1NfamousACE_2
07/27/20 2:10:58 PM
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Well, a man is an animal.

So she's not vegan

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ZeroX91
07/27/20 2:11:32 PM
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https://youtu.be/ZYR0C6b2pC4

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Guide
07/27/20 2:11:46 PM
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Lucky guy.

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Jagr_68
07/27/20 2:12:30 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Right now, her friend is in the ICU, dying of intense laughter from pulling off the best practical joke ever.

but what if they actually die? The joke becomes invalid from that point onward.

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SaltyWet
07/27/20 2:13:14 PM
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Is she a cannibal?

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Grischnak
07/27/20 2:16:32 PM
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The question is, why does she go to the trouble of drinking it via smoothie? There are easier ways. She a lesbian or something?
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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 2:16:55 PM
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i'll never forget the chapter in a song of ice and fire when cersei is thinking to herself "ha ha stupid robert i swallowed your cum that means i ate your children ha ha!"

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LordFarquad1312
07/27/20 2:21:22 PM
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Semen ain't vegan

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MabusIncarnate
07/27/20 2:29:08 PM
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I'd like to make a donation, does she take direct deposit?

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spanky1
07/27/20 2:31:44 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
i'll never forget the chapter in a song of ice and fire when cersei is thinking to herself "ha ha stupid robert i swallowed your cum that means i ate your children ha ha!"

Book Cersei was so, so ,so much more entertaining than show Cersei.
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cjs28
07/27/20 2:36:16 PM
#18:


Her tits look fake but I'd still bang her

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Damn_Underscore
07/27/20 5:28:09 PM
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bump

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jon1012
07/27/20 5:29:55 PM
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cjs28 posted...
Her tits look fake but I'd still bang her

LOL, what a change of topic.

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divot1338
07/27/20 5:31:01 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Earlier, Kiss started moisturising her skin with semen
Weve all tried to tell this lie but nobody ever falls for it ... until now.

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WingsOfGood
07/27/20 5:56:44 PM
#22:


Free and readily available.

Men need to start valuing their products more and charging.
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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/20 6:00:07 PM
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She does know that semen is an animal product and therefore not vegan, right?
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Strider102
07/27/20 6:02:09 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Free and readily available.

Men need to start valuing their products more and charging.

Male gamer semen smoothies and lotion for $39.99.

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TheAnthraxBunny
07/27/20 6:03:41 PM
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Same except Im not vegan, a female, a bodybuilder and I think I was sick a few months ago.

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Poop2
07/27/20 6:16:13 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Kiss

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Lordgold666
07/27/20 6:17:26 PM
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For some reason, i get the feeling she was doing this way before covid

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gunplagirl
07/27/20 6:19:11 PM
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Can confirm that cum is able to solve most of life's problems

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KainWind
07/27/20 6:19:51 PM
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Counter point: I don't eat healthy or drink semen and I can't remember the last time I was sick

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mustachedmystic
07/27/20 6:21:01 PM
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I don't know where to begin on how stupid this is.

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Arcanine2009
07/27/20 6:21:52 PM
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lmao "donated semen" from her fwb.

Funny thing is that Covid19 can supposedly transmit semen.

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Nazanir
07/27/20 6:23:10 PM
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"Tracy Kiss, a 32-year-old vegan bodybuilder who uses semen as a moisturiser to keep skin problems at bay, now claims that a glass of semen smoothie is all you need to ward off the deadly coronavirus."

So basically I can get blowjobs and claim it's a public health service.

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ROBANN_88
07/27/20 6:23:59 PM
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like fresh, or does she keep it in the fridge?

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AvlButtslam
07/27/20 10:48:05 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
like fresh, or does she keep it in the fridge?

I honestly don't know which is less preferable between drinking warm or cold semen.
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ZeroX91
07/27/20 10:49:18 PM
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Pretty sure cum isnt vegan just saying

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gunplagirl
07/28/20 2:27:48 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Pretty sure cum isnt vegan just saying
It's fine if the donor consents to it. Animals can't consent.

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MrNintendo1213
07/28/20 3:23:34 AM
#38:


This is literally my fetish.

Except usually the author would write about his mom's smoothies.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/28/20 3:28:52 AM
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You had to add woman to the topic title
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Dark_SilverX
07/28/20 3:33:46 AM
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dis is so hot n wild damn

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Returning_CEmen
07/28/20 4:17:09 AM
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I should send this article to my girlfriend. She says I taste sweet
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Shadowplay
07/28/20 4:21:43 AM
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Did Christian Weston Chandler come to mind for anyone else?

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Aressar
07/28/20 4:46:21 AM
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Obviously we have a moral obligation to women to spread the news of this miracle drug.

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FL81
07/28/20 4:49:45 AM
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you can't drink semen and still be a vegan

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divot1338
07/28/20 3:44:41 PM
#45:


Arcanine2009 posted...
Funny thing is that Covid19 can supposedly transmit semen.
Oh shit. That sounds terrible.

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J03can
07/28/20 3:52:34 PM
#46:


Probably said already in this topic but semen isnt vegan

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SoIidLegacy
07/28/20 8:04:22 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Right now, her friend is in the ICU, dying of intense laughter from pulling off the best practical joke ever.

This post made me in need of an ICU
XFD

Also, not gonna read the whole topic, but did anyone mention yet that semen isn't vegan?

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Lil_Bit83
07/28/20 10:19:26 PM
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Eww.

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Darkrobotisback
07/28/20 10:47:56 PM
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But what about the STD's?

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pikachupwnage
07/28/20 10:49:32 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Well, a man is an animal.

So she's not vegan


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brokenfingers
07/30/20 8:22:01 AM
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Title is misleading. I would argue she's been pretty fucking sick all along.

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