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BettyWhite
07/26/20 2:47:10 PM
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Tomorrow you wake up as that creature, how do you feel about that?





As a goat-snake, I don't forsee myself as a top end fighter but will hold my own. Scheming instead of relying on outright muscle.

I'm gonna be horrifying and likely recognized as a symbol of evil, but most of us will end up being pretty terrifying.

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MabusIncarnate
07/26/20 2:47:39 PM
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Scorpion Cock lol

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ultimate reaver
07/26/20 2:48:17 PM
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the TWIN SNAKES

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 2:51:02 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Scorpion Cock lol

I'm imagining an armored rooster with pincers and scorpion tail.

ultimate reaver posted...
the TWIN SNAKES

That's gonna be pretty cool.. Twin anything gives you two bodies. Double the snekk. Maybe one constrictor and one venomous.

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The23rdMagus
07/26/20 2:52:18 PM
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Can cow-crabs make their own bisque, theoretically?

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boxington
07/26/20 2:53:23 PM
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water bearing rat

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R1masher
07/26/20 2:54:23 PM
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I need some documents to solve this Lara Croft riddle

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 2:54:27 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Can cow-crabs make their own bisque, theoretically?

Provided you either have regenerative powers.. Or are willing to sacrifice one of your claws or legs for a tasty treat

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Garioshi
07/26/20 2:54:52 PM
#9:


I'm a cancer dragon

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TendoDRM
07/26/20 2:55:15 PM
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Crab Dragon

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 2:57:26 PM
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R1masher posted...
I need some documents to solve this Lara Croft riddle

@R1masher

Thy request has been granted through an edit in the OP.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 2:58:34 PM
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A crab dragon has to be one of the most formidable fighters.

Armored dragon with pincers instead of little arms.

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R1masher
07/26/20 3:00:46 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
@R1masher

Thy request has been granted through an edit in the OP.

neat. The Virgin Cock

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:02:14 PM
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R1masher posted...
neat. The Virgin Cock

You're gonna be one frustrated rooster.

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sktgamer_13dude
07/26/20 3:02:50 PM
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Lion-monkey

Natures apex predator gets opposable thumbs and the ability to stand on its hind legs.
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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:04:48 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lion-monkey

Natures apex predator gets opposable thumbs and the ability to stand on its hind legs.

You're gonna be regal as fuck.

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Heart-Mk-II
07/26/20 3:07:30 PM
#17:


What a coincidence, I am also a goat-snake.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:12:59 PM
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Heart-Mk-II posted...
What a coincidence, I am also a goat-snake.

My brethren..

Come, for we must scheme.

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skermac
07/26/20 3:14:30 PM
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I dont believe in that stuff

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:19:32 PM
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skermac posted...
I dont believe in that stuff

I will assign you a creature then.

...... Pig-scale.

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Xenozoa425
07/26/20 3:23:16 PM
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Bull pig.

I'm an Earth element with heat vision and can see in the dark.

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Heart-Mk-II
07/26/20 3:24:44 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
My brethren..

Come, for we must scheme.

I'm hungry.

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Lukey_Bug
07/26/20 3:28:00 PM
#23:


Virgin Rabbit. Huh. Kinda an oxymoron there.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:30:20 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Bull pig.

I'm an Earth element with heat vision and can see in the dark.

MOTHERFUCKING TANKKKKKK

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:31:34 PM
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Heart-Mk-II posted...
I'm hungry.

I have a good supply of virgin rabbits for us to feast upon..

Lukey_Bug posted...
Virgin Rabbit. Huh. Kinda an oxymoron there.

One escaped...

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Xenozoa425
07/26/20 3:32:41 PM
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Yeah and you have invisibility.

We gonna do some stomping today.

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alimajor
07/26/20 3:34:10 PM
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Virgin Sheep
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Zeeak4444
07/26/20 3:34:35 PM
#28:


Snake scale.

or scale(d) snake?

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:37:32 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
Snake scale.

or scale(d) snake?

I'm envisioning a snake with a plate on both it's head and tail.. Uhh.. Enhanced.. uhh.. judgement skills.

alimajor posted...
Virgin Sheep

Virgo getting screwed in this deal.. Just not literally. :(

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:39:51 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Yeah and you have invisibility.

We gonna do some stomping today.

Feels good to be a fearsome creature.

I'm pretty sure I could slither into a church and clear the place out on looks alone.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:40:25 PM
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https://youtu.be/-4G4kfai32I

Oooh a band for the Goatsnakes.


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Bishop9800
07/26/20 3:45:34 PM
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Bull Archer

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Xenozoa425
07/26/20 3:45:39 PM
#34:


Fun chart for powers

Aries - Fire
Taurus - Earth
Gemini - Air
Cancer - Water
Leo - Fire
Virgo - Earth
Libra - Air
Scorpio - Water
Sagittarius - Fire
Capricorn - Earth
Aquarius - Air
Pisces - Water

Rat - Animation
Ox - Super strength
Tiger - Spiritual balance and duality
Rabbit - Super speed
Dragon - Combustion
Snake - Invisibility
Horse - Healing and regeneration
Sheep - Astral projection
Monkey - Shape shifting
Rooster - Levitation and telekinesis
Dog - Immortality and rejuvenation
Pig - Heat vision and see in the dark or things that are invisible

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:45:41 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
I'm a liger



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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:46:30 PM
#36:


Xenozoa425 posted...
Fun chart for powers

Aries - Fire
Taurus - Earth
Gemini - Air
Cancer - Water
Leo - Fire
Virgo - Earth
Libra - Air
Scorpio - Water
Sagittarius - Fire
Capricorn - Earth
Aquarius - Air
Pisces - Water

Rat - Animation
Ox - Super strength
Tiger - Spiritual balance and duality
Rabbit - Super speed
Dragon - Combustion
Snake - Invisibility
Horse - Healing and regeneration
Sheep - Astral projection
Monkey - Shape shifting
Rooster - Levitation and telekinesis
Dog - Immortality and rejuvenation
Pig - Heat vision and see in the dark or things that are invisible

Bad ass.

I'll add this to the OP.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:47:35 PM
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Ahh shit. Can't edit the OP. :(

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KStateKing17
07/26/20 3:49:18 PM
#38:


boxington posted...
water bearing rat
Same

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King Rial
07/26/20 3:50:29 PM
#39:


Bull-Rat (Earth Animation)
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Bishop9800
07/26/20 3:51:01 PM
#40:


Super strength fire.

Ok.....

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:52:43 PM
#41:


Bishop9800 posted...
Bull Archer

BIG BEEFY CENTAUR BOI

With horns.

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ZeroX91
07/26/20 3:52:54 PM
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Aries/Sheep pretty sure that makes me a destro lock or flame mage

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:53:18 PM
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I'm not drinking the water y'all rats are bearing.

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BettyWhite
07/26/20 3:53:56 PM
#44:


ZeroX91 posted...
Aries/Sheep pretty sure that makes me a destro lock or flame mage

Fluffy with horns too.

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ZeroX91
07/26/20 8:50:06 PM
#45:


BettyWhite posted...
Fluffy with horns too.
Man if I was a chick i would be sellin that bathwater.

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Esrac
07/26/20 8:57:12 PM
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Bull-Tiger?
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Eliza3
07/26/20 9:00:18 PM
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Twin Dragons yall. Any last words fellas? ;)

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Blue_Dream87
07/26/20 9:10:53 PM
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Ram Sheep

So unique

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