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AlCalavicci 07/26/20 1:56:12 PM #1:	Would you fight prime Tyson for 1 million dollars? Yes No Would you fight prime Tyson for 1 million dollars? - Results (8 votes) Yes 37.5% (3 votes) 3 No 62.5% (5 votes) 5 The fight can only end via a KO Would you do it? --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:942609589] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote> Would you fight prime Tyson for 1 million dollars? Yes No Vote View Results Would you fight prime Tyson for 1 million dollars? - Results (8 votes) Yes 37.5% (3 votes) 3 No 62.5% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form The fight can only end via a KO Would you do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 07/26/20 1:57:02 PM #2:	"Would you let every cell in your body be mercilessly lysed for $1 million?" --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:942609622] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>"Would you let every cell in your body be mercilessly lysed for $1 million?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/26/20 1:58:01 PM #3:	Can I do a TOD of the money? --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:942609646] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Can I do a TOD of the money?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 07/26/20 1:58:06 PM #4:	I'm pretty sure a loaded, prime Tyson right hook would actually kill me. So no. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:942609649] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure a loaded, prime Tyson right hook would actually kill me. So no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 07/26/20 1:58:22 PM #5:	"Would you risk brain damage for a million dollars?" No. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:942609655] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>"Would you risk brain damage for a million dollars?" No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 07/26/20 1:58:45 PM #6:	Youre basically asking if Id take one punch for a million dollars? --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942609672] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Youre basically asking if Id take one punch for a million dollars? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 07/26/20 1:59:52 PM #7:	Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:942609707] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BeyondWalls 07/26/20 2:02:40 PM #9:	Youve got to factor in that youre probably going to be in the hospital, have your face wired shut, need reconstructive dental work, need physical therapy, probably end up with spinal damage. How much is all that going to cost? Youre really asking if Id fight Mike Tyson for $5.00. Cause that would be your net profit. --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942609798] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Youve got to factor in that youre probably going to be in the hospital, have your face wired shut, need reconstructive dental work, need physical therapy, probably end up with spinal damage. How much is all that going to cost? Youre really asking if Id fight Mike Tyson for $5.00. Cause that would be your net profit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 07/26/20 2:02:50 PM #10:	BeyondWalls posted... Youre basically asking if Id take one punch for a million dollars? Assuming that one punch doesn't eviscerate you lol --- If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? thinking emoji <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:942609804] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>BeyondWalls posted... </cite> <quote>Youre basically asking if Id take one punch for a million dollars?</quote> Assuming that one punch doesn't eviscerate you lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartinBrodeur 07/26/20 2:03:14 PM #11:	Yes, tell him during the fight that I'll win a million dollars just by "fighting" him. Just give me the softest punch possible and I'll go down and get ko'd and give him like 10k or something --- http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/686 http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/players/profile?playerId=108 <cite>MartinBrodeur posted [p:942609820] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Yes, tell him during the fight that I'll win a million dollars just by "fighting" him. Just give me the softest punch possible and I'll go down and get ko'd and give him like 10k or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 07/26/20 2:03:19 PM #12:	thats just asking for brain damage. im not trained to take a professional hit. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:942609822] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>thats just asking for brain damage. im not trained to take a professional hit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 07/26/20 2:04:37 PM #13:	MartinBrodeur posted... Yes, tell him during the fight that I'll win a million dollars just by "fighting" him. Just give me the softest punch possible and I'll go down and get ko'd and give him like 10k or something Fuckkkk that. Then Mike Tyson decides he needs to teach you a lesson about being honest. --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942609873] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>MartinBrodeur posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, tell him during the fight that I'll win a million dollars just by "fighting" him. Just give me the softest punch possible and I'll go down and get ko'd and give him like 10k or something</quote>Fuckkkk that. Then Mike Tyson decides he needs to teach you a lesson about being honest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 07/26/20 2:05:06 PM #14:	Sure, Ive pretended to be knocked out in more than one fight irl --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:942609896] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Sure, Ive pretended to be knocked out in more than one fight irl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 07/26/20 2:05:19 PM #15:	Nah, prime Tyson was destroying other trained boxers. I'd be lucky to survive a single punch. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:942609904] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Nah, prime Tyson was destroying other trained boxers. I'd be lucky to survive a single punch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 07/26/20 2:06:00 PM #16:	BeyondWalls posted... Youve got to factor in that youre probably going to be in the hospital, have your face wired shut, need reconstructive dental work, need physical therapy, probably end up with spinal damage. How much is all that going to cost? Youre really asking if Id fight Mike Tyson for $5.00. Cause that would be your net profit. Ok let's say the people sponsoring the boxing match will pay for any healthcare that you need after the fight. That doesn't mean if he gives you brain damage they will magically cure your brain damage. But if you end up being in the hospital for two days, it will cost you nothing. --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:942609926] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>BeyondWalls posted... </cite> <quote>Youve got to factor in that youre probably going to be in the hospital, have your face wired shut, need reconstructive dental work, need physical therapy, probably end up with spinal damage. How much is all that going to cost? Youre really asking if Id fight Mike Tyson for $5.00. Cause that would be your net profit.</quote> Ok let's say the people sponsoring the boxing match will pay for any healthcare that you need after the fight. That doesn't mean if he gives you brain damage they will magically cure your brain damage. But if you end up being in the hospital for two days, it will cost you nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
onedarksoul 07/26/20 2:07:36 PM #17:	I'm good. --- Finish a game? Add it to our list! Beat 1,000 games: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/213-nonstop-gaming-general/78785005 <cite>onedarksoul posted [p:942609988] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>I'm good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 07/26/20 2:09:10 PM #18:	I like chewing my food so no <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:942610031] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>I like chewing my food so no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 07/26/20 2:11:42 PM #19:	Would you die for $1 million? --- "WWE decisions make me root for AEW, AEW fans make me root for WWE." - EffectAndCause, 2019 https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:942610108] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Would you die for $1 million?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720 07/26/20 2:17:10 PM #20:	I'd rather keep my head attached to my neck, thank you. <cite>StickFigures720 posted [p:942610300] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather keep my head attached to my neck, thank you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nemu 07/26/20 2:19:14 PM #21:	There's very little chance of a single punch from a boxing glove causing any permanent damage, even if the punch is from a tank of a boxer, so sure. I think the main thing to worry about would be your nose being absolutely crushed. <cite>nemu posted [p:942610350] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>There's very little chance of a single punch from a boxing glove causing any permanent damage, even if the punch is from a tank of a boxer, so sure. I think the main thing to worry about would be your nose being absolutely crushed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 07/26/20 2:19:27 PM #22:	Not nearly enough money. I doubt he would kill me but the injuries.... I'd need much more --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:942610358] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Not nearly enough money. I doubt he would kill me but the injuries.... I'd need much more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 07/26/20 2:19:36 PM #23:	AlCalavicci posted... Ok let's say the people sponsoring the boxing match will pay for any healthcare that you need after the fight. That doesn't mean if he gives you brain damage they will magically cure your brain damage. But if you end up being in the hospital for two days, it will cost you nothing. Are they gonna change my feeding tube for me for the rest of my life after I get permanent brain damage and cant take care of myself? --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:942610364] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>Ok let's say the people sponsoring the boxing match will pay for any healthcare that you need after the fight. That doesn't mean if he gives you brain damage they will magically cure your brain damage. But if you end up being in the hospital for two days, it will cost you nothing.</quote>Are they gonna change my feeding tube for me for the rest of my life after I get permanent brain damage and cant take care of myself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lolife67 07/26/20 2:20:59 PM #24:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney. Worse case is you get a punctured lung, I'd think? <cite>lolife67 posted [p:942610402] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney.</quote>Worse case is you get a punctured lung, I'd think? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 07/26/20 2:23:52 PM #25:	MrToothHasYou posted... Are they gonna change my feeding tube for me for the rest of my life after I get permanent brain damage and cant take care of myself? no you have to do that --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:942610490] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Are they gonna change my feeding tube for me for the rest of my life after I get permanent brain damage and cant take care of myself?</quote> no you have to do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IllegalAlien 07/26/20 2:26:46 PM #26:	absolutely not did you see him bite off the monster Evander Holyfield's fucking ear --- "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." <cite>IllegalAlien posted [p:942610573] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>absolutely not did you see him bite off the monster Evander Holyfield's fucking ear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 07/26/20 2:29:19 PM #27:	AlCalavicci posted... no you have to do that Hmmm if Im gonna have to pay for my own long term care in a country that doesnt have universal healthcare, Ill probably have to pass. In-home nursing alone could cost $100,000 a year if I end up with any kind of permanent, debilitating injury. --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:942610646] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>AlCalavicci posted... </cite> <quote>no you have to do that</quote>Hmmm if Im gonna have to pay for my own long term care in a country that doesnt have universal healthcare, Ill probably have to pass. In-home nursing alone could cost $100,000 a year if I end up with any kind of permanent, debilitating injury. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/26/20 2:30:16 PM #28:	nope --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:942610680] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>nope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 07/26/20 2:47:38 PM #29:	lolife67 posted... Worse case is you get a punctured lung, I'd think? That would require force that isnt possible with boxing gloves. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:942611311] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>lolife67 posted... </cite> <quote>Worse case is you get a punctured lung, I'd think?</quote> That would require force that isnt possible with boxing gloves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 07/26/20 3:07:40 PM #30:	Tyson was an absolute monster in his prime. Hell no. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:942612008] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Tyson was an absolute monster in his prime. Hell no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 07/26/20 3:13:24 PM #31:	I would do it. I would be knocked out so fast I dont think I would have any lasting damage. <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:942612217] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>I would do it. I would be knocked out so fast I dont think I would have any lasting damage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Protopet 07/26/20 3:16:07 PM #32:	Only way I'd do this is if I could immediately fall on the ground before getting punched. Does that count as a KO? --- I should go. Formerly Thunder_Armor <cite>Protopet posted [p:942612333] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Only way I'd do this is if I could immediately fall on the ground before getting punched. Does that count as a KO? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 07/26/20 3:21:44 PM #33:	Protopet posted... Only way I'd do this is if I could immediately fall on the ground before getting punched. Does that count as a KO? Nope, thats a forfeit. I'd do it in a heartbeat. Imma get my ass kicked but itd be a cool story. Some of yall are greatly exaggerating the potential brain damage. --- Jive Turkey <cite>nativengine posted [p:942612545] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>Protopet posted... </cite> <quote>Only way I'd do this is if I could immediately fall on the ground before getting punched. Does that count as a KO?</quote>Nope, thats a forfeit. I'd do it in a heartbeat. Imma get my ass kicked but itd be a cool story. Some of yall are greatly exaggerating the potential brain damage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 07/26/20 3:24:03 PM #34:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney. Maybe a ruptured spleen or liver. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:942612631] in Would you ... [t:78872934]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, I basically wrap my arms around my head and leave my body so open he has to hit it, one shot and down I go. Worse case scenario I lose a kidney.</quote> Maybe a ruptured spleen or liver. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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