Current Events > Aliens from beyond the moon invade and give you the choice of slavery or death.

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Aliens from beyond the moon come to Earth in style with technology beyond our wildest imagination.

They say every human on Earth has one simple choice. Either die here and now or become their slave, to be taken to one of their planets or ships in order to provide physical labor for the empire.

To prove they are not bluffing they wipe out all life in China and blow up every missile silo/airbase on Planet Earth inside 8 minutes.

https://i.imgur.com/pB7YxeK.jpg

What do you do?
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Slavery, but work my way up and fight back

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Slavery, I want to go to space even if it's in shackles.

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inside 8 minutes

dey comin

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"technology beyond our wildest imagination"

*generic flying saucers*

Sictis posted...

"technology beyond our wildest imagination"

*generic flying saucers*

You remind me of playing a low intelligence character in Neverwinter Nights when they finally have made the near impossible to create cure for Wailing Death plague who asks

"Will it be shiny!?"

How it looks has no bearing on the limits of the technology
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Sictis posted...

"technology beyond our wildest imagination"

*generic flying saucers*

damn, TC got fuckin rekt

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Are they from Uranus?

if they're hot i wanna be their slave

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Could they cure anything? I'd join them

I would take off my disguise and phone home.

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Do I get a guaranteed mate?

coh posted...

Do I get a guaranteed mate?

No

You just get guaranteed work
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I choose violence.

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

I choose violence.

So death then
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I'd go with servitude. Seeing as there's no stipulation like mind control, not like I can't kill myself later if it's hell.

Death.

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Yea slavery is terrible no matter how you dress it up I'll take death

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And before I'd be a slave
I'd be buried in my grave

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slave life

when it gets too bad I can just opt to die anyways
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I chose death, many of them will die by own hands and by the time I destroy their last fleet they'll regret fucking with the human race
We will reverse engineer their technology, build a super fortress called Macross and under my leadership as the commander of the Macross, the aliens won't stand a chance

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If I'm a slave I can try to sweet talk my way into some sex craved alien noble poon

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I defeat them in combat. As I hold their leader by the gasping throat, he begs for mercy. His mouth hangs open, and all six of his eyes are wide with fear. He promises me a thousand worlds; a fair trade, perhaps, for the life of an ancient extraterrestrial king. A being who saw the creation of the Milky Way Galaxy.

Too bad he pissed me off. As I end his life, I lean in to whisper in his gill-shaped ear. "Heh........ nothing personnel.....kid..."

As he dies in my grip, he looks confused. Had God just whispered in his ear?

Yes. He had.

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Smackems posted...

If I'm a slave I can try to sweet talk my way into some sex craved alien noble poon

of all the beings in the universe what makes you think any would care about you
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Easily death

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