Current Events > Now people are saying the covid-19 test itself is a conspiracy lol

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BignutzisBack 07/18/20 4:54:07 PM #1:	--- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:942278120] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 07/18/20 4:56:35 PM #2:	If you actually believe shit like that, you legit need help --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:942278198] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>If you actually believe shit like that, you legit need help </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 07/18/20 4:59:05 PM #3:	Now? --- https://imgur.com/tvKkIcw https://imgur.com/Kywn3Qc https://imgur.com/Cybsdf1 http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:942278281] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 07/18/20 5:00:20 PM #4:	I mean there has to be a better way to test for the virus. like maybe i can spit into a cup? or maybe pee in one. ill give them my blood why do they have to stick something all the way in there? --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:942278323] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>I mean there has to be a better way to test for the virus. like maybe i can spit into a cup? or maybe pee in one. ill give them my blood why do they have to stick something all the way in there? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/18/20 5:00:44 PM #5:	The medical community uses big impressive words, like asymptomatic and swab. But this article has a fucking badass skull in it. Both make compelling cases. Hard to choose a side, really. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:942278342] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>The medical community uses big impressive words, like asymptomatic and swab. But this article has a fucking badass skull in it. Both make compelling cases. Hard to choose a side, really. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlemayor333 07/18/20 5:01:56 PM #6:	"They want to brainwash us with microchips" says man who has clearly been brainwashed already --- https://imgur.com/WWk7D https://imgur.com/hE7v5GL https://imgur.com/sY9YLKe https://imgur.com/9e67vqt <cite>Turtlemayor333 posted [p:942278384] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>"They want to brainwash us with microchips" says man who has clearly been brainwashed already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 07/18/20 5:02:32 PM #7:	DarkRoast posted... If you actually believe shit like that, you legit need help I've heard the reason many people believe crazy things like this often has less to do with intelligence, and much more to do with comradery among outcasts. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:942278402] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite> <quote>If you actually believe shit like that, you legit need help</quote>I've heard the reason many people believe crazy things like this often has less to do with intelligence, and much more to do with comradery among outcasts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/18/20 5:03:42 PM #8:	I'm not sure the government wants to probe a brain that believes this to begin with. --- Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:942278447] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure the government wants to probe a brain that believes this to begin with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/18/20 5:04:07 PM #9:	wow they must be going pretty deep for a nasal swab to cause brain damage --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:942278460] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>wow they must be going pretty deep for a nasal swab to cause brain damage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/18/20 5:04:20 PM #10:	they use bold text. seems legit --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:942278471] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>they use bold text. seems legit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/18/20 5:07:11 PM #11:	Wait... Actually why DO they need my brain for this test? Hold on someone's knocking on my do --- Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:942278565] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Wait... Actually why DO they need my brain for this test? Hold on someone's knocking on my do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 07/18/20 5:07:44 PM #12:	The thing I don't get about conspiracies: If it were true, wouldn't posting something such as that put a big target on your back? This guy knows the truth so he must be eliminated. Seems like a hell of a risk to take to tell people the truth. <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:942278589] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>The thing I don't get about conspiracies: If it were true, wouldn't posting something such as that put a big target on your back? This guy knows the truth so he must be eliminated. Seems like a hell of a risk to take to tell people the truth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/18/20 5:09:44 PM #13:	Complete_Idi0t posted... The thing I don't get about conspiracies: If it were true, wouldn't posting something such as that put a big target on your back? This guy knows the truth so he must be eliminated. Seems like a hell of a risk to take to tell people the truth. the propogaters often don't believe what they're saying, or hide behind "reporting" or "asking questions." --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:942278658] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Complete_Idi0t posted... </cite> <quote>The thing I don't get about conspiracies: If it were true, wouldn't posting something such as that put a big target on your back? This guy knows the truth so he must be eliminated. Seems like a hell of a risk to take to tell people the truth.</quote> the propogaters often don't believe what they're saying, or hide behind "reporting" or "asking questions." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 07/18/20 5:14:03 PM #14:	A lady tried to explain what the test really was but got shut down by the poster lol --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:942278808] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>A lady tried to explain what the test really was but got shut down by the poster lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 07/18/20 5:15:29 PM #15:	Painless? --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:942278858] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Painless? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiamondDogs 07/18/20 5:15:56 PM #16:	--- You'd do it for Randolph Scott. <cite>DiamondDogs posted [p:942278878] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 07/18/20 5:18:14 PM #17:	I love pics Floating around on Facebook with no source or link just a picture a boomer took of another boomers phone because the have no idea how to screen grab or share a link. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:942278949] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>I love pics Floating around on Facebook with no source or link just a picture a boomer took of another boomers phone because the have no idea how to screen grab or share a link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 07/18/20 5:18:57 PM #18:	armandro posted... ill give them my blood They have blood tests. There's a new one that only takes a few minutes for results too. Don't think it's too widespread yet, though. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:942278966] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>armandro posted... </cite> <quote>ill give them my blood</quote>They have blood tests. There's a new one that only takes a few minutes for results too. Don't think it's too widespread yet, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 07/18/20 5:20:46 PM #19:	Seems like in the past 10 years someone realized that Boomers not knowing how to Google something could be weaponized. --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:942279022] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Seems like in the past 10 years someone realized that Boomers not knowing how to Google something could be weaponized. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/18/20 5:21:45 PM #20:	BignutzisBack posted... A lady tried to explain what the test really was but got shut down by the poster lol Lol, that dumb bitch tried to use science. What is this 2019? Foh --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:942279046] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite> <quote>A lady tried to explain what the test really was but got shut down by the poster lol </quote> Lol, that dumb bitch tried to use science. What is this 2019? Foh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
luigi13579 07/18/20 5:22:51 PM #21:	DarkRoast posted... Seems like in the past 10 years someone realized that Boomers not knowing how to Google something could be weaponized. Not that they'd believe "those got damn communists" at Google anyway. <cite>luigi13579 posted [p:942279093] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite> <quote>Seems like in the past 10 years someone realized that Boomers not knowing how to Google something could be weaponized.</quote>Not that they'd believe "those got damn communists" at Google anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 07/18/20 5:23:07 PM #22:	Honestly, social media is the worst invention in history. These crazy fuckers would still exist but recruiting more people to their cause would be a lot harder --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:942279099] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>Honestly, social media is the worst invention in history. These crazy fuckers would still exist but recruiting more people to their cause would be a lot harder </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 07/18/20 5:38:19 PM #23:	You'd think these people never had a flu swab in their lifetimes. Jesus, people can be so gullible. --- take me somewhere nice "Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:942279569] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>You'd think these people never had a flu swab in their lifetimes. Jesus, people can be so gullible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/18/20 5:44:08 PM #24:	hilariously, the opening statement is actually true... a very large portion of antibody tests are crap. this is the case because trump, in his biggly wisdom, forced the CDC and FDA to allow all tests onto the market with no federal testing or oversight. and the vast majority of them were absolute crap. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:942279789] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>hilariously, the opening statement is actually true... a very large portion of antibody tests are crap. this is the case because trump, in his biggly wisdom, forced the CDC and FDA to allow all tests onto the market with no federal testing or oversight. and the vast majority of them were absolute crap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenRoar 07/18/20 7:46:02 PM #25:	EverDownward posted... You'd think these people never had a flu swab in their lifetimes. Jesus, people can be so gullible. I'm sorry, but is getting a swab, stuck halfway through your skull, a procedure that people normally get? <cite>HiddenRoar posted [p:942284097] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>EverDownward posted... </cite> <quote>You'd think these people never had a flu swab in their lifetimes. Jesus, people can be so gullible.</quote> I'm sorry, but is getting a swab, stuck halfway through your skull, a procedure that people normally get? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 07/18/20 8:53:38 PM #26:	HiddenRoar posted... I'm sorry, but is getting a swab, stuck halfway through your skull, a procedure that people normally get? You swab for flu exactly the same way --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:942286194] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>HiddenRoar posted... </cite> <quote>I'm sorry, but is getting a swab, stuck halfway through your skull, a procedure that people normally get?</quote> You swab for flu exactly the same way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/18/20 8:57:38 PM #27:	LordRazziel posted... I've heard the reason many people believe crazy things like this often has less to do with intelligence, and much more to do with comradery among outcasts. Don't forget that they also would sooner accept some ridiculous and grand conspiracy by the powers that are beyond them, than to admit that humans as a species are not as strong as we think and that our society and especially our leaders are selfish and that change as an individual is basically out of our hands. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:942286321] in Now people... [t:78855540]...</cite> <quote>LordRazziel posted... </cite> <quote>I've heard the reason many people believe crazy things like this often has less to do with intelligence, and much more to do with comradery among outcasts.</quote>Don't forget that they also would sooner accept some ridiculous and grand conspiracy by the powers that are beyond them, than to admit that humans as a species are not as strong as we think and that our society and especially our leaders are selfish and that change as an individual is basically out of our hands. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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