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Mibahlzitch
07/13/20 6:34:04 PM
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Now I realize its just a steadily increasing percentage that even in my worst predictions I dont see approaching 100% or even 50%, but at this point you cant say its for lack of trying. The USA as a whole deserves Some kind of honorable mention this year at least.
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Irony
07/13/20 6:34:21 PM
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I wear a mask so no

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Blue_Dream87
07/13/20 6:34:35 PM
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Irony posted...
I wear a mask so no


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MaxEffingBemis
07/13/20 6:35:32 PM
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Irony posted...
I wear a mask so no


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CADE FOSTER
07/13/20 6:35:35 PM
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led by a moron with lemmings puppeting his insanity yeah
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Mibahlzitch
07/13/20 6:39:04 PM
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Irony posted...
I wear a mask so no

We are a distinct minority. Its the lauded American spirit of individuality and sheer cussedness that has in part led to this.

I reject your reality and substitute my own has been the mantra of the American psyche ever since our ancestors got onto floating death traps, sailed around in circles, hit occupied territory and claimed to have found it.
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Mibahlzitch
07/13/20 6:46:36 PM
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Ill take that as a yes.
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R1masher
07/13/20 6:49:18 PM
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Who gives them out?

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/13/20 6:50:58 PM
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You gotta pretty much face certain death to get one though

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 6:52:40 PM
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my balls itch
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Mibahlzitch
07/13/20 6:52:46 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
You gotta pretty much face certain death to get one though

The current covid 19 response is so bad a lot of Americans are facing certain death. Maybe not you, maybe not your parents or your best friend, but a statistically significant amount of people are simply going to die if this ignoring it trend continues.

At the moment we are number 9 in deaths per million citizens, and its going to only increase.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 6:54:26 PM
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I just sniffed my finger after aggressively scratching my balls.

smells good man
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 6:55:25 PM
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whats this yellow stuff on my finger??
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Zack_Attackv1
07/13/20 6:56:25 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 6:57:00 PM
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it doesn't taste like mustard
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 6:58:38 PM
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kinda tastes like hepatitis
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PokeCris
07/13/20 6:58:45 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
it doesn't taste like mustard
You have the worst gimmick on this website.

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Smackems
07/13/20 6:59:07 PM
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Irony posted...
I wear a mask so no


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Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 7:00:24 PM
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brb i got a loaf
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/13/20 7:01:08 PM
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Mibahlzitch posted...
The current covid 19 response is so bad a lot of Americans are facing certain death. Maybe not you, maybe not your parents or your best friend, but a statistically significant amount of people are simply going to die if this ignoring it trend continues.

At the moment we are number 9 in deaths per million citizens, and its going to only increase.

That sounds like the definition of uncertain

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 7:02:48 PM
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PokeCris posted...
will you make out with me??

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!

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mach25687
07/13/20 7:04:12 PM
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Irony posted...
I wear a mask so no


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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
07/13/20 7:08:32 PM
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OMG PokeCris please stop pm'ing me. I will NOT turn my webcam on while I'm on the toilet. NO MEANS NO!!
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