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Verdekal
07/13/20 1:48:09 AM
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But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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Wii_Shaker
07/13/20 1:49:35 AM
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He can see through why they love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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bobaban
07/13/20 1:57:33 AM
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Sugar
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berlyman101
07/13/20 1:58:23 AM
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Timohtep
07/13/20 2:01:39 AM
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I... Think this may have been a sketch on that Cartoon Network MAD reboot a few years back.

Could be wrong tho
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Verdekal
07/13/20 2:10:04 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
never quite "got" sauron tbh
He was created by Eru, or God, in the Tolkien universe as a second generation, helper angel to the more powerful first generation ones. Melkor was the most powerful of the greater angel species but decided to be evil and corrupt the world with Sauron as his lieutenant. Melkor, or Morgoth as he later called himself, was eventually defeated but Sauron continued to connive for many more years. He persuaded an Elf to create the rings of power, some for the Elves, Men and Dwarves, so when Sauron would wear the One Ring, he would control them all. The Elves sensed his plan so they took the rings off, or they didn't corrupt them, the Dwarves just got greedy and only the Men who wore their rings fell into Sauron's servitude, the Nazgul.

Eventually, Sauron was defeated and his body was destroyed but since his species is immortal and his One Ring survived, and since it corrupted Isildur, his consiousness remained as he searched for the One Ring until he sensed it at the beginning of the trilogy, the Lord of the Rings, which is Sauron.

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Shotgunnova
07/13/20 4:18:09 AM
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toudai moto kurashi

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scar the 1
07/13/20 4:41:56 AM
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Sauron very likely had a body at the time of LotR, or he wouldn't be so keen to get the Ring back.

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Waddlez
07/13/20 5:58:42 AM
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Southernfatman
07/13/20 6:11:48 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
Sauron very likely had a body at the time of LotR, or he wouldn't be so keen to get the Ring back.

He did. In the book Gollum says he saw it and Sauron's hand with a missing finger. Always thought him being a giant eye was dumb like Jackson didn't get the whole all seeing eye thing in the book or something.

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Verdekal
07/13/20 6:14:45 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
He did. In the book Gollum says he saw it and Sauron's hand with a missing finger. Always thought him being a giant eye was dumb like Jackson didn't get the whole all seeing eye thing in the book or something.
He might've but decided to make him an evil eye for cinematic effect. Now imagine if he could shoot big energy beams.

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Total_Lost2
07/13/20 6:19:03 AM
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<_< Now you're just getting back in the territory of Morgoth with grond

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Verdekal
07/13/20 6:26:29 AM
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Total_Lost2 posted...
<_< Now you're just getting back in the territory of Morgoth with grond
Go Fingolfin!

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Southernfatman
07/13/20 6:27:45 AM
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Fingolfin was the baddest ass in all Middle Earth.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yz4_1mZarA

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BurmesePenguin
07/13/20 6:50:01 AM
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The eye thing is Jackson thinking hos audience is stupid, honestly.
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ExtremeLuchador
07/13/20 7:03:49 AM
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It would've made more sense for Sauron to look like Cesare Borgia.

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Total_Lost2
07/13/20 7:16:14 AM
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Outside of the whole Nmenor thing...

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