Current Events > Can a Random Civilian win a fight versus a UFC, BOXER, Olympian?

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Joeydollaz
07/10/20 5:28:26 PM
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Or are those guys super humans compared to regular carl at walmart?

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/10/20 5:31:11 PM
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I can if I waffle em over the head with a cinder block while they're not looking.

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/20 5:34:00 PM
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99% of the time, no. Someone who works out and get that right punch in can KO anyone if you land it right. You see that sometimes in those bully high school videos and the scrawny, skinny kid closes his eyes, swings one big punch for his life and just connects right and knocks the big bully the fuck out.

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bigtiggie23
07/10/20 5:38:19 PM
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Possibly. If it's a street fight, anything goes, and you can catch them with a good shot to the eyes, throat, or balls, then you could turn the tide in your favor. But if they maintain total control, forget it.
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nemu
07/10/20 5:38:42 PM
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Probably a 1/1000 fluke if the professional acts like it's a joke and the normal person lands a lucky hit.
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PMarth2002
07/10/20 5:39:33 PM
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Sure, if they bring a weapon to the fight and the professional fighter doesn't have one.

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archedsoul
07/10/20 5:39:58 PM
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https://imgur.com/fwLakVU

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SevenTenths
07/10/20 5:43:49 PM
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what if the random Civilian is a UFC, BOXER, Olympian?

you want average, not random. Given enough random the answer will eventually be yes

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andri_g
07/10/20 7:28:06 PM
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With luck, anything is possible. Statistically speaking, it is unlikely... unless you are running the study in Dagestan. :|

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obsolete
07/10/20 7:30:26 PM
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No.
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furb
07/10/20 7:31:58 PM
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Reminds me of pros vs joes.

Of course a joe CAN win, but the odds are slim. The difference even between the worst pro at just about anything is miles beyond a random beer league brad, let alone random joe.

I like to put pros v joe arguements in these terms. Can random joe out brain surgery neuro surgeon in a brain surgery competition?

Guess we should be clear on terms.

Random Joe
Average Joe

Random joe has a better chance since a random joe could be a pro fighter too

Average Joe is just basic bro, had next to no chance to out do a pro

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