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CruelBuffalo
07/09/20 7:46:39 PM
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He does not know how to swim and goes on ski boats in the bay (in the Bay Area of California) and doesnt wear a life vest while the boat is in motion. I think its pretty stupid and dumb if you cannot swim to choose not to wear a life vest. He thinks Im over reacting
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/09/20 7:47:20 PM
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His head is so empty that he floats

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Guide
07/09/20 7:47:54 PM
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Tell your boyfriend that the Darwin Award for this category is already taken, and he should find a more original way of being mortally stupid.

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Blue_Inigo
07/09/20 7:48:27 PM
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Pay for some swimming lessons for him

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R1masher
07/09/20 7:48:52 PM
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Im with him on this, what the ducks wrong with you giving him shit about this... seriously ffs

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LordMarshal
07/09/20 7:49:17 PM
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If hes dating you....

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OffTempo
07/09/20 7:50:28 PM
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You guys are Bay Area as well? Assumed since a lot of CE doesnt like Cali (or New York) that no one else was from here.

Also yeah your boyfriend is an idiot. Even if there are others there that can rescue him he shouldnt be doing watersports without a life jacket if he doesnt know how to swim.

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CruelBuffalo
07/09/20 7:50:35 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
If hes dating you....

hue hue hue out with you
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Webbernet
07/09/20 7:50:52 PM
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Maybe you could convince him to take a boat ride with R1 and Lord Marshal.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 7:53:20 PM
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I have no faith in my swimming skills and I was incredibly high last week when I paddled out to the middle of a lake at 11pm where my fam was. Not only that, but all they left me was a kids kayak and it was halfway submerged under water the whole time lol. I sat on it cross legged and used my hands to paddle. It was terrifying to me but oddly satisfying. Made me feel alive. I did how ever immediately retreat once I got out there and they all had a good laugh. I just wanted to be able to know I did it. In the beginning I tried like 2 other positions and pussied out before I got too deep. I really was scared >_>.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 7:53:26 PM
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Man Drowns in California Bay After Not Wearing Life Jacket

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CruelBuffalo
07/09/20 7:55:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I have no faith in my swimming skills and I was incredibly high last week when I paddled out to the middle of a lake at 11pm where my fam was. Not only that, but all they left me was a kids kayak and it was halfway submerged under water the whole time lol. I sat on it cross legged and used my hands to paddle. It was terrifying to me but oddly satisfying. Made me feel alive. I did how ever immediately retreat once I got out there and they all had a good laugh. I just wanted to be able to know I did it. In the beginning I tried like 2 other positions and pussied out before I got too deep. I really was scared >_>.

That sounds no bueno lol
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LordMarshal
07/09/20 8:01:10 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Man Drowns in California Bay After Not Wearing Life Jacket

His ex-girlfriend, that didnt make him wear said jacket, just says hes a moron.

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Parappa09
07/10/20 4:04:00 AM
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