Current Events > If a Karen coughs in your face, what can you legally do?

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Pepys Monster
07/09/20 5:01:29 PM
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Anything?

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Mezcla
07/09/20 5:01:59 PM
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call the police. these are being treated as battery, i believe.

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RTruthLILJimmy
07/09/20 5:02:08 PM
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Slap the shit out of her. No judge would convict you right now.
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Ving_Rhames
07/09/20 5:03:24 PM
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Unhinge her jaw.

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TreyFlowers
07/09/20 5:04:07 PM
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Ah yes, here come the CEmen who dream about this happening so they can beat up a woman and feel justified in doing so. Freaks.

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archedsoul
07/09/20 5:05:49 PM
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https://imgur.com/If7TCCN

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SolidShadow3
07/09/20 5:07:32 PM
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Keep small bags of Urine on you at all times, and throw them at her.

Preferably Coyote Urine, so it's not sexual assault and may attract them to her.

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Jagr_68
07/09/20 5:08:44 PM
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RTruthLILJimmy
07/09/20 5:09:55 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Ah yes, here come the CEmen who dream about this happening so they can beat up a woman and feel justified in doing so. Freaks.


You took this to a weird place.
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StarReaper13
07/09/20 5:12:27 PM
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Purposefully? I don't care who or what they are, if someone who isn't a child coughs in my face on purpose I'll punch them in their face. Even if they have nothing, trying to fuck with someone during a high stress time where there's a virus literally killing people every day that is spread through things like coughing isn't a joke.

Accidentally? I'll just head to the nearest bathroom and clean my face off, no need to lose my shit over something that wasn't intentionally harmful.

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Stallion_Prime
07/09/20 5:14:27 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Ah yes, here come the CEmen who dream about this happening so they can beat up a woman and feel justified in doing so. Freaks.

Calm down. Theyre not gonna fuck you for defending em

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Squall28
07/09/20 5:15:15 PM
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Shrug it off and go about your day

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OwlRammer
07/09/20 5:58:45 PM
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Ser_Jaker
07/09/20 6:01:23 PM
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Here in fucken 'Straya she'd get fined for breaching social distancing rules. You have to remain 1.5 meters apart here.

She'd get slapped with a $1600 fine.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 6:02:38 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
Calm down. Theyre not gonna fuck you for defending em

...so punch them?

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rodu_jr
07/09/20 6:03:46 PM
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if she's close enough to cough in my face, she's close enough to get a headbutt to the face
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