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LordMarshal
07/09/20 5:49:38 PM
#51:


The worst part of all is me being so sexy puts a major strain on my marriage. How can my wife feel secure with someone this sexy!? Girls cant stop staring at me! I dont mean to be this sexy but its just how i was born: very sexy.

Help, video game sites social board!

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Dreamscissors
07/09/20 5:52:21 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
is this the jelquing dude? spacialentropy or something
I knew it was that guy, he's also a very good writer if you take his word for it. Seems to be very self obsessed

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RunAwayRabbit
07/09/20 5:52:52 PM
#53:


LordMarshal posted...
The worst part of all is me being so sexy puts a major strain on my marriage. How can my wife feel secure with someone this sexy!? Girls cant stop staring at me! I dont mean to be this sexy but its just how i was born: very sexy.

Help, video game sites social board!

A lot of odd extrapolating in your response tbh. If I thought I was some hung beast who could rock every girl's world, why would I ever be insecure?

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lordofmud
07/09/20 5:53:18 PM
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Just punch fuck her with Crisco on your hand.

You have to train these girls.

But seriously, find a girl with a bigger box.

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RunAwayRabbit
07/09/20 5:53:52 PM
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Dreamscissors posted...
I knew it was that guy, he's also a very good writer if you take his word for it. Seems to be very self obsessed

I don't think that. I mean, my college teachers thought that, as well as several publishers, but self opinion is much different.

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LordMarshal
07/09/20 5:54:47 PM
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RunAwayRabbit posted...
A lot of odd extrapolating in your response tbh. If I thought I was some hung beast who could rock every girl's world, why would I ever be insecure?

I just want my wife to be happy. I didnt know my manly sexiness and sexual prowess would hurt it in any way but here we are, video game sites social board.

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RunAwayRabbit
07/09/20 5:57:51 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
I just want my wife to be happy. I didnt know my manly sexiness and sexual prowess would hurt it in any way but here we are, video game sites social board.

.... okay, if that's what you took from the topic

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brokenfingers
07/09/20 5:59:15 PM
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I made mine cry last night, too. I was all "I thought you said you could play Mario Kart, loser. You're not a girl gamer. You ain't shit."

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