Current Events > Jesus Christ returns and bashes Donal Trump...what do trump supporters do?

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ssj3vegeta2
07/08/20 10:49:46 PM
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Which side will trump supporters be with?


He returns, proves he's jesus christ by doing legit miracles as proof, and den bashes and shames and denounce trump

What do trumps supporters do iyo?

I honestly think trumps people will start hating jesus Christ if dat happened lol
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Chugguhchugguh
07/08/20 10:52:50 PM
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Fake Jews

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CADE FOSTER
07/08/20 10:53:39 PM
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they get smited because they believe trump is jesus
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hmnut7
07/08/20 10:55:38 PM
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A Black Middle Eastern Jew, who hates bankers, is friends with prostitutes, gives away universal healthcare to the poor, born out of wedlock, speaks out against Trump.

Trump supporters would unironically crucify him.

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Big_Nabendu
07/08/20 10:55:53 PM
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Romans 13
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13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth

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nfearurspecimn
07/08/20 10:56:28 PM
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One could call into question if they even follow Christ at all to begin with.
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hmnut7
07/08/20 10:57:16 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth
So Trump supporters loved Obama? And if Biden wins in 2024 they won't complain... right?

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Nunyobidness
07/08/20 11:14:33 PM
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They'd refuse to believe it and try to send him to Gitmo as a Muslim terrorist when they see he's not a white European man.
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TreyFlowers
07/08/20 11:16:01 PM
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hmnut7 posted...
A Black Middle Eastern Jew, who hates bankers, is friends with prostitutes, gives away universal healthcare to the poor, born out of wedlock, speaks out against Trump.

Trump supporters would unironically crucify him.


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Poop2
07/08/20 11:17:01 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth

In the case of the United States that supports the British monarchy, genius
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Guide
07/08/20 11:18:11 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth

Respecting the law does not supersede respecting God's own commands.

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Prestoff
07/08/20 11:20:38 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth

There's nothing in there saying that you can't voice your disagreement with said leader of the land though.

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GentlemanGamer
07/08/20 11:24:52 PM
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Call him a deep state plant and fake news, unironically call him part of the satanist pedophile cabal, and then some grifter will pretend to be the real Jesus and wear a maga hat.
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008Zulu
07/08/20 11:26:25 PM
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They throw his commie socialist jihadist ass back up on the cross.

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Zikten
07/08/20 11:28:43 PM
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they would side with Trump. they probably would not believe he was really Jesus. Trump would call him a fake and his followers would believe it.
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ssj3vegeta2
07/09/20 6:55:11 AM
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ReturnOfThaJedi
07/09/20 6:57:43 AM
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hmnut7 posted...
So Trump supporters loved Obama? And if Biden wins in 2024 they won't complain... right?


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The Wheelman1
07/09/20 7:21:38 AM
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If I side with Jesus, he'll has to prove that he really is the real Jesus Christ and not some mental nutjob mocking him. Otherwise, I'm with Trump.

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RenescoStCewl
07/09/20 7:30:04 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth
So the germans were right to follow Hitler because God put him in charge? That also implies people don't have free will to vote for who they want.

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ssj3vegeta2
07/09/20 7:30:07 AM
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UnfairRepresent
07/09/20 7:34:23 AM
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They call it fake news

Especially considering he would be a tiny, hairy Arab man who can't speak English
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VTBM
07/09/20 7:58:28 AM
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Jesus can be wrong.

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brokenfingers
07/09/20 9:06:28 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth
I feel like Paul might have had a tendency to go off-script. This could be used to justify any inaction -- well, I'm broke and my family's starving. If God wanted me to eat, He'd give me food or money. Getting a job is just spitting right in His face.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/09/20 9:10:40 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
What do trumps supporters do iyo?

This:
The Wheelman1 posted...
If I side with Jesus, he'll has to prove that he really is the real Jesus Christ and not some mental nutjob mocking him. Otherwise, I'm with Trump.

Then this:
VTBM posted...
Jesus can be wrong.

And possibly:
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DevsBro
07/09/20 9:12:41 AM
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Probably think he was some rando who claimed to be Jesus.

And really, everyone else probably would too.

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ZeroX91
07/09/20 9:24:23 AM
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https://youtu.be/wHcfxYCRhqo

Plays was they walk out for smackdown, the cage match decides who becomes the god emperor

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ZeroX91
07/09/20 9:27:25 AM
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brokenfingers posted...
I feel like Paul might have had a tendency to go off-script. This could be used to justify any inaction -- well, I'm broke and my family's starving. If God wanted me to eat, He'd give me food or money. Getting a job is just spitting right in His face.
Nevermind he was 100% just trying to get the Romans to calm down.

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DevsBro
07/09/20 9:41:32 AM
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brokenfingers posted...
I feel like Paul might have had a tendency to go off-script. This could be used to justify any inaction -- well, I'm broke and my family's starving. If God wanted me to eat, He'd give me food or money. Getting a job is just spitting right in His face.
Well you're looking at that word "power" in a different way than it was intended.

Lots of other translations say "authority."

https://biblehub.com/romans/13-1.htm

Though for the record, Paul's writings are more advanced material and as such he does tend to bring up ideas that are a matter of perspective or context, and talk about ethics and such in a more complex way that's easy to get confused about.

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LastTomorrow
07/09/20 9:56:12 AM
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Basically no matter who is charge we have to obey. Bush, Clinton, Trump, Obama. God allowed them.

When Obama was in office people acted like God was blindsided. God allowed Obama to lead just like Trumpl

Also, America isn't the center of the world.

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Returning_CEmen
07/09/20 10:52:45 AM
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Paul was writing to the Romans to appeal to them. Its no surprise that he would say to obey the leaders. He didnt want to cause an uprising and then have Roman authorities crush the growing Way movement. Jesus and his apostles were very much critics of the establishment.
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LostForest
07/09/20 10:55:52 AM
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Catholics and Baptists would go full-on doublin' down for Trump.

Most Protestants, Methodists, Lutherans, and more progressive sects would take J.C.'s word.

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DevsBro
07/09/20 11:22:15 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Paul was writing to the Romans to appeal to them. Its no surprise that he would say to obey the leaders. He didnt want to cause an uprising and then have Roman authorities crush the growing Way movement. Jesus and his apostles were very much critics of the establishment.
I don't remember him ever criticizing the government. He was mostly mad about the religious leaders of the time being corrupt and teaching wrong stuff. When he was actually brought before the government, he didn't actually have much to say.

Meanwhile, there was also this:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A13-17&version=NIV

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Jabodie
07/09/20 11:23:38 AM
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Trump's side since they'll probably think he's the anti Christ.

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VipaGTS
07/09/20 11:28:02 AM
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They call Jesus a hippy liberal because by their own definition he literally was one.

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lolife67
07/09/20 11:30:24 AM
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If Jesus returned then "history" would repeat itself.
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MegaCamerupt
07/09/20 11:39:46 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Romans 13
New Life Version
13 Every person must obey the leaders of the land. There is no power given but from God, and all leaders are allowed by God. 2 The person who does not obey the leaders of the land is working against what God has done. Anyone who does that will be punished.

Hush ur mouth
The fact that this is being used to justify Trump's actions when in context Paul was referring to one of the most oppressive empires in history says a lot about the United States
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