Current Events > $780,000 but you have to have sex with J. K. Rowling in front of a crowd.

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UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 12:48:19 PM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (25 votes) Yes 92% (23 votes) 23 No 8% (2 votes) 2 Money is after tax. J.K will be doing a speech for womens rights and against trans-rights in front of thousands. It is being live-streamed to millions watching at home around the world. You have to have sex with her throughout the entire duration of the speech on stage. You'll both be standing. There is a see-through podium if you or her need to lean on it for balance. You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons. Condoms are optional and up to you. You can wear a mask and collar if you want to hide your identity but you have to be naked from the neck down. (Other than condoms I guess) https://i.imgur.com/cfWLC1x.jpg Would you do it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941840906] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (25 votes) Yes 92% (23 votes) 23 No 8% (2 votes) 2 Show Voting Form Money is after tax. J.K will be doing a speech for womens rights and against trans-rights in front of thousands. It is being live-streamed to millions watching at home around the world. You have to have sex with her throughout the entire duration of the speech on stage. You'll both be standing. There is a see-through podium if you or her need to lean on it for balance. You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons. Condoms are optional and up to you. You can wear a mask and collar if you want to hide your identity but you have to be naked from the neck down. (Other than condoms I guess) https://i.imgur.com/cfWLC1x.jpg Would you do it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/08/20 12:49:57 PM #2:	I'd do it for free --- Oda break tracker 2020- 5 (5) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 7-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:941840968] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>I'd do it for free</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BanHammer 07/08/20 12:50:02 PM #3:	What's the downside if I can wear a mask? <cite>BanHammer posted [p:941840971] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside if I can wear a mask? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotgunSilencer 07/08/20 12:50:17 PM #4:	Pretty much nailed my fetish --- https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/shotgunsilencer/#sort=order <cite>ShotgunSilencer posted [p:941840982] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Pretty much nailed my fetish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 07/08/20 12:50:24 PM #5:	Of course <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:941840984] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Of course </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
onedarksoul 07/08/20 12:51:09 PM #6:	As long as I wear my corona condom. --- Finish a game? Add it to our list! Beat 1,000 games: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/213-nonstop-gaming-general/78785005 <cite>onedarksoul posted [p:941841011] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>As long as I wear my corona condom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drug_Smoker 07/08/20 12:51:42 PM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... You have to have sex with her throughout the entire duration of the speech on stage. I hope her speech is only 20 seconds. --- I smoke the drugs GT: xXvagina420Xx <cite>Drug_Smoker posted [p:941841033] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You have to have sex with her throughout the entire duration of the speech on stage.</quote> I hope her speech is only 20 seconds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 07/08/20 12:51:44 PM #8:	Just close your eyes and think of England. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:941841034] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Just close your eyes and think of England. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/08/20 12:53:07 PM #9:	I'd raw dog that freak --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:941841089] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>I'd raw dog that freak </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/08/20 12:55:08 PM #10:	Okay, but I better be paid in USD and not GBP. ...no golden Galleons, either. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:941841173] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Okay, but I better be paid in USD and not GBP. ...no golden Galleons, either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CellBlock7 07/08/20 12:56:14 PM #11:	You hit my exact price for this specific act on the head so yes. --- A Medicore Time with Tom & Dan BDM 4 Life <cite>CellBlock7 posted [p:941841232] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>You hit my exact price for this specific act on the head so yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/08/20 12:56:55 PM #12:	You know. I don't think I would be able to fuck her. She's a pig. I've found her attractive in the past but her personality just ruins it for me. Even if her snatch smelled like butter-beer, still a hard pass. I don't reward bigots with this whopping D. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941841260] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>You know. I don't think I would be able to fuck her. She's a pig. I've found her attractive in the past but her personality just ruins it for me. Even if her snatch smelled like butter-beer, still a hard pass. I don't reward bigots with this whopping D. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/08/20 12:57:24 PM #13:	voldothegr8 posted... I'd do it for free --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:941841280] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd do it for free</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 1:03:25 PM #14:	Wii_Shaker posted... You know. I don't think I would be able to fuck her. She's a pig. I've found her attractive in the past but her personality just ruins it for me. Can't you just wear earplugs, a blindfold and pretend she's someone else --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941841516] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>You know. I don't think I would be able to fuck her. She's a pig. I've found her attractive in the past but her personality just ruins it for me. </quote> Can't you just wear earplugs, a blindfold and pretend she's someone else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 07/08/20 1:04:19 PM #15:	Alteres posted... Just close your eyes and think of England. --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:941841554] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Just close your eyes and think of England.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 07/08/20 1:04:42 PM #16:	will she mock my tiny penis --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:941841567] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>will she mock my tiny penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Extreme_light 07/08/20 1:04:52 PM #17:	Can I duct tape her mouth while doing it? Do I get to bring trans folk to watch too? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7BAt96Xn0 <cite>Extreme_light posted [p:941841576] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Can I duct tape her mouth while doing it? Do I get to bring trans folk to watch too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 1:05:27 PM #18:	Extreme_light posted... Can I duct tape her mouth while doing it? No. She's doing a speech Do I get to bring trans folk to watch too? If you like? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941841602] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Extreme_light posted...</cite> <quote>Can I duct tape her mouth while doing it?</quote> No. She's doing a speech <quote> Do I get to bring trans folk to watch too? </quote> If you like?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 07/08/20 1:10:13 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons. What are the obvious reasons? Japanese porn has newscasters doing the news while getting penises shoved in their mouths along with showers --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:941841786] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote> You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons.</quote> What are the obvious reasons? Japanese porn has newscasters doing the news while getting penises shoved in their mouths along with showers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Extreme_light 07/08/20 1:11:02 PM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... No. She's doing a speech If you like? Hmm... Deal. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7BAt96Xn0 <cite>Extreme_light posted [p:941841811] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>No. She's doing a speech If you like?</quote> Hmm... Deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leonzill 07/08/20 1:14:30 PM #21:	What if I finish before the speech is over? Do I just stand there? <cite>leonzill posted [p:941841966] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>What if I finish before the speech is over? Do I just stand there? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samman123 07/08/20 1:16:07 PM #22:	What's the downside? --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m695gfTxCZ1r06evx.gif <cite>Samman123 posted [p:941842028] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Propane4Sale 07/08/20 1:16:44 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons. wat lol --- Strickland Propane & Propane Accessories "Taste the Heat, not the Meat!" <cite>Propane4Sale posted [p:941842052] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You can do anal and/or vaginal but not oral for obvious reasons.</quote> wat lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 1:17:19 PM #24:	leonzill posted... What if I finish before the speech is over? Do I just stand there? You have to get back in there soldier. You don't get paid unless you go the distance. Sexypwnstar posted... What are the obvious reasons? Japanese porn has newscasters doing the news while getting penises shoved in their mouths along with showers Japan also has tentacle monsters, demons who turn men into women and then fuck them and 2,000 year old girls who look like 7 year olds. Don't use Japanese porn as your go to. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941842073] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>leonzill posted...</cite> <quote>What if I finish before the speech is over? Do I just stand there? </quote> You have to get back in there soldier. You don't get paid unless you go the distance. Sexypwnstar posted...</cite> <quote> What are the obvious reasons? Japanese porn has newscasters doing the news while getting penises shoved in their mouths along with showers </quote> Japan also has tentacle monsters, demons who turn men into women and then fuck them and 2,000 year old girls who look like 7 year olds. Don't use Japanese porn as your go to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 07/08/20 1:27:27 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... You have to get back in there soldier. You don't get paid unless you go the distance. Japan also has tentacle monsters, demons who turn men into women and then fuck them and 2,000 year old girls who look like 7 year olds. Don't use Japanese porn as your go to. So you don't have any reasons? Got it. Not to mention that the last two don't even work into this discussion because we're talking about pornstars. --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:941842497] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You have to get back in there soldier. You don't get paid unless you go the distance. Japan also has tentacle monsters, demons who turn men into women and then fuck them and 2,000 year old girls who look like 7 year olds. Don't use Japanese porn as your go to.</quote> So you don't have any reasons? Got it. Not to mention that the last two don't even work into this discussion because we're talking about pornstars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 1:28:32 PM #26:	The reason is she's giving a speech So you need to leave her mouth alone. If you can't handle that then you don't get paid son. That's the job. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941842557] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>The reason is she's giving a speech So you need to leave her mouth alone. If you can't handle that then you don't get paid son. That's the job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/08/20 1:31:53 PM #27:	Yeah, shes pretty physically attractive even if some of her stated views are awful. Wheres my money? --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:941842680] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, shes pretty physically attractive even if some of her stated views are awful. Wheres my money? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 2:13:39 PM #28:	Shablagoo posted... Yeah, shes pretty physically attractive If you say so She looks like she's wearing a leatherly Beverly Crusher mask She could play Leatherface's wife with mimimal make up --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941844459] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, shes pretty physically attractive</quote> If you say so She looks like she's wearing a leatherly Beverly Crusher mask She could play Leatherface's wife with mimimal make up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/08/20 3:22:21 PM #29:	If I lost long enough for her to finish the speech, can I then give her a facial? <cite>garan posted [p:941847315] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>If I lost long enough for her to finish the speech, can I then give her a facial?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 07/08/20 3:23:36 PM #30:	I would do it easily but man having sex infront of a crowd is really uncomfortable. --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:941847362] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>I would do it easily but man having sex infront of a crowd is really uncomfortable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/08/20 3:23:49 PM #31:	Can she call the police after we're done? Those choke holds look kinky as fuck. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941847372] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Can she call the police after we're done? Those choke holds look kinky as fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/09/20 3:51:20 PM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... If you say so She looks like she's wearing a leatherly Beverly Crusher mask She could play Leatherface's wife with mimimal make up Shes curvaceous doe --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:941893827] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>If you say so She looks like she's wearing a leatherly Beverly Crusher mask She could play Leatherface's wife with mimimal make up</quote> Shes curvaceous doe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 07/09/20 3:55:58 PM #33:	For that much money I'll fuck Trump in the ass on national TV and do it without a mask. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:941894023] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>For that much money I'll fuck Trump in the ass on national TV and do it without a mask. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/09/20 3:59:10 PM #34:	From the picture Id probably say yes, as long as it was from behind though. She puts on a blonde wig and Id have no issues at all. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:941894174] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>From the picture Id probably say yes, as long as it was from behind though. She puts on a blonde wig and Id have no issues at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/09/20 11:28:15 PM #35:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... From the picture Id probably say yes, as long as it was from behind though. She puts on a blonde wig and Id have no issues at all. She's not putting on a wig --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941912197] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>From the picture Id probably say yes, as long as it was from behind though. She puts on a blonde wig and Id have no issues at all. </quote> She's not putting on a wig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/09/20 11:34:02 PM #36:	No, but only because me naked in public would cause so many people nightmares or worse, and possibly raise the suicide rate greatly. I mean honestly I have seen me naked, and look how fucked up I am. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:941912395] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>No, but only because me naked in public would cause so many people nightmares or worse, and possibly raise the suicide rate greatly. I mean honestly I have seen me naked, and look how fucked up I am. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/09/20 11:38:08 PM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... Can't you just wear earplugs, a blindfold and pretend she's someone else No. I'd know it's her. Also, I only have sex on my terms. So no either way. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941912542] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Can't you just wear earplugs, a blindfold and pretend she's someone else</quote> No. I'd know it's her. Also, I only have sex on my terms. So no either way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/10/20 7:42:07 AM #38:	garan posted... If I lost long enough for her to finish the speech, can I then give her a facial? No You have to stop when the speech ends --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941921243] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>garan posted...</cite> <quote>If I lost long enough for her to finish the speech, can I then give her a facial?</quote> No You have to stop when the speech ends</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/10/20 7:42:58 AM #39:	Whats the downside? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:941921261] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Whats the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/10/20 7:43:29 AM #40:	sure --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:941921267] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 07/10/20 7:44:40 AM #41:	Damn she's hotter than I remember. Hell yeah I would. --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:941921299] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote> Damn she's hotter than I remember. Hell yeah I would. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/10/20 8:14:48 AM #42:	Hell no, she is old and ugly at 54, she has so many wrinkles its a boner killer. Maybe some would do it if they were into grannies or something but she looks bad for her age. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:941921902] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Hell no, she is old and ugly at 54, she has so many wrinkles its a boner killer. Maybe some would do it if they were into grannies or something but she looks bad for her age. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/10/20 8:25:32 AM #43:	Can I shit my pants afterwards and have her cast a spell to remove it just like the old wizard times? --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:941922133] in $780,000 b... [t:78832958]...</cite> <quote>Can I shit my pants afterwards and have her cast a spell to remove it just like the old wizard times? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $780,000 but you have to have sex with J. K. Rowling in front of a crowd. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > $780,000 but you have to have sex with J. K. Rowling in front of a crowd.