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SSJGrimReaper 07/03/20 5:07:34 PM #1: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Turbam/boards
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Ivynn 07/03/20 5:07:57 PM #2: |
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AbysmalTrinity 07/03/20 5:08:00 PM #3: |
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Bestoffuture 07/03/20 5:08:07 PM #4: |
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Shablagoo 07/03/20 5:08:42 PM #5: |
fuckin free Turbam man wtf
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uwnim 07/03/20 5:08:43 PM #6: |
Wow, that is like not right.
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GameGodOfAll 07/03/20 5:12:18 PM #7: |
Free Turbam? I'll take him!
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SSJGrimReaper 07/03/20 5:15:53 PM #8: |
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Turbam's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.
This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. Turbam was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Turbam link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Turbam did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss Turbam and I think the mods should reconsider his warning. tl;dr - free Turbam --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 07/03/20 5:38:18 PM #10: |
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Reis 07/03/20 5:38:57 PM #11: |
he should follow the rules next time
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Mistere Man 07/03/20 5:40:40 PM #12: |
What happened?!
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NeonOctopus 07/03/20 5:46:13 PM #13: |
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SSJGrimReaper 07/03/20 7:06:53 PM #14: |
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what did he do? probably got modded for posting anime milfs --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Webmaster4531 07/03/20 7:11:46 PM #15: |
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what did he do?No one ever knows in these things. --- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/03/20 7:14:33 PM #16: |
Actually I think I know now lol
I got warned for calling some chick on twitter a certain word (think Santa Claus) and he posted that same insult right after me and now both those posts are gone >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 07/03/20 7:15:44 PM #17: |
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBAMMM
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-Kush- 07/03/20 7:16:12 PM #18: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Turbam's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. All because of eye contact. Wow. --- Exit: Austin Era Enter: Kush ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 07/03/20 7:16:28 PM #19: |
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calling some chick on twitter a certain word (think Santa Claus)what --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html Choco is dead. Feel free to join him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Proofpyros 07/03/20 7:17:17 PM #20: |
Nooooo
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SSJGrimReaper 07/03/20 7:18:18 PM #21: |
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Veggeta X 07/03/20 7:24:10 PM #22: |
Tag
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SSJGrimReaper 07/04/20 11:41:21 AM #23: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Turbam's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cymbaline 07/04/20 11:42:20 AM #24: |
#FreeTurbam
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Choco 07/04/20 11:42:55 AM #25: |
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Vicious_Dios 07/04/20 11:43:09 AM #26: |
Who?
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Hairy-man 07/04/20 11:43:11 AM #27: |
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cymbaline 07/04/20 11:43:18 AM #28: |
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Ivynn 07/04/20 11:45:56 AM #29: |
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SSJGrimReaper 07/04/20 11:46:50 AM #30: |
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Choco 07/04/20 11:47:11 AM #31: |
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ToPoPO 07/04/20 11:47:38 AM #32: |
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SSJGrimReaper 07/04/20 11:47:58 AM #33: |
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Choco 07/04/20 11:52:02 AM #34: |
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Vicious_Dios 07/04/20 11:55:35 AM #35: |
Yes.
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Choco 07/04/20 11:56:37 AM #36: |
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SSJGrimReaper 07/04/20 11:58:36 AM #37: |
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Choco 07/04/20 12:17:07 PM #38: |
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BigHentaiBoobie 07/04/20 12:19:08 PM #39: |
Who?
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Choco 07/04/20 12:21:10 PM #40: |
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Flockaveli 07/04/20 12:34:09 PM #41: |
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Choco 07/04/20 12:35:52 PM #42: |
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BigHentaiBoobie 07/04/20 12:37:55 PM #43: |
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Choco 07/04/20 12:56:19 PM #44: |
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GameGodOfAll 07/04/20 1:13:53 PM #45: |
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Choco 07/04/20 1:23:05 PM #46: |
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Bestoffuture 07/04/20 1:42:12 PM #47: |
@Error1355 the people have spoken! Free my homie Turbam or we'll riot.
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Choco 07/04/20 1:44:35 PM #48: |
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Mistere Man 07/04/20 3:36:42 PM #49: |
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SSJGrimReaper 07/04/20 3:37:30 PM #50: |
just cried in the shower thinking about turbam being warned
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