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soulunison2
06/30/20 7:16:33 PM
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So I go to this deli that allows dogs, but my puppy wasnt trying to go indoors yet because its nice out here in NYC,

this soft goth college girl came and saw me struggle and then questioned me, I think she thought I had stolen the dog but I cleared it up when I commanded her to sit.

she offered to hold my dog while I went inside but I said no thanks shes small enough that I could pick my puppy up and walk her inside.

she kinda took offense to that and walked away without a sarcastic ok maybe next time

jeez lady I just wanted a coke
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DrizztLink
06/30/20 7:17:14 PM
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soulunison2
06/30/20 7:17:47 PM
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am I her origin story
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DrizztLink
06/30/20 7:22:57 PM
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soulunison2
06/30/20 7:41:14 PM
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fuck I cant believe Ive done this
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soulunison2
06/30/20 9:53:43 PM
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bump for weird story
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Turbam
06/30/20 9:54:48 PM
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Pics of pup

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IfGodCouldDie
06/30/20 9:55:35 PM
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You did the right thing. She was likely trying to steal your dog.

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Solid Snake07
06/30/20 9:55:43 PM
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Sounds like she was trying to smash to me

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boxington
06/30/20 9:56:11 PM
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pics of puppy, please

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EverDownward
06/30/20 9:57:36 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
I just wanted a coke
Sure you didn't want a Pepsi?

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Butterfiles
06/30/20 9:58:28 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
jeez lady I just wanted a coke
ALL I WANTED WAS A COKE

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soulunison2
06/30/20 10:01:57 PM
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Pics of pup

soft goth girl was trying to kidnap my dog!?

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brotrrwinner
06/30/20 10:02:19 PM
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Was she hot?

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boxington
06/30/20 10:03:15 PM
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soulunison2 posted...


Pics of pup

soft goth girl was trying to kidnap my dog!?
aww~

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soulunison2
06/30/20 10:07:39 PM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Was she hot?


iunno she was wearing a mask
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CommonJoe
06/30/20 10:08:43 PM
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Wtf does soft goth mean

I need examples

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soulunison2
06/30/20 10:14:31 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Wtf does soft goth mean

I need examples

goth

but soft
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CommonJoe
06/30/20 10:16:02 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
goth

but soft

CommonJoe posted...
I need examples


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DrizztLink
06/30/20 10:18:27 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
I need examples
Well, you know goth?

It's like that.

But soft.

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EverDownward
06/30/20 10:20:17 PM
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'soft goth'
kinda mainstream, kinda goth. i.e. "she's dipping one foot in the water of gothdom"

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DDirtyDastard
06/30/20 10:21:23 PM
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pics
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soulunison2
06/30/20 10:56:30 PM
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iunn have soft goth pics do you think I'm some kind of pervert
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/30/20 10:57:42 PM
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EverDownward posted...
'soft goth'
kinda mainstream, kinda goth. i.e. "she's dipping one foot in the water of gothdom"

Mmm, goth dom.

Uh I mean post more pics of your dog

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soulunison2
06/30/20 11:02:32 PM
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i just got a new phone lol, I dun have much
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soulunison2
06/30/20 11:08:22 PM
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oh actually my first college ex was soft goth now that I think about it

she was into buttstuff, it's how I'm so efficient in destroying assholes
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/30/20 11:13:56 PM
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Wish I could shit so much I go through multiple assholes. Another example of the ridiculous class divide in this country.

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soulunison2
06/30/20 11:18:21 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Wish I could shit so much I go through multiple assholes. Another example of the ridiculous class divide in this country.

wuh
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/30/20 11:18:59 PM
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who just holds someone elses dog while they go into a store

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soulunison2
06/30/20 11:20:09 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
who just holds someone elses dog while they go into a store

thats what was weird to me
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BadDecisions
06/30/20 11:26:17 PM
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Is soft goth an e-girl dressed in black?
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/30/20 11:27:36 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
wuh

Well I don't believe you are capable of destroying other people's assholes.

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Shadowplay
06/30/20 11:28:18 PM
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Was she fat? Did she have big boobs?

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BignutzisBack
06/30/20 11:28:49 PM
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I wouldn't let a supermodel looking woman hold my dog, especially a small one they could easily run off with. That goth girl was clearly a heathen

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soulunison2
06/30/20 11:45:40 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Well I don't believe you are capable of destroying other people's assholes.

oh thats ok

Shadowplay posted...
Was she fat? Did she have big boobs?

nah not fat but she had nice boobies word to @NeonOctopus

BignutzisBack posted...
I wouldn't let a supermodel looking woman hold my dog, especially a small one they could easily run off with. That goth girl was clearly a heathen


BignutzisBack posted...
I wouldn't let a supermodel looking woman hold my dog, especially a small one they could easily run off with. That goth girl was clearly a heathen

oh facts, I love my puppy as much as I love my cat


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