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nevershine
06/28/20 10:44:10 AM
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For those of us who still dare roam the internet wastes without Adblock. Which doctor should I trust, should I throw out those fruits, or give my bowels a good emptying?
Whats Terry Crews think about all this madness?
its time to start asking the real questions!

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Lordgold666
06/28/20 11:04:20 AM
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Itll be a cold day in hell if i ever forgot how to entirely empty my bowels

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puppy
06/28/20 11:13:42 AM
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Whats great is you can also take that first ad and think hes got white gloves on, how far is he gonna shove that avocado up into me?

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nevershine
06/28/20 12:05:44 PM
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puppy posted...
Whats great is you can also take that first ad and think hes got white gloves on, how far is he gonna shove that avocado up into me?
ah, so Ive been emptying my bowels completely wrong. I need to take a trip to the grocery store for fresh produce for a smooth rectal cleanse. Then promptly throw it away? They could have consolidated the message into one ad instead of flexing their advertising hard-on by paying for double the space.
...maybe I need to go outside.

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