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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 5:26:19 AM
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Would you take it ?


Money is after tax but if you take it you will become infertile and never be able to produce children.

At the same time every adoption agency on Earth will not allow you to adopt a kid

And if you already have a kid it turns out your wife cheated on you and the kid is actually from some other father. Possibly called Keith.

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Would you take it?
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apolloooo
06/25/20 5:31:44 AM
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deal.

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1337toothbrush
06/25/20 5:34:19 AM
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I don't even want kids and I wouldn't take this because I never know if I'll change my mind in the future.

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Garioshi
06/25/20 5:36:04 AM
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What's the downside

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Sictis
06/25/20 5:39:57 AM
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fuckin easily

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0017752437
06/25/20 11:15:52 AM
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God yes! I'd get paid instead of having to pay to get my tubes tied? Sounds like a dream~
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The_Korey
06/25/20 11:16:55 AM
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fohstick
06/25/20 11:17:05 AM
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y'all need to grow up
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rodu_jr
06/25/20 11:19:24 AM
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I think I missed the boat on having kids anyways, so pay up
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2Pacavelli
06/25/20 11:19:36 AM
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No

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2Pacavelli
06/25/20 11:20:17 AM
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Esau sold his birthright for a bowl of soup. That's what this would be doing

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Master_Bass
06/25/20 11:20:28 AM
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Deal. I don't care if I ever have kids or not.

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The_Creep_2020
06/25/20 11:21:15 AM
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2Pacavelli posted...
Esau sold his birthright for a bowl of soup. That's what this would be doing
That is an exceedingly expensive bowl of soup. Is it perhaps made from the first tuna of the season?

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 11:28:06 AM
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Garioshi posted...
What's the downside

You never get to have kids
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Timohtep
06/25/20 11:30:02 AM
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Not a bad incentive. I'd have to think about it. At least I'd still be able to ado-

UnfairRepresent posted...
At the same time every adoption agency on Earth will not allow you to adopt a kid

...nah. I'm good
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The_Korey
06/25/20 11:38:10 AM
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2Pacavelli posted...
Esau sold his birthright for a bowl of soup. That's what this would be doing

And in what way is owning land comparable to having children? And to the point that 325k is like a mere bowl of soup, at that.

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 11:39:51 AM
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The_Korey posted...


And in what way is owning land comparable to having children? And to the point that 325k is like a mere bowl of soup, at that.


Trump paid $130,000 for some bad pussy

I'm sure there's someone out there who'll buy a 300K bowl of soup
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Pus_N_Pecans
06/25/20 11:46:40 AM
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But I already can't. :/

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Garioshi
06/25/20 11:51:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You never get to have kids
What's the downside

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Fenrimis
06/25/20 11:56:55 AM
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I actually chose no - fatherhood is a really important aspect I want in my life in the future. 1M and I'd probably say yes but also feel like I will always be missing something.

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 12:00:52 PM
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Fenrimis posted...
fatherhood is a really important aspect I want in my life in the future.
1M and I'd probably say yes

LOL
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Fenrimis
06/25/20 12:03:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
LOL
Yeah bruh 300k really isnt shit; I have 100k in my savings so would I 4x my savings just to limit my life forever? Fuck that I want a family

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