Current Events > I got arrested for not scanning chicken breast at the self checkout at walmart

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Philoktetes
06/22/20 9:56:18 AM
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kids, crime doesn't pay
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FabIemaster
06/22/20 9:57:04 AM
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thats what you get for trying to steal from a small business that needs that money

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Aki_Sora
06/22/20 9:57:53 AM
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But it don't have price tag so it must be free right?
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Austin_Era_II
06/22/20 9:59:58 AM
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Next time scan the breast. Problem solved.

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VVALLBOUNCE
06/22/20 10:00:35 AM
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Where exactly does one get arrested for shoplifting something that inexpensive, especially if it is an accident?

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nevershine
06/22/20 10:00:38 AM
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fair, next

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bknight
06/22/20 10:00:42 AM
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That's what you get for looting during non-looting hours.
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Philoktetes
06/22/20 10:01:17 AM
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VVALLBOUNCE posted...
Where exactly does one get arrested for shoplifting something that inexpensive, especially if it is an accident?



it wasn't an accident im a ruthless criminal
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VVALLBOUNCE
06/22/20 10:02:18 AM
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FabIemaster posted...
thats what you get for trying to steal from a small business that needs that money

And here we have a literal moderator for the site mocking people who care about real small businesses

Stellar look, GameFAQs
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Timohtep
06/22/20 10:03:12 AM
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MT_TRAEH
06/22/20 10:04:36 AM
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what about the chicken's ass?

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FabIemaster
06/22/20 10:27:40 AM
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VVALLBOUNCE posted...
And here we have a literal moderator for the site mocking people who care about real small businesses

Stellar look, GameFAQs

I feel so attacked rite now

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CableZL
06/22/20 10:28:19 AM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
what about the chicken's ass?
Those are packaged separately from the breast.

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jpenny2
06/22/20 10:32:37 AM
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That's a fowl crime.

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shiby with it
06/22/20 10:37:28 AM
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VVALLBOUNCE posted...
And here we have a literal moderator for the site mocking people who care about real small businesses

Stellar look, GameFAQs

If this isn't trolling, you're extremely soft lol

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