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Choco
06/20/20 2:35:37 PM
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which one's your favorite

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Bad_Mojo
06/20/20 2:36:28 PM
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YellowSUV
06/20/20 2:37:32 PM
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Eastern vs Western philosophers is the best one.

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DeadBankerDream
06/20/20 2:37:54 PM
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Batman vs Sherlock Holmes is severely underrated.
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masticatingman
06/20/20 2:38:06 PM
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Some actually have pretty good beats. They pay random producers for track rights just like any regular rapper would.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/20/20 2:38:24 PM
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Never seen one I liked. They all wash the seasoning off rap music before being put out.

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UnfairRepresent
06/20/20 4:10:02 PM
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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is probably the best one
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Total_Lost2
06/20/20 4:11:52 PM
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Jobs vs Gates, The Ghost of Rich Men's past one or the Eater Bunny vs Ghenghis Khan

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UnfairRepresent
06/20/20 4:18:36 PM
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Total_Lost2 posted...
or the Eater Bunny vs Ghenghis Khan

WHAT!?

That's by far the worst one they ever made.
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Tenlaar
06/20/20 4:38:09 PM
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Einstein vs. Hawking has probably my favorite single line in it. "There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

Best quality that comes to mind, I'd have to say the recentish Pennywise vs. Joker one. They did really good with the Pennywise stuff. It's been a good while since I've gone back and watched earlier ones now.
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ZMythos
06/20/20 4:40:05 PM
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Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Rafael vs. Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Rafael was a hilarious concept.

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Kisai
06/20/20 4:41:46 PM
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Total_Lost2 posted...
Jobs vs Gates, The Ghost of Rich Men's past one or the Eater Bunny vs Ghenghis Khan

"It's J.P. Morgan! The ghost of rich dudes' past! Who's properly rockin' the Monopoly mustache!"

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Machete
06/20/20 4:48:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WHAT!?

That's by far the worst one they ever made.

however many years later, I'm still convinced that one was at least partially an april fools prank.

YellowSUV posted...
Eastern vs Western philosophers is the best one.

This. It was completely on point and perfectly done imo. I would give honorable mentions to Directors, Russian leaders, Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child (this might be an unpopular opinion but I loved that one), Jobs vs. Gates and Joker vs. Pennywise (I had lost interest in the current season until that one came out and I enjoy it more every time I watch it, while I don't really bother to re-watch the rest of season 6)

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YellowSUV
06/20/20 4:48:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WHAT!?

That's by far the worst one they ever made.

Not even close. It is a weird matchup but not terrible like Adam vs Eve.

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Machete
06/20/20 4:51:15 PM
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Kisai posted...
"It's J.P. Morgan! The ghost of rich dudes' past! Who's properly rockin' the Monopoly mustache!"

oh yeah that one too. The track that played for Kanye until the end was was incredible.

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Machete
06/20/20 4:52:12 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Not even close. It is a weird matchup but not terrible like Adam vs Eve.

I agree with UR, but Adam vs. Eve was indeed terrible and I'd rank that one 2nd from the bottom tbh

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BruceWayneJr
06/20/20 4:56:06 PM
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I liked the one where they said Hillary and Trump are the same.

Very funny, very informative, not damaging to impressionistic idiots at all!

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Choco
06/20/20 4:58:49 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
Einstein vs. Hawking has probably my favorite single line in it. "There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
why do ppl like this line so much

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Choco
06/20/20 5:00:44 PM
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BruceWayneJr posted...
I liked the one where they said Hillary and Trump are the same.

Very funny, very informative, not damaging to impressionistic idiots at all!
uhhhh i must have missed this one

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UnfairRepresent
06/21/20 4:24:24 AM
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YellowSUV posted...


Not even close. It is a weird matchup but not terrible like Adam vs Eve.

Adam vs Eve, Hulk vs Jenner and Vlad vs Dracula are all bad

Kirk vs Christopher is bad too

But they are 3 leagues above Khan vs Bunny. That one looks like it was made in 2 hours while drunk
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PMarth2002
06/21/20 4:29:51 AM
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I love a bunch of these, its hard to pick one favorite.

Choco posted...
uhhhh i must have missed this one

They did do hillary vs trump, but hillary mostly just calls Trump a sexist/racist and Trump splits his time between giving off his talking points about hillary (emails, health) then going on a long racist spiel. Then Lincoln shows up to call both of them out on stuff.

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ThePieReborn
06/21/20 4:36:45 AM
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Einstein vs Hawking was the first to come to mind, because of the "ten million million million etc" line.

But I have to give it Rasputin vs Stalin (vs Lenin vs Gorbachev vs Putin). Stalin's "shot" bit always gets me because the guy sells the vitriol so well.

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Verdekal
06/21/20 4:47:21 AM
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Deadpool vs Boba Fett.

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Total_Lost2
06/21/20 4:52:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WHAT!?

That's by far the worst one they ever made.


I love it for being silly and a total curbstomp and prefer the beat to a bunch of the others

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PiOverlord
06/21/20 4:59:43 AM
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Trump vs Hillary was far from a "both are the same" type of deal. They clearly expressed that Trump was the worse of the two.

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06/21/20 5:01:19 AM
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teepan95
06/21/20 5:01:40 AM
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Verdekal posted...
Deadpool vs Boba Fett.

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NobleWill8
06/21/20 5:06:17 AM
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I dunno about a favorite, but Thanos vs Oppenheimer, Zeus vs Thor, Joker vs Pennywise, Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon, Batman vs Sherlock, James Bond vs Austin Powers, and Gordon Ramsey vs Julia Child were all great.

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rexcrk
06/21/20 5:11:59 AM
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I havent seen a lot of those but I liked Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee.

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teepan95
06/21/20 5:18:33 AM
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Oh yeah, I forgot about thanos Vs Oppenheimer
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Murphiroth
06/21/20 5:22:43 AM
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Irwin/Cousteau is one of my faves

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Choco
06/21/20 6:14:28 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
They did do hillary vs trump, but hillary mostly just calls Trump a sexist/racist and Trump splits his time between giving off his talking points about hillary (emails, health) then going on a long racist spiel. Then Lincoln shows up to call both of them out on stuff.
yeah but that couldn't possibly be what he's talking about. people aren't that dumb lol am i right

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Teh_Dr_Phil
06/21/20 6:34:37 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
None of them are good, imo. Horribly basic stuff
What a basic post

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Bad_Mojo
06/21/20 6:38:22 AM
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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
What a basic post

This ain't no regular Ducktale
My ducks are mighty
My ducks will turn into Gargoyles
Your win's unlikely
You'll get X'd-Man
And your boys will get either'ed next
Keep in check
I'm the principal
To your teachers pets
Soarin' with Darkwings
Women say I'm so pompous
But I earn my right to be at my wording
You're so Bonkers
About to Fillmore states
With the noise I make
And I'm so out of this world
I'm with Lloyd in space
Boy, you Doug funny
No man alive is hurtin' me
Third degree black belt
With strength that matches Hercules
No Recess or playtime
You diggy, you're through
I come for money and your honey
That's Winnie-the-Pooh
I ain't saturday chillin'
When I say I'm a Weekender
I just end weak shit
A literal weak-ender

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YellowSUV
06/21/20 2:19:12 PM
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Choco posted...
why do ppl like this line so much

It just seems to work really well. It has a huge build up with all the millions before the insult is dropped.

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Tyranthraxus
06/21/20 2:20:50 PM
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None of them. The narrator talking like he's got his mouth full of an entire happy meal pretty much ruins them all.

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nevershine
06/21/20 2:21:27 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Irwin/Cousteau is one of my faves
I loved this one, honestly. I liked the Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter one as well.

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