Current Events > The near perfect girl but she refers to your genitals as 'Spyro The Dragon'

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UnfairRepresent 06/20/20 6:36:09 AM #1:	Could you date her? Yes No Could you date her? - Results (4 votes) Yes 75% (3 votes) 3 No 25% (1 vote) 1 She's in every way what the perfect girl would be in your opinion from appearance to personality to career except for the fact she always refers to your dick as Spyro The Dragon. You ask her why and she goes "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that it's so tiny and purple." Even if you ask her to stop she won't because her brain has already made mental connections. It's unconscious now. Not intentional. https://i.imgur.com/oUUSyd7.jpg Could you date her? or him if you're into dudes. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:940959520] in The near p... [t:78787195]...</cite> <quote> Could you date her? Yes No Vote View Results Could you date her? - Results (4 votes) Yes 75% (3 votes) 3 No 25% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form She's in every way what the perfect girl would be in your opinion from appearance to personality to career except for the fact she always refers to your dick as Spyro The Dragon. You ask her why and she goes "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that it's so tiny and purple." Even if you ask her to stop she won't because her brain has already made mental connections. It's unconscious now. Not intentional. https://i.imgur.com/oUUSyd7.jpg Could you date her? or him if you're into dudes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/20/20 6:47:57 AM #2:	You ask her why and she goes "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that it's so tiny and *purple*." Purple? --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:940959694] in The near p... [t:78787195]...</cite> <quote><quote>You ask her why and she goes "Oh I'm sorry, it's just that it's so tiny and purple."</quote> Purple? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 06/20/20 6:58:35 AM #3:	Marmitecashews posted... Purple? The kind of people that make these threads arent exactly attractive. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:940959870] in The near p... [t:78787195]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted... </cite> <quote>Purple?</quote> The kind of people that make these threads arent exactly attractive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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