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SocialistGamer
06/19/20 1:18:08 PM
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Their mascot is a fat lazy Italian plumber. Smfh Nintendo get with the times.
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Guide
06/19/20 1:18:45 PM
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Please dig the deepest hole you can.

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ModLogic
06/19/20 1:19:34 PM
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not to mention the series have flatlined after super mario bros

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cmiller4642
06/19/20 1:19:50 PM
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It's time for Nintendo to put all of their games on PC
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nativengine
06/19/20 1:19:52 PM
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Lazy? How much running and jumping have you done today?

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PiOverlord
06/19/20 1:21:07 PM
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Mario is my favorite character ever.

He goes against the mold of the ideal hero body/voice. He truly is an inspiration for us all.

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Veggeta X
06/19/20 1:22:25 PM
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Hail fucking no. The next person they'd use for their covers is Link and I would HATE THAT

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Lairen
06/19/20 1:22:58 PM
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Hes has no real story and even that is theyre just acting anyways.

Marios story is hot garbage.

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HylianFox
06/19/20 1:23:25 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Hail fucking no. The next person they'd use for their covers is Link and I would HATE THAT

Link would also be pulled for being a racist elf stereotype

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Solar_Crimson
06/19/20 1:24:08 PM
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Heropon Riki should be Nintendo's new mascot.

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Thompson
06/19/20 1:26:51 PM
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Mario is proof of that a video game protagonist can succeed at becoming popular without needing to be a muscular and brooding warrior who speaks with deep grunts and morose growls.

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Solar_Crimson
06/19/20 1:28:55 PM
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Thompson posted...
Mario is proof of that a video game protagonist can succeed at becoming popular without needing to be a muscular and brooding warrior who speaks with deep grunts and morose growls.
It's moreso that Mario came onto the scene at the right time, where games were much simpler and mascot platformers could thrive, and was able to build up a significant fanbase over the years due to having mostly-solid games.

Try introducing Mario now, and he would be laughed out of the room.

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ThisGuyAreSick
06/19/20 1:29:56 PM
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In 2050 any company will be allowed to use Mario.

We're only 30 years away.
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HylianFox
06/19/20 1:30:08 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's moreso that Mario came onto the scene at the right time, where games were much simpler and mascot platformers could thrive.

Try introducing Mario now, and he would be laughed out of the room.

and yet other such mascots from that era tended to fade into obscurity

it's not like Q*Bert became a multi-billion dollar franchise

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Veggeta X
06/19/20 1:38:44 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Link would also be pulled for being a racist elf stereotype
Silly, Fox. You can be racist towards fictional races. For example: The only good Al Bhed is a dead Al Bhed.

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monkmith
06/19/20 1:55:43 PM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
In 2050 any company will be allowed to use Mario.

We're only 30 years away.
never gonna happen, disney will keep getting those copyright laws extended and mario will reap the benefits.

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HylianFox
06/19/20 3:25:14 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Nobody is even going to acknowledge that I found a pic of mario and qbert shaking hands?

https://www.cracked.com/article_19381_the-6-most-inexplicable-cartoon-adaptations-ever.html

Q*Bert is at the top of the list

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Jiggy101011
06/19/20 3:25:38 PM
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Time for Luigi to step up instead of going after ghosts.

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Zikten
06/19/20 4:18:40 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Their mascot is a fat lazy Italian plumber. Smfh Nintendo get with the times.

explain in what way mario is lazy? he is more athletic than anyone on this board including you.
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Shotgunnova
06/19/20 4:31:51 PM
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Mario is fat and lazy? He was breaking blocks with his cranial might when you were in Huggies.

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EnragedSlith
06/19/20 4:37:24 PM
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Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
Its time for DK to take back the spotlight

Its time to expand dong
feature length

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