Current Events > We're officially old. Zoomers roasting millennials

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LostForest posted...

While a lot of those quips are true and sad, on the other hand,

How to write jokes for Zoomers:

"People be like:"
"Us be like: hahahaha "

we do be like dat doe


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this is why i dont consider zoomers people. i actively dislike everyone <20 years of age cause theyre all insufferable
and then they turn around and cry about how everyone including their parents hates them lol

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PBusted posted...

I said this in the other topic but Im fairly certain the boomer memes are actually supposed to refer to older millennials (and some gen x) anyway. Actual boomers are in their mid 50s which is too old for them to care what the internet is up to. When people say ok boomer theyre referring to surly grumps who still frequent the Internet in their 30s-40s which are millennials.

Zoomers are trying to change what a boomer is. or they legit don't know and think that boomers are younger than they are. also I just want to add that 50 is not a boomer either. boomers are all like at least 60 now but most are older even. most boomers were born in the late 40's, to 50's

a 50 year old would probably be a Gen X'er

I am turning 39 tomorrow and usually count as an early Millennial. or super young Gen X''er but I identify culturally as a millennial and never saw myself as Gen X

lately I have seen so many people who seem to have no idea what a millennial or boomer is. and it annoys me

Fair. We deserve to be roasted too. We all do.

ElatedVenusaur posted...

Fair. We deserve to be roasted too. We all do.

yea but not in the same way as boomers. I legit think that lots of Zoomers can't tell the difference between a millienial and a boomer. and that they don't even know Gen X exists. and they call everyone a boomer and that we are getting blamed for things Boomers did

millennials started much of the stuff that zoomers fight for. many movements zoomers claim is so important began with millennials when zoomers were in diapers or not even born yet

lol ngl there were some genuinely good roasts in there.

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Thing you'll learn as you get older: young people talk a lot but rarely say anything worth listening to.

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^^^
Not specific to young people

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shockthemonkey posted...

How many times do I have to link to the same videos?

No not like that though! I swear I meant I find a new video every time and dont watch it and... Im not crying youre crying!

Its okay. Get the meltdown right out of your system bud. Well pick up the pieces when you come back down to reality.


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No surprise, millennials have been getting roasted for about ten years now. Although pretty much all of it can be chalked up to the state of the world that baby boomers left us.

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pinky0926 posted...

I gotta ask...what is a zoomer even doing on this website anyway?

The only reason any of us are even here anymore is because it was a thing back in the 2000s and we haven't figured out yet how to leave.

Dude I wonder the same thing all the time. Its the equivalent of someone beginning to watch WWE in 2020. I just dont get it.

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Conflict posted...

literally nobody is on your side on this lol. get some self-awareness

Oh no conflict disagrees with me about something what ever will I do lol

All the trash of CE can collectively be wrong about something so trivial and stupid. Im quite alright with that.

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DeathDeathSong posted...

this is why i dont consider zoomers people. i actively dislike everyone <20 years of age cause theyre all insufferable
and then they turn around and cry about how everyone including their parents hates them lol

You mean they do the same thing we did at that age? Shocking.

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shockthemonkey posted...

Thats right. Everyone is trash except for you

So far its only you two winners. But by all means. I volunteer anyone else to stand up, dig their heels in and be wrong about something so stupid.

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What's the cutoff for millennials/zoomers? I've heard that it's 1995 but idk I think of a 25 year old as a young millennial still.

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Generational rivalries are dumb

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what is going on itt

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Thunder_Armor posted... What's the cutoff for millennials/zoomers? I've heard that it's 1995 but idk I think of a 25 year old as a young millennial still.

1995 is the last year in which you can be a millennial, 1996 is the first year for zoomer.

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those kids in the comments probably cant even function socially. Zoomers be wilding.

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toyota posted...

why are zoomers so mean, its like they lack some sort of empathy gene.

Millennials were shitty parents

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Crazyman93 posted...

Millennials were shitty parents

Zoomers are mostly the kids of gen x, not millenials

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ThyCorndog posted...

Zoomers are mostly the kids of gen x, not millenials

Fine, then Gen X were shitty parents.

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Hot take: Everyone sucks and is terrible.

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With how much shit millennial give, it would be hilarious if we get mad af when the next generation makes fun of us.

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It is a solemn rite of any new generation to mock the older one and for the older one to claim they just don't get it.

We did it to our parents, now it's our turn.

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Crazyman93 posted...

Millennials were shitty parents

Do you even know what a millennial is?

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These kids literally have never lived a life without high speed internet and a cell phone shoved up their ass.

Calling people soft and shit.

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Spooking posted...

The whole "adulting" and "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger." is pure Reddit cringe.

Take my upvote and silver, stranger! Sorry I can't afford more.

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Funkydog posted...

Take my upvote and silver, stranger! Sorry I can't afford more.

r/awardspeechedits

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DeathDeathSong posted...

this is why i dont consider zoomers people. i actively dislike everyone <20 years of age cause theyre all insufferable
and then they turn around and cry about how everyone including their parents hates them lol

Ok, grandma.
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DeathDeathSong posted...

this is why i dont consider zoomers people. i actively dislike everyone <20 years of age cause theyre all insufferable
and then they turn around and cry about how everyone including their parents hates them lol

Theyre the ones that made Undertale big though.
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WesternMedia posted...

Theyre the ones that made Undertale big though.

Not helping their case, bud.

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Blue_School posted...

Keep it light hearted otherwise youre gonna rnd up being the boomer they actually dislike.

Thing is boomers are the ones who started the ragging on millennials.

If zoomers want to also start shit you can't expect millennials to just quitely take incoming from two pampered generations at once.

AllSasNoTiddies posted...

"lol you guys ate tied pods and played fortnite as kids!"

Yeah, no shit, kids do stupid shit. That's the point of being kids.

The problem with millennial is they refuse to fucking grow up. That's why you guys have a weird amount of forever alones and work these shitty jobs and live with your parents until you're in your 40's.

So yeah, laugh at the stupid shit we do now cause we're already laughing at you for crying about how hard it is to be a functioning member of society and always going on about your baby shit like harry potter houses and always bringing up hunger games in political debates.

There's zero proof your generation is doing any better. At least the boomers had the credentials to back up their whining.
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I am a Zoomer. Thank god that I ain't no Boomer Millennial.

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This makes me so happy Ive never been into Harry Potter

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B-Factor posted...

Thing is boomers are the ones who started the ragging on millennials.

If zoomers want to also start shit you can't expect millennials to just quitely take incoming from two pampered generations at once.

There's zero proof your generation is doing any better. At least the boomers had the credentials to back up their whining.

Bro do you really not think that we millennials also arent pampered? Like holy shit.


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Most of the people saying this shit are probably Millenials themselves. Millenials are 1982-2000 which means they are 19-38. The whole 81-96 that Pew came up with should be ignored. They were just trying to attention whore because no one was paying attention to them since it wasn't an election year.

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B-Factor posted...

Millennials didn't do jack shit to zoomers though. Boomers ruined the country.

And Millennials sat there and let them, did nothing but complain, whereas zoomers are standing up to try and force change. I say this as a millennial

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TreyFlowers posted...

And Millennials sat there and let them, did nothing but complain, whereas zoomers are standing up to try and force change. I say this as a millennial

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They're completely correct about that doggo and Harry potter nonsense.

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@pinky0926 posted...

It's important to remember how ridiculous we think boomers are, and then realise that there's now another generation of adults who feel exactly the same about us.

Alcohol seems to be a big one. Young adults these days hardly drink at all, it's wild. I've realised that my jokes about beer fall on deaf ears now. I probably just sound pretty sad.

Ummmmm.... this is not true at all.most of my friends are around the 18-22 age range and they ALL drink. Its suuuuuuper rare to see anyone who doesnt, at least around here in central NJ

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Nobody:

Zoomers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39RgUgG1Go

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Fam_Fam posted...

can't wait for the butthurt people to realize that the kids are being assholes about things/people they don't understand, and to have zero self-awareness about their own behaviors

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B-Factor posted...

Thing is boomers are the ones who started the ragging on millennials.

If zoomers want to also start shit you can't expect millennials to just quitely take incoming from two pampered generations at once.

What a fucking snowflake.