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Blue_Inigo
06/17/20 2:57:03 AM
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Now put that thought into a box and crush it with a hammer

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DrizztLink
06/17/20 2:59:37 AM
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Well, he did get honorably discharged from the Marines.

I've only seen his face since then, but apparently he was an animal in Basic.

Dislocated his shoulder in a spar, popped it back in and kept fighting.

He may very well be ripped.

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obeseexplosive
06/17/20 3:00:52 AM
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Why the worse that could happen is she says no. The best that could happen is she could say yes. The worst that could happen is you now have a son nephew and the family never speaks to you again

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Frogles
06/17/20 3:09:08 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Why the worse that could happen is she says no. The best that could happen is she could say yes. The worst that could happen is you now have a son nephew and the family never speaks to you again
your cousins kid wouldn't be your nephew though

it would be your son cousin

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obeseexplosive
06/17/20 3:17:32 AM
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Frogles posted...
your cousins kid wouldn't be your nephew though

it would be your son cousin
Shit my bad. Slip of the tongue

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DrizztLink
06/17/20 3:19:25 AM
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Frogles posted...
your cousins kid wouldn't be your nephew though

it would be your son cousin
Couson

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boxington
06/17/20 3:23:21 AM
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Frogles posted...
your cousins kid wouldn't be your nephew though

it would be your son cousin
different cultures see it differently, iirc.

like, I grew up calling my parents cousins aunt or uncle.

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Blue_Inigo
06/17/20 11:32:38 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Why the worse that could happen is she says no. The best that could happen is she could say yes. The worst that could happen is you now have a son nephew and the family never speaks to you again
The worst that could happen is you make a Cyclops baby

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Blue_Inigo
06/19/20 3:58:08 AM
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>__>

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obeseexplosive
06/19/20 4:11:18 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
The worst that could happen is you make a Cyclops baby
Can I keep trying for a Gambit baby

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 4:41:25 AM
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I can be happy for my cousin for having a nice body without being attracted to them. I don't know what it's like in your family.

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darkmaian23
06/19/20 5:13:07 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I can be happy for my cousin for having a nice body without being attracted to them. I don't know what it's like in your family.
According to CE logic, I think that means your cousin isn't attractive enough.
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