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LostForest
06/16/20 11:26:27 AM
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Could Kirby defeat Superman?


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creativerealms
06/16/20 11:28:13 AM
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Yes. He shallows a piece of Kryptonite, weakens Superman, spits out Kryptonite, shallows Superman, becomes Super-Kirby.

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LostForest
06/16/20 11:38:47 AM
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It kryptonite weren't in the equation, could he still though?

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Jabodie
06/16/20 11:39:09 AM
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Can't beat the succ

Also his star rod

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Turbam
06/16/20 11:39:55 AM
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Yeah.
Kirb is ridiculously strong.
He could swallow Super Man and get all of his powers

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/16/20 11:40:45 AM
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Kirby can swallow anything.

Superman is just a wuss who flies in his undewear.

do i need to say more?? lol
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SimpleMan
06/16/20 11:49:48 AM
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Sure. I mean one of Superman's known weaknesses is magic.

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DevsBro
06/16/20 11:54:28 AM
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Yeah but it would take some serious derpery on Superman's part.

If Kirby gets within range, it's over. But how exactly he is supposed to get in range is quite the question, considering Supes is waaaaaay faster and can also attack from range using his heat vision and gale force breath.

That said, he also loves to forget he has heat vision and gale force breath so it could still happen.

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Touch
06/16/20 11:59:20 AM
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Can Kirby swallow Superman's heat vision?

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DevsBro
06/16/20 12:00:24 PM
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Touch posted...
Can Kirby swallow Superman's heat vision?
Doubtful. Can he swallow any other laser beams?

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GameGodOfAll
06/16/20 12:01:16 PM
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Not even sure what can stop Kirby, but it sure ain't Superman. Maybe the Infinity Gauntlet?

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LostForest
06/16/20 12:10:08 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Doubtful. Can he swallow any other laser beams?

I don't think he can. He can survive being hurt by lasers/extreme heat, but never seen him swallow it. Though if he goes hypernova from a miracle fruits, yeah he can inhale energy itself.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qAMWFr7Y3bxDaVem9

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Tyranthraxus
06/16/20 12:15:54 PM
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Video game Kirby or anime Kirby?

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LostForest
06/16/20 12:16:27 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Video game Kirby or anime Kirby?

Por que no los dos? \_()_/

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Tyranthraxus
06/16/20 12:16:46 PM
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LostForest posted...
Por que no es dos? \_()_/

Superman ded

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ViewtifulGrave
06/16/20 12:16:48 PM
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Canonically Kirby is an eldritch god.

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DevsBro
06/16/20 12:25:33 PM
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LostForest posted...
I don't think he can. He can survive being hurt by lasers/extreme heat, but never seen him swallow it. Though if he goes hypernova from a miracle fruits, yeah he can inhale energy itself.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qAMWFr7Y3bxDaVem9
I had interpreted this as base Kirby vs Superman.

Yeah, with the right powers, Kirby stomps.

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LightHawKnight
06/16/20 12:38:25 PM
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Strong enough enemies can resist Kirby's suck until they are defeated though, so probably not.

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Zikten
06/16/20 12:40:04 PM
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no, he wouldn't be able to suck him in. Superman has escaped black holes before. not just like preventing falling in. he once was IN a black hole as in all the way inside it. and then he said "fuck this place" and just flew out
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Proto_Spark
06/16/20 12:44:39 PM
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Kirby and Superman would inevitably go blow-for-blow up until the bad guy that week (maybe a team up of Lex Luger and King Dedede) appear, our heroes have learned they were had, and team up to fight off the bad guys, and have a nice bonding experience to put away their troubles.

This is basically what happens every time we have 2 heroes fight it out.
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Zikten
06/16/20 12:47:24 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
This is basically what happens every time we have 2 heroes fight it out.

not EVERYTIME. there was a famous event in marvel comics some like 5 years ago maybe. where the avengers and the xmen went to war and well, there was fallout. many heroes had fights. and multiple friendships or relationships did not survive the war. they eventually ended the war but there were characters who now hate each other because of what happened then
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LostForest
06/16/20 12:49:43 PM
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Tote_All_y posted...
Did you try to say "why not both"?

Because you said "why isn't it two?"

I typoed. Meant to write "los dos".

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LostForest
06/16/20 12:52:30 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I had interpreted this as base Kirby vs Superman.

Yeah, with the right powers, Kirby stomps.


Zikten posted...
no, he wouldn't be able to suck him in. Superman has escaped black holes before. not just like preventing falling in. he once was IN a black hole as in all the way inside it. and then he said "fuck this place" and just flew out

Is this base Superman we're talking about? Cuz if so, might be important.

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Zikten
06/16/20 12:57:03 PM
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I don't know. I just saw a scan from a superman comic where he fell into a black hole and was in its core. and he meets an alien super hero that fell in earlier and has been just stuck in there in a depression and failure. and Superman says "you may have failed but I still have people that need me" and he leaves

also I saw another one once where someone made a tiny black hole in a lab or something and superman closes it with his fist. people in the room were panicking and grabs the hand held size black hole and closes his fist over and it I think he crushed it til it was destroyed
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ViewtifulGrave
06/16/20 4:03:58 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
(maybe a team up of Lex Luger and King Dedede)


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NeuralLaxative
06/16/20 4:06:38 PM
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Superman cant even beat goku, hows he gonna defeat kirby

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Ilishe
06/16/20 4:09:06 PM
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Batman beat Supes, a magical creature can do it easily

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Zikten
06/16/20 4:09:08 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Superman cant even beat goku, hows he gonna defeat kirby

only anime fanboys who hate American comics think Goku would beat Superman. Every expert analysis of the match always says Superman wins.

usually the people who say Goku would win, have never even read a Superman comic book. and at most only know Superman from cartoons and movies which always lower superman's power level.
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FL81
06/16/20 4:10:23 PM
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Reminder that Kirby's power is canonically infinite

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creativerealms
06/16/20 4:10:34 PM
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Superman would destroy Goku. But Kirby. Nothing can beat Kirby.

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Zikten
06/16/20 4:14:54 PM
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FL81 posted...
Reminder that Kirby's power is canonically infinite

the comics have implied before that so is Superman.
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FortuneCookie
06/16/20 4:17:59 PM
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No.

Bosses in Kirby games can't be swallowed. I'm pretty sure Superman would constitute boss strength. It's possible that he could swallow Superman's laser eye beams and use them back against Superman, same with Superman's super-breath power, but Superman would win so long as he refrained from using projectiles of any kind.

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LostForest
06/16/20 5:36:45 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
No.

Bosses in Kirby games can't be swallowed. I'm pretty sure Superman would constitute boss strength. It's possible that he could swallow Superman's laser eye beams and use them back against Superman, same with Superman's super-breath power, but Superman would win so long as he refrained from using projectiles of any kind.

True, but that's mostly a gameplay mechanic. Other sources like Smash show he can inhale opponents at will, regardless of their strength.

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Dark_SilverX
06/16/20 5:42:54 PM
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Kirby would suck Superman up so fast that ol boy's eyes would be rolling in the back of his head.

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LostForest
06/16/20 6:01:58 PM
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I think we gotta determine if baseline Superman can reliably escape the pull of a black hole. If he can, then Kirby might not be able to suck him after all :\

That said, that's not necessarily to say Kirby would lose automatically without it. His strength and durability and warp speed access is still pretty on par with Supes.

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emagdnE
06/16/20 6:21:48 PM
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Yes.

Kirby could also defeat Darkseid forever where Superman has failed.
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FortuneCookie
06/16/20 6:25:47 PM
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LostForest posted...
True, but that's mostly a gameplay mechanic. Other sources like Smash show he can inhale opponents at will, regardless of their strength.

That too is a gameplay mechanic though. Super Smash Bros. balances out player strengths to make them all comparable. This includes all characters being culpable to getting swallowed. Even then you get enemies like Master Hand, Metal Mario, and the giant Donkey Kong who cannot be swallowed.

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SailorGoon
06/16/20 6:33:42 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Yeah but it would take some serious derpery on Superman's part.

If Kirby gets within range, it's over. But how exactly he is supposed to get in range is quite the question, considering Supes is waaaaaay faster and can also attack from range using his heat vision and gale force breath.

That said, he also loves to forget he has heat vision and gale force breath so it could still happen.
Warp Star is FTL. Not to mention that mini games like the samurai duel in super star display feats of split second reaction speeds

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DevsBro
06/16/20 9:36:35 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
Warp Star is FTL. Not to mention that mini games like the samurai duel in super star display feats of split second reaction speeds
Yeah but he has to grab one first. If we allow him to do so, he might be able to catch Superman, but also some versions of Superman are FTL too. It all just depends.

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Tyranthraxus
06/17/20 12:37:05 AM
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Kirby can spit out his own warp star he doesn't have to grab anything.

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ModLogic
06/17/20 12:55:24 AM
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you guys are seriously suggesting a puffy little pink blob has a chance
lolok

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Tyranthraxus
06/17/20 2:09:52 AM
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Kirby is stupid op. His farts are like Dr Strange's most powerful magic.

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DevsBro
06/17/20 2:17:38 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Kirby can spit out his own warp star he doesn't have to grab anything.
Oh I'm sure it's happened but on the other hand if we're considering one-off feats, Superman has reached speeds thousanda and thousands of times the speed of light and sneezed solar systems into destruction.

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Tyranthraxus
06/17/20 2:48:11 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Oh I'm sure it's happened but on the other hand if we're considering one-off feats, Superman has reached speeds thousanda and thousands of times the speed of light and sneezed solar systems into destruction.

There's an entire Galaxy inside of Kirby's stomach so Superman's sneeze is basically just Kirby burping.

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DevsBro
06/17/20 7:57:26 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
There's an entire Galaxy inside of Kirby's stomach so Superman's sneeze is basically just Kirby burping.
He still takes damage from Waddle Dees.

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Kami_no_Kami
06/17/20 8:33:59 AM
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Just gonna put this here...
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LostForest
06/17/20 8:42:16 AM
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DevsBro posted...
He still takes damage from Waddle Dees.

If we're counting limitations based on gameplay mechanics, then I have some baaad news for Supes

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_64#/media/File%3ASuperman64box.jpg

Also FWIW, Kirby summoning a warp star at will isn't a one-off thing. He frequently calls for it during cutscenes when he wants to travel, so it's generally considered part of his arsenal.
Hell, Sakurai cited that as the reason he chose Kirby as the one character that could survive the universal destruction in Smash Ultimate. Considering he created Kirby, I'll take that as word of God lol.

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