Current Events > Vegy walks into CE. A mod says ''who would eat this?'' vegy's friend says

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Vegy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First, you got to cut that hair"
Vegy says, "Hey, Dad, Jesus had long hair"
And Dad says, "That's right, son, Jesus walked everywhere"

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Vegy dressed as a pirate for his 80th birthday. He said "Aye Matety"

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Vegy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits there, mulling over his day, he hears a high-pitched voice say, "That shirt looks great on you!
Vegy looks around, doesnt see anything, and returns to his drink thinking nothing more of it. But then, a moment later, the voice returns, this time offering, You seem like a really cool guy!
Again, Vegy looks around, sees nothing, and returns to his drink, wondering if he should get checked out by a professional. Finally, when his nerves have cooled and he believes the voice is gone, he hears, I bet your parents are really proud of you!
Vegy slams down his drink and looks around wildly. Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice, he calls over the bartender. Vegy says, Hey barkeep! Whats that voice I keep hearing?
Oh, those are the peanuts, the bartender replies. Theyre complimentary.

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Vegy won't eat it, vegy hates every thing.
Vegy mite like it?

~Slides some over.

*Vegy eats it*

He likes it likes, he likes it, Vegy likes it.

*Fade to black.*

~End of slide.
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Naked Vegy walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm, and a 6 foot salami under the other.
The Bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?'
Vegy says...

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DuranOfForcena posted...

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he saaaaiiiiiiiiiid

Play the best song in the world.
Or I'll eat your soul.

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Vegy tried to play FIFA with Cinderella but she wouldn't stop running away from the ball

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Vegy went to the bathroom during work hours.

When he was finished he said, "Now that's an income poop"

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Vegy went to the bathroom during work hours.

When he was finished he said, "Now dat's an income poop!"

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Damn_Underscore posted...

Vegy went to the bathroom during work hours.

When he was finished he said, "Now dat's an income poop!"

I buy beer on work hours!
It's fun to get paid to buy beer!!
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for Vegy, da Nile is a river in Egypt

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Wtf
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what was this female mod referring to?

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